047. The smile is so cute
This pond has a conscience!
Taking advantage of this wave of luck, the second colored card turned into a rainbow and fell down like before.
Equipment Card: [Sunshine Amplifier]
"What the hell?"
Zhang San took out what looked like a key pendant from the card drawing interface.
There is a moving sunflower in the two thumb-sized rectangular crystal pendants...
It is very similar to the sunflower in Plants vs. Zombies, except that its face is a funny yellow...
[Maybe it’s a hybrid... right? 】
The second time he drew a card and came up with a funny emoticon, he was really embarrassed.
In particular, this thing is no different from the small hanging products sold on the street. It also has a small ring for stringing on a keychain!
Let’s take a look at the instructions:
[Sunshine Amplifier]
Funny likes to absorb sunlight, but it prefers to spit it out.
Well, looking at the dark environment outside the window, Zhang San lay down directly on the bed.
sleep!
The next morning.
In the basement, Zhang San, who was holding an M249 and an AT4 anti-tank rocket launcher, let Chris, who was sitting nearby and watching, know what the power of 'magic' is.
He saw a burst of smoke rising from his good brother's hands, and then the two original weapons disappeared and turned into a strange-looking weapon.
It looks like someone installed a trigger handle under a thick round water pipe.
"I call it a rocket-propelled machine gun that is so invincible that it explodes!"
Zhang San handed it to Chris. The brother felt the terrifying weight of this weapon with a very long name as soon as he took it.
"Magic is so fucking awesome! This is so awesome!" Chris exclaimed.
"We have to find a way to get some new weapons. No matter how these things change, it's useless."
After looking at several weird-looking firearms next to him, Zhang San put them all into his personal space.
He has tried many weapon combinations.
In previous experiments, Zhang San discovered that [Weapon Master] is not limited to hot weapons. Cold weapons can also be combined.
For example, the combination of a knife and a chainsaw is a long knife with a saw chain on the back, and the combination of a rifle and a hammer is the butt of a square hammer.
It's very easy to use this hammer, just hold the barrel and hit it hard.
Chris was left alone in the basement playing with the rocket-propelled machine gun. Zhang San ran outside and got the funny face pendant that had been there for a while.
The funny-faced sunflower in the crystal is still swaying as usual, even though it has been outside soaking in the sunshine for at least two hours.
"Show me your tiles!"
After saying these words, the yellow funny face instantly turned into a red Nike face, and the pendant in his hand suddenly emitted a yellow light.
This is...
Zhang San felt like he was soaking in a bathtub, very warm and comfortable.
"Could it be!"
He tried to jump twice, but the height of the jump was still the same as before.
【Um.....】
He ran another distance, but his speed didn't change at all.
Thinking of the last possibility, Zhang San clenched his fist and punched the ground.
bump!
A crack opened in the hard ground, but this was not the result he wanted.
Looking at the yellow light attached to his body, Zhang San, who still had hope for it, pulled out the fn5.7 on his waist and aimed a shot at his arm.
Snapped!
"grass!!!"
Covering the bleeding wound on his arm, Zhang San ran towards the villa with a look of contempt on his face.
Carla and Chris, who came over after hearing the noise, saw the blood on his arm. Chris immediately turned aside warily and looked out the door and asked quickly:
"Someone ambushed you?"
"No, I shot myself."
??
Chris didn't understand why he did this, and his bright eyes were full of question marks.
However, when Kara was about to bandage Zhang San, the wound he was covering disappeared inexplicably.
【I'll knock!】
Knowing what this meant, Zhang San immediately ran out and shot himself in the arm again, but this time he did not cover the wound.
Five seconds passed...
Ten seconds passed...
Fifteen seconds passed...
The three of them just stared at the wound for a while, until Kara reacted and treated it.
"..."
Holding the red smiling face pendant tightly in her hand, Zhang San felt a surge of anger in his heart.
How does this dog thing work?
Fortunately, he was happy for just a minute!
"Are you okay?"
Chris wondered if there was something wrong with his mind, because even a vigilante couldn't do this kind of self-mutilation.
"I'm fine, I was just experimenting with new magic."
Although Zhang San said so, the pain in his arm made him very uncomfortable.
"You magicians are really crazy."
Chris shook his head and took out a can of beer from the refrigerator and drank it himself.
Half an hour later, Zhang San, who was sitting outside basking in the sun, noticed that the red smiling face in the crystal had turned back into a yellow funny face, and he also felt that his arm was no longer so painful.
After touching the wound location and making sure it didn't hurt, he pulled off the bandage.
The gunshot wound on the arm disappeared again and it returned to its original shape!
【Gift Crab!】
Now Zhang San understood, and the little funny face in the crystal suddenly felt safe in his eyes.
In order to let the little guy absorb more sunlight, he strung the pendant where it should be.
Funny Face now lives with a bicycle key, a weapon cabinet key, and an office key.
In the afternoon, Chris, who had woken up from his lunch break, was going to wake up Zhang San and have afternoon tea together, but he didn't expect that no one answered the call for a long time.
"Kara, where has he gone?" Chris, who was sitting at the table waiting, asked the housekeeper at home.
Carla, who brought a plate of scones, replied: "The gentleman went out while you were sleeping. He said he would not be back until night."
go out?
You still have to go back at night?
Chris thought he had gone out to play alone, alas...
...
On a road outside the town of Evergreen, Zhang San was sitting in a taxi chatting with the driver next to him:
"So Anna is now a girl that no one dares to mess with?"
"Well, because those classmates who dare to harass her will be beaten by her."
"What did the principal say?"
Sophia held the steering wheel and looked at the road ahead and replied: "The principal didn't say anything and even got a scholarship for Anna."
"Why? Didn't the parents of the classmates she beat get sick of the principal?"
"Yes, but the principal said that the students who were beaten at least had a mother."
"All right."
Zhang San has gained a lot of experience. The principal is worthy of being a principal, and he is very capable in both words and deeds.
"What about you? It's strange that you suddenly want to visit a big city."
Chapter completed!