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088. Fishing

Seeing that Zhang Sanzhen had brought fried chicken and chips, Barbara had no choice but to sit in the bar with him and eat these outrageous things.

"You eat French fries without ketchup?"

Barbara looked at him in surprise as he ate the fries without understanding. He came to the bar without drinking, and ate fries without ketchup...

Is this man in front of me an alien?

"It tastes better this way. It's salty and crunchy. You can try it."

"No, I've tried it before and it didn't taste good."

"That's the French fries you haven't tried sprinkled with chili and cumin powder. They taste a hundred times better than those dipped in ketchup."

???

What did she hear?

Sprinkle the fries with chili cumin!?

Alien! Zhang San is definitely an alien!!!

Finding Barbara staring at him with suspicion, Zhang San stretched out his hand and waved it in front of her eyes:

"Are you OK?"

"What's the name of your home planet..."

"I'm serious, the French fries are delicious sprinkled with chili and cumin powder."

Seeing her disbelief, Zhang San said that he would bring one to Barbara to try after his vacation was over.

After the two came out of the bar, Barbara didn't know what to do. She knew her colleagues in the police station from the small town.

But Paige is still at work, and it would be boring to go shopping alone.

"Don't look at me, I don't like to go shopping with others."

Zhang San quickly got into the car and started it, but Barbara put her right hand on the roof of the car and asked with a smile:

"Want to go fishing together?"

"I won't!"

"I'll teach you."

Helpless and unable to hide, Zhang San had to ask her to get the fishing gear first and meet at the door of the bar.

He drove home and called out Chris who was learning to grow vegetables with Kara.

"Brother, I am an expert at fishing."

Chris, who had changed into short-sleeved pants and long pants, put some fishing equipment in his hand into the car.

Bang.

"Why do you want to go fishing all of a sudden? Do you want me to teach you how to fish?"

As a fishing expert, Chris gave Zhang San detailed tips on fishing.

Zhang San, who thought it was all a fart, said a few words of hum and then pointed to the fishing rod placed on the back seat:

"Bet me, I will definitely catch bigger and more fish than you with it."

"One hundred dollars."

Chris agreed with a smile, because he saw that the fishing rod on the back seat was just a metal rod with a fishing line tied to it.

If he catches a fish, he will eat it alive!

The car drove to the door of the bar, and Barbara got into the car with her things.

"who is she?"

Seeing his brother pick up a woman and get into the car, Chris asked in a low voice.

"Barbara Gordon, daughter of the Gotham Police Commissioner."

"Barbara, this is Chris. He said he has never met any rivals in his fishing."

"Then I want to see the strength of the fishing king."

Barbara smiled, then reached out and shook hands with Chris.

"I'll treat you to grilled fish then."

Chris blinked at Zhang San, looking confident in his fishing skills.

And he already understood why his good friend called him out to fish.

Zhang San must have been bragging to Barbara that his fishing skills were very good, and he was calling himself to come to the rescue!

By a small river near a small town.

Chris, who had already packed his things, saw Zhang San and tied a fishhook to his fishing line. There was nothing else. He quickly grabbed an earthworm from the basin and handed it over:

"How can a fish bite the hook if you don't hang something on it?"

Pfft…

Barbara, who was swinging the pole next to her, laughed out loud when she heard what he said.

It turns out that Zhang San really doesn’t know how to fish. This fishhook is ready for fishing if there are no insects hanging on it.

Ha ha ha ha.

"If you are willing to take the bait, who told you that you can't catch fish without hanging worms?"

Zhang San didn't take the earthworm that Chris handed him, so he insisted on throwing it with an empty hook.

Seeing this, Chris, who found it funny, stopped talking. He put his fishing rod away and watched how Zhang San caught the fish.

What he said earlier was wrong. If Zhang San could catch a fish today, he would jump into the river and chase the fish's butt to bite it!

A few minutes later, Chris couldn't help but swallow his saliva when he saw a big fish caught by his good brother.

"Wow! How did you do that?"

Barbara seemed to have seen a miracle from God. She clearly looked at Zhang San’s empty hook and yet she caught a fish!

And this fish is more than one meter long, is it real or fake...

"Maybe it's because my fishhook is more fragrant."

"..."

The two of them were speechless. There was nothing on his hook and it was more fragrant.

Barbara picked up his fishing rod and inspected it carefully. She suspected that it was some kind of high-tech product.

However, no matter how she and Chris checked, it was just a hollow, retractable, ordinary metal rod with only a fishing line tied to it.

There is no technological content.

"Have you finished checking?"

Zhang San chuckled, and the dual-purpose fishing rod he pulled out before finally came into play.

Fishing with this thing not only eliminates the need to hang earthworms, it also greatly increases the chance of big fish biting the hook.

Coupled with the disposable fishing earthworms he secretly threw into the river to make nests, it was quite normal to catch a big fish.

As that saying goes, even if you practice your skills for several years, you won't be able to compete with someone who cheats.

Half a day passed. Chris, who was standing in front of the grill, sighed and took out a few bills from his pocket and handed them to Zhang San, who was waiting with his hand.

"You must be lucky. It's the first time I've seen an empty hook catch a fish. It's more surprising than Superman being drowned in shit."

"Although I don't understand what you said next, he is really lucky."

Barbara, who was eating a plate of grilled fish, agreed very much with what Chris said. She still can't believe that an empty hook can catch fish.

But the bucket full of fish actually slapped both of them in the face.

This was all caught by Zhang San with his magical fishing rod. He caught more by himself than the other two people combined.

What the hell...

At night, the three people sitting by the river and watching the stars talked about aliens.

"Does Superman really have a fetish?"

"Yes, he likes poop very much, just like a certain archer who likes to wear Princess Twilight's eye-opening cosplay costume to attend comic conventions."

"You're not talking about Green Arrow, are you?"

It’s hard for Barbara to imagine a superhero wearing that kind of cosplay costume to attend a comic convention. The style is so wrong!

"Believe me, those superheroes have some quirks."

Chris turned his head and said very seriously.

"For example, Cyborg, I never see him go out. I guess he must be sleeping with the electronic woman every day in his online kingdom."

"Well…"

Barbara looked at Zhang San, she felt that what Chris said was outrageous.

"Let's get back to aliens."

Zhang San was really afraid that this guy would suddenly make some jokes about Batman. After all, Barbara was very familiar with Batman.
Chapter completed!
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