Chapter 1051 Ksitigarbha: Come, take off your pants
Ksitigarbha is sitting cross-legged on the sofa in his living room, practicing the evil technique of gathering yin and replenishing yang from the four demons of wind and dust.
"Dong dong dong..."
Then there was a knock on the door!
"So fast?"
While Ksitigarbha was overjoyed, he jumped off the sofa and ran towards the door happily:
"Amitabha, my little Kwai Kwai, you are finally here!"
As he spoke, he ran to the door and opened it with a vulgar expression. When he saw the pornographic film director standing at the door, his face suddenly darkened:
"It's you, what are you doing here?"
"Xiao Kuikui? Have you made an appointment with Nightshade?"
The pornographic film director asked with a smile.
Ksitigarbha did not deny it: "Amitabha, Nightshade and I are very good bedmates now!"
"What's the meaning of nightshade? Wang Tianjiao is the one who brings the excitement!"
The porn director entered the room and sat down on the sofa, pretending to be unfinished and said.
"Wang Tianjiao?"
Ksitigarbha was stunned and said:
"I have seen her. I went to the stronghold to find a girl before. The sect leader brought two beauties to the stronghold. One of the beauties was Wang Tianjiao and the other was Nastya. What? Have you met Wang Tianjiao too?"
"The master has brought Wang Tianjiao here, and he will live downstairs from you!"
The porn director licked his lips and continued to pretend to be unsatisfied, saying:
"I just came out of her house. You may not believe it. Wang Tianjiao is 3255 years old, but she is still a baby. When I saw the blood stains on the sheets, I couldn't believe my eyes!"
"Amitabha, did you put Wang Tianjiao to sleep?"
Ksitigarbha asked excitedly with his hands clasped together.
"I just finished sleeping. If I don't come here to rest, I'll go sleep with her again later!"
The porn director said as if he had really slept with Wang Tianjiao.
Upon hearing this, Ksitigarbha was immediately ready to take action and asked:
"Wang Tianjiao is the sect master's woman. If you dare to sleep with her, aren't you afraid that the sect master will know?"
"Who said Wang Tianjiao is the master's woman? How could the master fall in love with an old woman like her!" said the pornographic film director.
Ksitigarbha thought the same thing and humbly asked for advice:
"How did you sleep with Wang Tianjiao?"
"Wang Tianjiao is a super master ranked 52 in the Tianting Organization's combat power rankings. I heard that the master instigated her to rebel, so I wanted to go to her house, chat with her, and exchange information about the Tianting Organization. At that time, Wang Tianjiao behaved very normally.
, very lady-like, but when I took the initiative to touch her, she didn’t resist, so I put her... Hehe, you know!"
The pornographic film director talks serious nonsense and deceives Ksitigarbha!
"Amitabha, a 3,000-year-old maid must be feeling very uncomfortable. Although you have just slept with her, she may not be happy. After all, she is a 3,000-year-old abalone. Even a hammer drill may not be able to make her happy.
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Ksitigarbha put his hands together and said seriously:
"I've always liked to help others since I was a child. You rest here for a while, and I'll clean up the rust underneath her!"
After saying that, without waiting for the porn director to answer, he couldn’t wait to have fun and ran out!
Seeing this, the pornographic film director's lips curled up as if his conspiracy had succeeded, and then he stood up and left!
The other side!
Ksitigarbha happily ran to the door of Wang Tianjiao's house!
Take a deep breath and knock on the door!
"Which one?"
Wang Tianjiao's voice came from the room.
Ksitigarbha's fat body trembled, just the sound made him a little distracted!
He took a deep breath: "Amitabha, it's me!"
The door is open!
Wang Tianjiao, who had just taken a shower and was wearing a bathrobe, appeared in front of Ksitigarbha!
"Is it you?"
When Wang Tianjiao saw Ksitigarbha, she suddenly felt sick.
She was so impressed by Ksitigarbha. After all, Ksitigarbha made Nastya scream all night long, and she listened to Nastya's screams and acted like a fool and was violently fucked by Ye Huan all night long!
In Wang Tianjiao's life, there is no one he particularly hates, Ksitigarbha is the only one!
"Amitabha, King Donor, we meet again, what a fate!"
Ksitigarbha clasped his hands together, looking like a master from this world, but his eyes were looking at Wang Tianjiao greedily.
Her hair was wet, she was wearing a bathrobe with seemingly nothing underneath, and her whole body exuded the alluring scent of baby shower gel.
This is just after taking a shower!
Ksitigarbha finally believed that the porn director had just played Wang Tianjiao. After all, without that, who would be so full that he would take a shower at this time!
Think about it!
Ksitigarbha is getting fatter!
"Do you have a problem with me?"
Wang Tianjiao asked expressionlessly.
She wanted to drive Ksitigarbha away directly, but then she thought about it. After all, she and Ksitigarbha are her own people now. From now on, we will see each other without looking up, and we will fight against the enemy together. There is no need for the relationship to be so tense!
So she didn't drive Ksitigarbha away directly, but she really couldn't force a smile, so she had to speak expressionlessly!
Pretend, keep pretending... Jizo said in his heart, but smiled and said:
“Don’t you invite me in, Donor Wang?”
Wang Tianjiao frowned slightly, hesitated for three seconds, and gave way:
"Please come in!"
"Amitabha, thank you!"
Ksitigarbha put his hands together and entered Wang Tianjiao's house. He took a deep breath and was immediately filled with Wang Tianjiao's fragrance.
"What do you want from me?"
Wang Tianjiao closed the door, suppressed her impatience, and asked.
"Amitabha, I am here to relieve the worries of King Almsgiver!"
When Ksitigarbha saw Wang Tianjiao closing the door, he stopped hiding it and prepared for a showdown.
This matter of men and women should go straight to the point!
Ksitigarbha hates preludes and the like, which is a waste of time and hurts the kidneys!
"Relieve worries?"
Wang Tianjiao was stunned and asked:
"Relief from what worries?"
"Amitabha, I heard that King Donor has maintained his virginity for more than 3,000 years. He must have endured the pain of burning desire all the time. Monk, I have made a vow since I was a child that I would rather go to the Abi Path Hell to relieve the suffering of all sentient beings, so I am here today.
I came here to relieve the pain of the burning desire of the king, the donor!"
Ksitigarbha clasped his hands together, talking nonsense seriously, and then vowed:
"Although Donor Wang has not seen my strength with his own eyes, he should be able to judge my strength from Nastya's howling all night at the stronghold that day. Donor Wang can rest assured that I am absolutely confident that I can
You experience the ultimate joy of being a woman, you..."
Speaking of this, Ksitigarbha suddenly realized something was wrong with Wang Tianjiao and asked:
"Donor Wang, why are you looking so pale and trembling all over?"
"go out!"
After Wang Tianjiao heard what Ksitigarbha said, she realized why Ksitigarbha came to her. She was so angry that she resisted the urge to beat Ksitigarbha to death. She pointed at the door and said coldly:
"Get out, get out!"
"I'm really strong. You can try it. If I don't satisfy you, do whatever you want!" Ksitigarbha said.
"go out!"
Wang Tianjiao roared!
"Stop pretending, Lao Huang has told me everything about you. We are all children of the world. There is no need to pretend to be innocent. We can enhance revolutionary friendship by taking off our pants and having in-depth exchanges..."
Ksitigarbha thought that Wang Tianjiao was being pretentious and pretending to be innocent, so he simply put aside his attitude of an eminent monk and said with a smile!
"You are looking for death!"
Chapter completed!