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069. Not fun at all(1/2)

"Why doesn't it respond?"

Chris pressed the spray switch on the handle several times in confusion, thinking it was a poor contact.

"I didn't give it any fuel..."

Zhang San rubbed his hands, and a burst of electricity jumped from his fingertips to the fuel port of the jetpack.

The two people next to him couldn't understand what he was doing. He was charging it even though he said he wasn't refueling?

In fact, Zhang Sanzhen, who was testing his skills, did not expect that the proportion of energy conversion could be so low.

The ratio of electricity to oil is ten to three.

After rubbing his hands several times, he finally filled up the jetpack.

"Are you sure it won't explode? I don't want my head to be blown away and turn into a steel frame without a bird."

Chris, who was very excited at first, became a little hesitant after seeing Zhang San charging the backpack.

He suspected that his good brother was experimenting on him...

And there is no safety guarantee in this experiment!

"Don't panic, I have magical magic. Do you remember that Patrick? My magic has healing power."

Zhang San gave him a very confident smile, and Chris felt much more relieved.

He pressed the start button on the handle slightly nervously.

boom-

The jet port at the bottom of the jetpack burst out a burst of flames, and then it gradually flew into the air with an excited Chris on his face.

"Alas!!!"

call----

In an instant, the man who was rising slowly accelerated directly into the clouds floating in the sky.

Snap!

wtf?

Hearing that the helmet he was wearing seemed to have hit something, Chris reached out and touched the blood and feathers on his hand...

However, this did not affect his mood at this time at all. Even if he hit a bird, he was still having fun in the sky.

After a while.

Chris in the sky is still smiling, but the brothers on the ground are counting the time to save him.

"Two minutes left..."

Zhang San looked up at the person and calculated the time. He was not sure whether the jetpack that could not kill people would cause fractures or high paraplegia.

Click click click…

A few minutes ago, the vigilante was calling cucumber-flavored potato chips an evil thing, but now he hasn't stopped taking potato chips from the bag.

The pile of empty bags on the ground shows how much he can eat.

Puff! Puff! Puff…

???

Hearing the sound that sounded like running out of gas, Chris quickly turned his head and looked at the bottom of the backpack.

The fireworks at the bottom of the jetpack are starting to fade...

"Oh oh..."

call--

"Help!!!!"

Seeing himself plummeting to the ground, Chris shouted in panic at the top of his lungs.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here!"

While the vigilante was stunned, Zhang San held a French stick in his hand and cast a small magic spell on the spot where Chris was about to land.

The baguettes stacked layer by layer are like air mattresses, and they look very safe.

Chris thought the same thing, but it was a pity that he only realized how hard the damn baguette was when his body hit the bread!

thump!

"My waist!!"

After catching the person, the pile of French sticks will disappear automatically.

Chris was lying on his side on the ground, clutching his waist and looking in pain. Zhang San quickly took out his comedy and treated the unfortunate guy.

"Next time, never, never, ever, pick someone up with piles of baguettes! Ever!"

Chris felt like he had been hit on a concrete floor just now. Who the hell would make bread so hard for people to eat!

"My problem, I promise to be gentler next time."

Zhang San, who looked embarrassed, did not expect that the small magic that comes with the staff to save people could have such high physical strength.

When Chris smashed it down just now, he didn't break a French stick!

It’s so scary…

Click click click click…

The vigilante who didn't say a word was still eating the potato chips in his hand, as if this snack could block his mouth.



[Keyboard Man appears in Gotham City.]

[Horror at the Iceberg Club, Keyboard Man vs. Batman!]

[Keyboard Man has been sent to Arkham Asylum by the Justice League.]

[Latest news! The Keyboard Man not only escaped from Arkham Asylum, but even killed the Joker and the Riddler, and took Poison Ivy away!]

"Master Wayne, it's time for you to rest."

Afu, who came over with a cup of coffee, persuaded Bruce, who had been sitting in front of the screen for several hours.

"I know, I just..."

Seeing the person he hated the most die like this, he still couldn't believe it.

And what the keyboard guy said at that time...

The impact on him was a bit big.

If he is the same as Keyboard Man, maybe there will be some changes in Gotham, which has remained unchanged for decades.

"Master, maybe it's not a human being, but what it does is better than some humans."

The butler Afu gave his own opinion. He believed that the clown was a hopeless lunatic and it would be a good thing to die.

"It didn't hurt the prison guards, and it even stopped Poison Ivy who wanted to release the prisoners, but when it killed the Joker and the others..."

Bruce feels that keyboard people are very extreme in what they do, and they have two completely different attitudes toward bad people and good people.

He was a little worried that this personality of the other party would be taken advantage of by others.

If a keyboard with various superpowers wants to deal with the Justice League, how should they face it?

Bruce felt that Keyboard Man's abilities were far beyond what he saw, because every time it would reveal some strange abilities.

And it also has a spaceship with technology that far exceeds that of Earth.

This means keyboard people can go anywhere on earth.

Today is Gotham, will it be Metropolis tomorrow? Central City the day after tomorrow?

Just thinking about these blues gives me a headache.

He really needs to go rest.

In a remote housing area of ​​Evergreen Town.

Mr. Deadshot, who lives in Room 383, had just purchased daily necessities from the supermarket. When he got home, he whistled and put away his things, then sat down and turned on the computer.

?

Seeing the screen in front of him go black, he knew that all the cameras he had arranged had been discovered.

The last video transmitted showed that it was Officer Zhang who discovered the camera and who dismantled it.

Just when he was hesitating to install a new camera, Amanda Waller called.

"What's wrong? Are you going to give me a raise?"

"For another task, are you sure you can deal with the keyboard guy?"

Keyboard person?
To be continued...
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