Chapter 91: Just make a mistake (1)
The official hat and robe were sent back, and an imperial doctor came with him. The imperial doctor brought a lot of trauma medicine to treat Shu Yan's injuries. The imperial doctor looked at Shu Yan lying on the bed, and then at Shu Yan standing beside him.
Xiao Mo, who was standing there, ordered: "Come and help, take off his middle coat."
"Ah? Let me... help him take off his middle coat?"
"Nonsense, there is no one else here, who else is it if it's not you?"
"No, I can't..."
"You are a grown man, coyly acting like a woman, you can't complain about becoming an eunuch."
Xiao Mo was told by the imperial doctor that he had no choice but to bite the bullet and touch Shu Yan's waist with a red face. Then he closed his eyes and took off his shirt. During the process of taking it off, due to the buttocks,
A small piece of the skin split open after being beaten and stuck to the clothes. Shu Yan suddenly cried out "ah". Xiao Mo was startled. When he opened his eyes, he caught a glimpse of Shu Yan's exposed red and swollen buttocks. She quickly closed her eyes.
Upper eyes
, the blush reached to the neck, and the heartbeat was so fast. Although the two of them slept very close to each other, because Xiao Mo had said it first, Shu Yan had never exposed her breasts in front of Xiao Mo for such a long time, let alone
Her butt was exposed. Although Xiao Mo had been dressing up as a man for so long, she had never really touched a man's body. This was the first time and she was so embarrassed.
After a while, Xiao Mo finally breathed a sigh of relief after hoping that the imperial doctor had treated the wound. After sending the imperial doctor away, Xiao Mo recalled the wound he had just glimpsed, and was so distressed that he burst into tears, "
...Are you in pain?" Her tears are more precious than men's, and she hasn't cried much since she became sensible.
"It's just a skin injury, nothing serious."
The injury was indeed not too serious. It turned out that the executioners would watch the emperor's words and observe who wanted to hit him hard and who should not hit him hard. They knew that the emperor didn't really want to hit Shu Yan, so they hit the board with a different force.
It's light and the rhythm is slow. If you really have to hit hard, many people will die before they can reach a hundred sticks.
Even so, flesh and blood is enough to bear. Fortunately, Xiao Mo took good care of her. The inner court sent a lot of supplements. It happened to be able to use Xiao Mo's expertise, and she was even more attentive in making Shu Yan's meals than usual.
Increase it tenfold and bring your cooking skills to the extreme.
A few days later, Shu Yan had recovered as before and was still on duty at the Chancellor's desk as usual. Since it was his fault first, Shu Yan didn't hold much grudge against Sima Yan for being beaten, but he did not hold any grudge against Xiao Mo Jing Shen.
He was still unwilling to do anything, and always wanted to find opportunities to persuade him to change his mind, even if he was beaten again and dismissed from office.
The deadline for Xiao Mo to enter the palace is getting closer and closer, but he is still as usual, cooking when he should, and studying the "Book of Songs" when he should pester Shu Yan. Shu Yan can't see any nervousness or anxiety in him.
Emotions come.
"Brother Shu, look at this sentence, 'Who do you miss? A beauty from the West. That beauty is here, and the woman from the West is here.' Does it mean that a young man misses a beauty from the West?"
"I'm still in the mood to study this. It's really heartless to the extreme. Hum, you'll be the one to suffer when the time comes!" Shu Yan was very upset.
The palace urged her many times, but Xiao Mo was not in a hurry. She had calculated the date accurately.
Today is the day Xiao Mo has agreed to purify himself. The imperial court has specially allowed Shu Yan to take some time off to take care of Xiao Mo. Although he objects, Xiao Mo has no regrets at all. Now that the matter has come to this, there is no other way. The only thing he can do now is
All he could do was take the money, buy more gifts, and give them to the old eunuch and purifier in charge, hoping that they would be gentler and save Xiao Mo from suffering.
