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1. The worst swear words(1/2)

On August 18, 1999, at noon, the Office of the Dean of the School of Computer Science of the University of Southern California.

Looking at Li Ao who showed a big boy's smile, Dean Teng asked expressionlessly: "Tell me, why is this fight?"

Li Ao hurriedly replied: "He scolded me!"

"Watt? He just scolded you?" President Teng was curious. "Tell me, what did he scold you so that you could get him to the hospital? I remember that last time someone wanted to slap you, you just knocked him down and kicked him in the face."

Vivian Keller, the assistant next to him, laughed directly.

Has it been "just" to knock down the opponent and kick the opponent in the face?

The smile on Li Ao's face disappeared, and he gritted his teeth and said, "He called me Japanese!"

Vivian:[?_??]

Because this hitting someone? This time it was a bit too much! Vivian looked at the dean...∑(o_o;)??

The dean showed the same expression as Li Ao, and even heard the rattle of teeth! His fists were clenched!

dirty!

So dirty!

This is the most vicious swearing Dean Teng has ever heard!

Mr. Lu Xun was wrong. Who said that people did not empathize with each other? He now felt Li Ao's anger at that time.

The basketball player deserves to be thrown into the hospital! His mouth should be sucked!

If he was scolded like this 20 years ago, he would have to fight a battle even if he was scolded like this.

However, with his current age and identity, even if he wants to take revenge, he will not be able to move his fists. There are more ways to use behind his back... Wait, Dean Teng suddenly woke up.

He is a professor who teaches and educates people! The head of the first institute is actually thinking of such a horrifying thing! Is it okay to be known to someone?

Every time I stay with this kid, I will go astray.

This kid is really poisonous!

At that time, he thought that it was the child recommended by the old professor, and he could take care of him under his nose. After all, the air in the United States was deadly sweet. He also asked a friend to write a recommendation letter for the kid and recruited the kid to study at the University of Southern California. This has become his last regret in the past two years.

How great it would be to send this kid to harm others!

Although there was a reason for this time, Dean Teng felt that he still needed to educate and educate: "Then you are impulsive again? Have you considered the consequences?"

Li Ao quickly comforted him and said, "Director, don't worry, I know what I know. Before I start, I used the Tieshan Kuai who I practiced for two and a half years to confirm that he was not my opponent."

Dean Teng's blood pressure soared: "What if he can't beat it?"

"Then I will find a way to investigate whether he has any background. If he doesn't have one, I'll find a chance to insult him."

"What if he had a background?"

"Then I will tell you about this and see if you can deal with him."

Dean Teng: “…”

Don't say that if Li Ao came to tell him directly about this, he would really be unable to help but do something.

Everything is in case. If someone catches the handle of the conversation... If it should be said or not, this kid chooses to take action, which will save him, as the dean, from potential trouble.

Forget it, let's make a mess!

He turned to the assistant beside him and said, "Vivian, you go and handle this matter well. There is a fight on campus. It is because there is a problem with our college management. We have an unshirkable responsibility. We are responsible for the treatment and compensation."

Vivian had already laughed so hard that she lay on the desk. As soon as she calmed down, she laughed again when she heard the dean's words.

Feeling the dean's angry eyes, she quickly stopped laughing, but her expression still couldn't hold back and replied: "I understand. I will handle this matter properly and safeguard the honor of the college."

Dean Teng pretended that the assistant's joke was not heard.

Vivian took out the fund application form from the folder, started to fill out the reasons for applying for funds, and then signed it to the dean.

The entire operation is smooth and flowing without any unnecessary steps.

She has so much experience in dealing with this matter.

Li Ao, whose English name is Leo, passed the entrance interview in July last year at the age of 17. She is now 18 years old, a sophomore, a foreign student majoring in computer theory and computer application concepts in the School of Computer Science and Technology, and has excellent grades in the freshman year's exam... She can type these materials with her eyes closed with her.

During the few months Li Ao first entered school, she had to fight one after another. Every time she cleaned up the mess for Li Ao.

The dean signed the letter, Vivian read the information again, and after confirming that there was no problem, he said to Li Ao: "You kid, you are looking for work for me again. I was going to the beauty salon this afternoon and said, how do you want to compensate me?"

Li Ao showed the good baby's smile: "Thank you so much, Aunt Vivian, I'll cook tonight!"

"You are sensible. After I finish this matter, we will go to the supermarket to buy vegetables together. We will make a good deal of you tonight, so that you can have so much energy to run to fight!"

After getting the promise of the big meal, Vivian took the prepared materials to the department director and the finance department.

Looking at the interaction between the two, Dean Teng was irritated.

Is this sensible?

He was convinced, this world of face-looking!

