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Chapter 9: Baby Cheats

I would like to ask Eunuch Zhao to teach me how to get pregnant quickly...

Hearing this, Zhao Wujiang was stunned.

Looking at this beautiful woman who seemed shy and timid, Zhao Wujiang had a strange look on his face as he recalled the scene of his intimate and in-depth exchange with her last night.

Ask me how to get pregnant more easily?

If you do more, you will get pregnant...

Zhao Wujiang rubbed his fingers, and countless scenes flashed through his mind. Then he said seriously and with a serious expression:

"I have to say, my dear, you have indeed asked the right person..."

When Liu Meier heard this, her beautiful eyes lit up, looking forward to Zhao Wujiang continuing to speak.

"I heard that the emperor's restoration of great power is also because of Eunuch Zhao. Eunuch Zhao's medical skills are far superior to those of Tai Hospital. Please inform me."

Zhao Wujiang's eyes are sincere, and he looks like you need to remember the key points of knowledge.

"First of all, it has to do with posture..."

"posture?"

Liu Meier lowered her body slightly, like a studious child, and said doubtfully:

"What's the pose?"

"A manner, an action, an expression!"

There was light in Zhao Wujiang's eyes, and his expression was solemn. He stood up directly, put one hand behind his back, and turned his head slightly against the light to look back at Liu Mei'er:

"Whether they are ordinary people or relatives of the emperor, when they are offering sacrifices to the gods, they spread their hands forward and make a delivery motion. This is a gesture. They want to express their awe and respect for the gods.

God feels this sincerity, the seasons are prosperous, the country is peaceful and the people are safe.

During festivals, you and I pay homage to our ancestors by clasping our hands together and kneeling on the ground. This is also a gesture that we want to express our longing for our ancestors.

Inspired by our ancestors, they will also protect us.

And conceiving and giving birth to a child is something that is created out of nothing and takes over the heaven and earth. If your posture is wrong and your heart is not sincere, the world cannot feel it, so how can you get pregnant?"

Every word is like a pearl, and it goes straight to Liu Meier's mind.

She looked at Zhao Wujiang blankly, and found that the back of Zhao Wujiang's head, which was looking sideways at her, was filled with light, like a god in charge of marriage in the world...

"Father, what posture does your Majesty like?"

Your Majesty likes to have hair, but she can't.

You might as well ask me what posture I like.

Zhao Wujiang organized his words, and then he sighed: "It is against the law to pry into the secrets of the people of heaven and earth..."

"The Emperor and God can learn from this. I, Liu Mei'er, will protect you, Eunuch Zhao, for one day in the harem!"

Liu Meier spoke in a sincere tone and said quickly.

"That's all...but you have to promise me not to talk to anyone else."

Zhao Wujiang stared at him, his handsome face showing strong seriousness.

How could I tell other people such a secret method... Liu Meier was delighted and impatient.

Zhao Wujiang raised his sword eyebrows and said with great momentum:

"Your Majesty, the great dragon of heaven and earth!

When you have sex, you should wrap your legs around his waist with your feet on the ground. This is called embracing the dragon's spine!

Then use your heavenly hand to hook his neck. This is called protecting the dragon head!

When the emperor rushes towards you with dragon energy, you must sincerely cater to him, this is called receiving dragon energy!"

"Hold the dragon's spine, protect the dragon's head, and receive the dragon's energy..."

Liu Meier murmured to herself, the spring water in her beautiful eyes surging, almost overflowing.

She was extremely pleasantly surprised and gave Zhao Wujiang an excited blessing:

"Thank you so much, Eunuch Zhao!"

"Hey, don't be too busy thanking me, I still have a secret recipe passed down from my ancestors."

Zhao Wujiang raised Liu Meier's saluting hands, and then whispered softly into her ear, his tone so low that he was afraid that others would overhear him.

With her ears and temples rubbing together, Liu Meier's pretty face turned slightly red. Listening to Zhao Wujiang's words, she glanced at her reasoning suspiciously and said uncertainly:

"Can it really get any...bigger?"

Hearing this, Zhao Wujiang held her shoulders and said sincerely:

"Empress, you have to remember that growth runs through every stage of life, and you can definitely do it!