He came back after buying the gifts. Not long after, he saw the old eunuch and the purifier coming. Shu Yan hurriedly went up to greet them and gave the gifts to the two of them. He had grown up and didn't even know what giving a gift was. This was the first time he had given a gift.
Once. The two of them were familiar with this business and knew what it meant.
The old eunuch smiled and said to Shu Yan: "Don't worry, Shu Lang. This is the best purifier in Luoyang City. It guarantees the lightest technique and the least pain. And the weather is neither cold nor hot now, which is a good time to recuperate. I think.
Back then, it was summer when I purified myself, and I suffered so much..."
While the old eunuch kept nagging, the ablution master had a serious look on his face. He placed a small box on the table and opened it, revealing a row of dazzling knives of various shapes and sizes. He disinfected them and took the knives.
With it in hand, he asked Shu Yan: "Where is the person?"
Shu Yan's heart was extremely sad. He looked at the cold knife and was speechless. He pointed to the inner room. The purifier followed the old eunuch towards the inner room.
Shu Yan couldn't bear to hear Xiao Mo's screams and went to get hot water. But Xiao Mo was not around for a while, and he couldn't feel relieved. He hurried back and found that the purifier was putting away the knife and putting it in the box. The old eunuch
He was talking about something with his tongue wagging.
"Ah, isn't it? It's all over so quickly?" Shu Yan asked in surprise.
The cleansing master put away the knives while tutting his tongue: "No need for me to do anything. He solved it by himself. If he had known this, why did he ask me to come?"
"I... solved it by myself?" This was a big joke. Shu Yan didn't believe it. He hurriedly ran into the back room and saw Xiao Mo lying quietly on the bed, covered with a thin quilt. His expression was as usual, but his face was expressionless.
A little pale.
"you……"
Seeing that Shu Yan was so shocked that he couldn't speak, Xiao Mo smiled slightly: "I'm fine."
"How is that possible?"
"I know you don't believe it, and neither do those two people. Just ask that old eunuch to come over and examine me, and you will believe me."
Shu Yan went out and was outside with the purifier. The old eunuch walked into the back room alone. The room was covered with curtains, the light was too dark, and his eyes were dim. He opened the quilt and took a look. He vaguely saw the space between Xiao Mo's legs.
The blood-red patch seemed to be completely gone. He was very thorough and quickly covered himself with the quilt.
Xiao Mo asked: "Do you believe it?"
"I believe it, I believe it." The old eunuch kept clicking his tongue, shaking his head and sighing, then turned to Shu Yan and said, "I have never seen such a strong man in all my life, and he has suffered such great pain.
His face does not change, his heart does not beat. I think back then, Guan Yunchang scraped his bones to treat poison, but it was nothing more than that! He is truly the greatest man in the world!"
Xiao Mo listened inside and almost laughed out loud, but luckily he bit the corner of his quilt.
The old eunuch and the purifier explained some precautions for recuperation and then went back. Shu Yan was still worried and hurriedly went in again. He saw that Xiao Mo's face was rosy now, and even the paleness before was gone.
"You are actually so cruel and cruel that you can take action?"
Xiao Mo chuckled: "What's this? Haven't you heard that saying, 'If you want to succeed, you must first commit suicide.'"
"That's bullshit. What kind of bullshit logic is this? I've never heard of it!"
"Don't care who said it, and don't care about the logic. In short, am I not doing well now?"
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In the days that followed, it was Shu Yan's turn to take care of Xiao Mo. Shu Yan was very good at taking care of patients. He had taken care of his father-in-law Xie since he was a child, and when he grew up, he took care of his grandfather. He did his best and was meticulous. However, Shu Yan
The more Yan tried his best, the more nervous Xiao Mo became. Because she was a fake patient and was afraid of being exposed. The purifier left a lot of medicine, both for internal use and external use. Shu Yan wanted to change it for Xiao Mo.