This makes him angry than knowing that Li Ao has fought again.

Li Ao's standard "bully" who fights twice a day and hurts the other party every time, because he looks good, he is regarded as a naughty and good child by Vivian in his 30s, who is beautiful, sexy and prone to maternal love.

In fact, Dean Teng has no other ideas. He is so old, but as a man, seeing this kind of thing, he feels purely natural jealousy.

In addition to being jealous, he was also angry.

The one who supports this kid is the dean!

This little brat just wanted to invite a beautiful girl's house to help with dinner. He was simply inhumane to the opposite sex!

Someone was responsible for the money for buying ingredients for dinner, and there were also beautiful girls having dinner together. Li Ao was in a good mood and asked to the other side of the desk: "Dean, what should I do now?"

"Get out wherever you like!"

There was no one else, and Dean Teng finally couldn't hold back, so he switched back to his mother tongue and shouted.

"Okay Dean!"

Li Ao stood up and rushed towards the office door like an arrow from a string.

If you don’t leave, the dean will hit someone.

Dean Teng's perspective suddenly changed from looking down to looking up, which is why he asked Li Ao to sit and receive education.

Li Ao rushed to the office door, and the door that had just been closed suddenly opened again. Vivian returned. Fortunately, Li Ao reacted quickly and stopped and did not knock the other party over.

Li Ao exclaimed, lowered his head and said, "Auntie, you scared me!"

Vivian, who was almost knocked down, was also scared. She panted and looked up at Li Ao. This perspective... When the child first came last June, he was 175 cm tall, and she was even taller in high heels.

It has only been fifteen or sixteen months since then. The child's face is still childish, but his height has risen by one head! Most of the people in the basketball team and volleyball team are taller.

At this time, Vivian saw Li Ao's face turned red and turned away from her eyes. She looked down at her chest that was fluctuating due to breathing... It turns out that she is still a child, and she really wants to make fun of her!

Dean Teng interrupted his assistant's divergent thinking and asked, "Vivian, why are you back?"

Vivian regretfully gave up the idea of ​​teasing the big boy again, grabbed Li Ao's arm and returned to the office, and said, "Director, it's not good, Henry is here!"

"Wori," Dean Teng immediately spit out a swear word: "Hey, why did that guy come so quickly this time?"

The assistant didn't understand the Chinese language used by Dean Teng, and before she could ask questions, someone outside the door responded.

"Oh, Sean, my friend, your student beat my teammates, and you are still scolding me behind your back, I'm so sad."

Li Ao Xunsheng looked at a middle-aged man in fashionable and sexy clothes and walked into the office.

The visitor is the head coach of the Trojans basketball team in Southern California, named Henry Bibby, who is a friend of Dean Teng.

Dean Teng's English name is Sean. Now he has another word "Wori" stuck in his throat, but it is difficult to continue to swear words. He is already a loss, but now he is even more a loss.

Because the guy Li Ao beaten this time was a member of the basketball team and the starting lineup of the main team.

Dean Teng regretted teaching Henry Bibi these mantras before.

Although he also learned some slang for black people to curse, only black people can say the slang for black people to curse in the environment of Yingshang.

He stopped talking, but Dean Teng didn't stop. He walked out and hid Li Ao behind him with Vivian.

However, due to the large height difference, the two of them protected each other to a lonely life. Henry Bibi looked at Li Ao, who was tall and thin behind them, and said in surprise: "I can't tell. It's this kid who sent 'Little Lan Bill' to the hospital? Don't worry, I'm not here to seek revenge..."

Vivian interrupted: "Yes, Henry, we are afraid that you will not be calm, but we are not afraid that you will seek revenge, but that you will be beaten to the hospital because of the main force being beaten to the hospital and then be sent to the hospital. Leo will definitely fight back."

Henry Bibby: "…"

Although being honest is important, he is very embarrassed to say that!

But he was not able to deny Vivian's words. God knows if this young man has some brain problems and just needs to do it. What if he gets beaten up?

There are more and more lunatics now. Although this boy looks harmless, she was just going to be a villain Shelby Jordan, nicknamed "Little Ranbill" in the UC basketball industry, and she is definitely not a good person. What if she is also a lunatic?

There are only four people in total now, two of them are his friends. Henry Bibby came and went quickly. He quietly took a step back and said, "Don't worry, I'm not here to stand up for "Little Lan Bill". I'm just curious about what the foreign students who could send "Little Lan Bill" into the hospital look like, so I came to take a look. I didn't expect it to be a handsome boy... By the way!"

Henry Bibby said suddenly and his eyes lit up and asked, "Hey, boy, how old are you?"

What Li Ao heard was asking about his age, but he blurted out: "It's less than 30."

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To be continued...
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