Chapter 43: Director Ma just has 100 million points of language art
"What's going on?" Xie Yunian was still sitting calmly, and his eating movements were pleasing to the eye.
Shen Huai kicked the tree and circled around it, "There is definitely something wrong. There was no wind just now, and the leaves suddenly shook violently and there was a sound."
The subordinate on the tree was wearing a green ghillie suit with leaves stuck in it. He was so nervous that he accidentally slipped and didn't expect to make such a big noise.
Seeing that Shen Huai had no intention of giving up looking for him, his subordinates became even more anxious.
When the subordinate turned his head, he suddenly saw a few pieces of bird droppings in the bird's nest next to him, and he immediately had a plan.
"Xie Yunian, are you being too cold, or do you know what the weird movement in the tree was?" Shen Huai's eyes were locked on Xie Yunian's body.
He suddenly made a bold guess: there couldn't be Tibetans in this tree, right?
And this person was known to Xie Yunian.
"despair……"
When Shen Huai was thinking wildly, something suddenly hit him in his rice and hair, which made him look a little sticky.
When he saw the white lump in the rice, his face was already not good. When he reached out and pulled the lump off his head, he was choked by the pungent stench and felt nauseous.
Shen Huai collapsed, "Ah! Dead bird! Damn it, it pooped on my head!"
Xie Yunian stood up, took his plate and planned to leave, "You analyze slowly, I'm full."
[I laughed so hard. When Shen Huai analyzed it just now, I thought the program team had something shady going on. I was even scared, but it turned out to be a bird! 】
[Bird: I’m just stretching, stingy, I’ll treat you to some poop! 】
[Xie Yunian looked helpless, probably because Shen Huai's suspicion made him speechless.]
When Shen Huai went back to his residence despite the smell on his body, he met a few people on the road, and everyone kept a distance from him calmly.
Zhong Tianba couldn't suppress his curiosity, "Xie Yunian, you just went out for dinner. Do you know what happened to Shen Huai? You're so smelly."
"He just walked towards the toilet." Xie Yunian said calmly.
His words fell on everyone's ears, causing everyone to get excited. They took their food to the toilet, and came back smelling like shit, which made them think more.
"Could Shen Huai go to the toilet to eat?" Zhong Tianba said weakly.
"I don't know." Xie Yunian's unclear words made everyone suspicious.
The expressions on the faces of all the guests were a little hard to describe. It must be a coincidence? Shen Huai can't be so harsh...
[Xie Yunian, if you don’t explain clearly how good or bad you are, aren’t you a human being and people will misunderstand Shen Huai? 】
When we were shooting in the afternoon, everyone's eyes would always turn to Shen Huai unconsciously.
Shen Huai, who was in a bad mood, only felt even more angry, "Is there flowers on my face?"
"No, no, no." Everyone immediately looked away.
"Considering that the task in the morning was too difficult, the program team decided to arrange something more relaxed for everyone in the afternoon."
When Director Ma saw everyone arrived, he started talking with Little Bee.
None of the guests even bothered to cooperate, and Director Ma's talk of being relaxed usually meant that it was not a good thing.
"This time it's really easy for you to go to the school to play with the students and try out some of the school's equipment." Director Ma gritted his teeth and said excitedly.
Hearing what he said, the guests gave him a look. It sounded really good, but they had been tricked by the horse guide too many times, so they only half-believed it.
"Senior An will also pass by. Can I still lie to you?" Director Ma felt very tired.
Even if this show is not being filmed, why does it feel like he has been performing a one-man show all this time? Will he die if he responds to me?
"That's right, Director Ma can't even trick Senior An." Zhong Tianba's face showed emotion.
"We still need to have more trust between people. Director Ma should really want to be nice to us."
Xu Miaomiao spoke simply and looked at Director Ma with a smile.
Director Ma also looked at them with a smile, his face could not be more calm.
Half an hour later——
All the guests were wearing aprons and gloves on their hands. They appeared in a school laboratory to clean the equipment.
"Director Ma, your mother..." Zhong Tianba really broke through this time.
Director Ma has no reason to dare to cheat Senior An. This bad old man is very bad and doesn't say a word of truth.
"This is to allow you to experience life that you have never experienced in school before, and at the same time, you can help the school, the best of both worlds."
There is no trace of guilt on Director Ma's face for lying to others, he just speaks more artistically!
[Director Ma’s way of speaking is really explosive. He can go directly to sales, and a large number of customers can be deceived. 】
[Hahaha, I'm going to die laughing. Zhong Tianba was really angry when he saw it, and he almost wanted to say bad words. 】
[Stop talking, I get angry just looking at it. Every time I say something nice, I’m actually trying every possible way to trick everyone. Director Ma and I are at odds with each other!]
"Then how are the points for this mission calculated?" Zhong Tianba gritted his teeth.
"It will be distributed according to how much you clean. The cap is ten points."
"It's just a few points and the dog is shaking his head." Su Zhi sat down on the stool next to him and wanted to give up. It was absolutely impossible for them to get first place in terms of points this week.
It's only Wednesday, and Shen Shiyi's team has already beaten the second place by twice, and their team is ranked last, which is hugely different from everyone else.
"I'm going to the toilet." Shen Huai was also a little disappointed. He just found an excuse and walked out.
The others didn't look good either, so Shen Shiyi and Xu Miaomiao were trying hard to clean themselves up.
"In this way, every time a row of utensils are cleaned, you can draw a lottery. How about adding a hundred points to the prize or not having to do a day's task?"
Director Ma gritted his teeth and endured the pain to provide benefits to everyone, otherwise everyone would be so listless that he would not be able to retain people in the live broadcast room.
"Really? Are you willing to give it up?" Zhong Tianba's eyes lit up. This is more or less the same. You just have to be willing to give benefits in order for everyone to work hard.
"I will have people prepare paper and boxes to write prizes on right now. You guys hurry up and clean them."
Director Ma said he should just do it and immediately ordered people to go out and do the work.
This move will undoubtedly increase everyone's enthusiasm. If one hundred points are added, this week's points will directly rank first!
There’s a lot of hope for a fun trip on Sunday!
Thinking about it this way, everyone takes the work at hand much more seriously.
The staff quickly brought boxes, paper and pens. Director Ma hid behind the table and started writing. He wrote many pieces before putting away the pen.
Now we're just waiting to see which group cleans a row first and can come up and draw the prize first.
"Everyone, come on, Senior An, if there is any cleaning step that they do wrong, just say it, don't feel embarrassed."
Chapter completed!