Xiao Mo firmly disagreed and said that he could change it himself and no one else was needed. Shu Yan knew that Xiao Mo was always shy, so he did not force it. He went to the hospital alone to brew the medicine for internal use. After cooking, Xiao Mo had already
The topical medicine was changed. Shu Yan put the medicine in a bowl and gave it to Xiao Mo. Xiao Mo wanted to resist, but Shu Yan got anxious and pinched his nose and drank it. Xiao Mo rolled his eyes in pain.
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It is very comfortable to take care of people, but the people being taken care of are suffering tremendously. Not only do they have to drink inexplicable medicine every day, but what is more serious is that a healthy person has to remain motionless all day long.
Lying in bed is more uncomfortable than anything else.
She always urged Shu Yan to go to the Chancellor's desk to take care of him, but Shu Yan could not rest assured and insisted on staying and taking care of him. Every day, he cooked for Xiao Mo in different ways. In the morning and evening, he was afraid that Xiao Mo would be cold, so he borrowed a stove to keep him warm.
Despite such meticulous care, Xiao Mo became more and more anxious. Shu Yan thought he was suffering from pain, so he taught him to read "The Book of Songs" to relieve his boredom. This trick really worked.
, what "Guan Guan Jujiu, in the river island. A graceful lady, a gentleman is good at fighting.", "I can't sleep when I don't speak, but I sneeze when I want to speak.", when I read "Whose thoughts are you thinking? Western beauty. That beauty."
Come on, come on people from the West." On the spur of the moment, he wanted to play the flute. Playing the flute takes a lot of energy, and Shu Yan was not willing to comply. Seeing that Shu Yan firmly disagreed, Xiao Mo had to give up.
Xiao Mo always takes advantage of Shu Yan's time out to get out of bed secretly and do some exercise. With her active temperament, she wants to jump up happily at this time. This kind of happiness is always short-lived. Before Shu Yan comes back
, she must lie back obediently and continue to pretend to recover from her injuries.
The autumn breeze is cool and the crabs are yellow. Ever since the last time he and Xiao Mo were ridiculed by Shi Biyu because they couldn't afford crabs, Shu Yan has always been worried about it and kept it in his heart. Now is a good time to eat crabs.
He must fulfill this wish.
He bought some fat and big crabs, boiled them in water, put them on a plate, covered them with a cloth, and brought them into the small silent room.
"Xiao Mo, what do you think this is?"
Xiao Mo was pretending to close his eyes to rest, when he heard Shu Yan ask, he opened his eyes and said, "What good thing is so mysterious?"
Shu Yan didn't say anything and handed the plate to Xiao Mo. Xiao Mo opened it and said, "Ah, crab." He was so excited that he even wanted to sit up.
Shu Yan hurriedly held him down: "I'll peel it off for you. How can you move around?"
Xiao Mo lay down obediently, and Shu Yan picked out a female crab with a round navel, peeled off the hard red cover, and found full of golden crab roe and fat white crab meat.
"Wow, what a fat crab."
Shu Yan used a small spoon to carve out a piece of crab roe and put it into Xiao Mo's mouth. He also used chopsticks to pick out the white crab meat from the shell and gave it to Xiao Mo to eat.
"How does it taste?"
"Yeah, it's delicious and extremely fresh."
Seeing Shu Yan earnestly feeding herself crabs, Xiao Mo was so happy that she almost cried. She seemed to have forgotten the pain of lying in bed, and sincerely hoped that time would stay at this moment forever.
His happy reverie was interrupted by the sound of footsteps coming from outside. It was Ye Chung. He came to tell Shu Yan and Xiao Mo that the Ministry of Personnel officially notified him today that he would be appointed as the wine minister of the Liquor Department, and he would take office soon.
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Because of Shu Yan's help and Xiao Mo's help, Ye Chung was finally able to become an official. He sincerely thanked these two people. Knowing that Xiao Mo had "purified himself", he came to visit Xiao Mo every day or help Shu Yan do something.
Chapter completed!