In this deep palace, every advantage you gain will increase your chances of winning!"

Zhao Wujiang's sincere expression made Liu Meier feel a long-lost concern, and his words of always thinking about her added a bit of smile to her pretty face.

"Mei'er must remember what Eunuch Zhao said!"

...

"My dear, my dear, please slow down."

On the palace road leading to the emperor's palace, a palace maid was shouting anxiously.

In front of her was Xiao Shufei Xiao Wanjun, who was walking in a hurry.

Xiao Wanjun held up the red palace skirt and strode away with a frown.

Every time she took a step, the full moon in front of her could not stop shaking, and even the palace skirt could not restrain it.

Early this morning, she heard about the emperor's favor with Liu Zhaoyi last night, and also knew that the reason why the emperor favored the queens Dugu Mingyue and Liu Meier one after another was related to the confidant eunuch named Zhao Wujiang.

This person has successfully used folk medical skills to regulate the body of the Holy One, so the Holy One now listens to him in all matters related to yin and yang between men and women.

And Liu Zhaoyi went to the emperor's palace early in the morning. It didn't take much to think about it, but she must have gone to ask Zhao Wujiang for something.

I have already been a step too slow and cannot be any slower...

Xiao Wanjun ignored the shouts of the palace maid behind her and temporarily lost part of her demeanor. She flicked and swayed, and after half a cup of tea, she finally arrived at the emperor's palace.

As soon as she stepped through the door, a person walked towards her. She took a closer look and saw that it was Liu Mei'er who was alluring in a pink palace dress.

"Sister, good luck."

Liu Meier gave her a blessing, but she raised her head slightly and couldn't restrain the joy on her cheeks, just like a proud little sparrow flying on a branch.

Xiao Wanjun's eyebrows were slightly cold, it seemed that Liu Meier had gained a lot...

She nodded slowly and passed Liu Meier, the water in her eyes about to condense into frost.

The women in the palace are all her competitors. Could it be that having Dugu Mingyue in the past was not enough, and now there are multiple Liu Meier?

This Zhao Wujiang must be won over!

She had a gentle thought, and soon came to the door of the palace. The door was closed tightly, and two young eunuchs stood at the door.

Xiao Wanjun was about to push the door open when two young eunuchs stretched out their hands to stop her. Why?

"Zhao...Eunuch Zhao...is thinking too much...too tired...is taking a rest. Please wait a moment..."

"Huh?" Xiao Wanjun suddenly became angry:

"You two little eunuchs are so brave..."

"hehe..."

Liu Mei'er, who had not gone far, saw this scene, raised her red lips, covered her mouth and smiled softly, whether she was amused or sarcastic.

This laughter floated into Concubine Xiao Shu's ears, making her chest tremble slightly with anger, but she quickly woke up and secretly said that she was confused and too anxious.

To be able to allow the emperor to favor Dugu Mingyue and Liu Meier one after another, and to allow Liu Meier to consult alone, he must be an expert.

Masters always have a temper.

If I were any more reckless, I might leave a bad impression on Eunuch Zhao.

If he doesn't help me, I'll be in big trouble...

Furthermore, with Liu Meier's exquisite and charming thoughts, she must have prepared a gift, but I left in a hurry and came empty-handed, fearing that I would lose my sincerity...

The more Xiao Wanjun thought about it, the more she felt it was right. She smiled at the room:

"Eunuch Zhao, please rest first. I will come back later."

He has to prepare a treasure that he can't refuse...

Xiao Wanjun calmed down and turned to leave.

Zhao Wujiang, who was in the room, was leaning on a chair and listening to the noise outside the room. He didn't think much about it at all. He just thought it would be troublesome if the concubines in the harem came to him one after another.

Moreover, the exchange between him and Xuanyuan Jing must be kept out of sight. Fortunately, his identity as a eunuch is still strong.

It gradually became quiet outside the house, and half an hour later, there was another quarrel.

"Sister Qing'er stays here, Mr. Zhao is taking a rest."

"What Eunuch Zhao? You guys get out of the way... I have something important to do with Xiao Zhaozi."

Um?

Dugu Mingyue’s confidant Qing’er?

What does she want from me?
Chapter completed!
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