Chapter 115: Fuck your mother
The martial arts world is different from the technology world and the magic world. The martial arts world has always believed that whoever has the biggest fist is the boss. The emperor of the martial arts world is also called Wu Zun, and he is not necessarily the strongest in the entire world.
People with wisdom and leadership skills must be the best at fighting. Since the Lord God has a high regard for the good uncle, maybe one day he will become the best at fighting in the whole world? It is always useless to build relationships in advance.
Wrong.
So, Zheng Lang told him everything he could say from the time he met Jiuqian till now. The uncle listened quietly, and then he became undecided.
"What is this all about? You mean that what the Lord God promised us before, that he could escape from the Lord God's space by accumulating 50,000 points, was a lie to me? Now I have joined the Martial Arts Zone and become a glorious civil servant? Or?
A government that has perished and is currently in exile?"
"That's more or less the situation, but it doesn't necessarily mean that we can't get out of it. After all, civil servants go to work everywhere, right?" Zheng Lang comforted him a few words, and then said: "Actually, I feel that I am under pressure.
It's bigger. He took over the title of emperor out of nowhere. Thirty million people are about to come to the main material world. They can eat a million pigs a day. Can you believe it?"
Although Zheng Lang took over the position of emperor of the Science and Technology Zone after Zhao Yao's chest push, no, persuasion, he still felt a little restless in his heart. Although the uncle from the good family looked ungrateful, sometimes he let
People thought it was unexpectedly reliable, and Zheng Lang couldn't help but complain a few more times.
The good uncle just grumbled for a while, then cursed and quieted down. Even though he was obscene, he was quite open-minded: "Forget it, it's not a big deal. You still have to complete the task, but the goal has changed.
But young man, what else do you have to be dissatisfied about? When I was young, I always wanted to encounter something big one day. I always felt that there was a world waiting for me to save. Isn’t that what you have achieved? Besides,
You are much better than my uncle. I just said that I am a civil servant, which is an overestimation. Now I am just a temporary worker with potential, without signing a contract and without insurance.
You left early. I don’t know how miserable life was in the main god space. When we met the Demon Team, our former comrades died one by one in front of our eyes. If I hadn’t finished reading your hard drive, I might not have been able to persist.
Went down. After that time, Zheng Zha looked like a different person. Alas!"
Zheng Lang was silent. Although he had experienced many life and death tests during this period, he knew the methods used by the Lord God to train warriors. He had been fortunate enough to perform a mission with the Zhongzhou team before. Every time he thinks about it now, he still remembers it.
See the ferocious face of the Alien Queen.
The good uncle continued: "You know, your situation seems to me to be hypocritical, just to compose new lyrics and express sorrow. What's wrong with being an emperor? Being a superman is so cool, you don't care about so much
Why? Listen to me, there are people in the world who can really affect your happiness or unhappiness.
There won’t be more than five. Why do other people care so much about them? Listen to me and live a free and unrestrained life. If I didn’t look away, I would have either gone crazy or died. During this period, I have finally figured it out.
Well, if you want to live a happy life, I have a four-character mantra. Do you want to listen?"
"Of course!" Zheng Lang looked expectantly, waiting for the senior's guidance.
The good uncle half-raised his face, his eyes were solemn, and he opened his mouth to speak softly: "Whenever I encounter any difficulties or things that I can't handle, I will say..."
"Fuck your mother!"
"Fuck your mother!"
The uncle's roar echoed in the community, and Uncle Wang's retort came from the building next door...
Fuck your mother!? Zheng Lang didn't react for a moment, but when he thought about it carefully, he realized that these four words were profound and profound. They were full of disdain for life, and there was a sense of freedom and ease that only a middle-aged uncle could have.
"Hahahaha." Zheng Lang laughed wildly, and the laughter contained indescribable relief: "Uncle, I have to convince you of this. What you said makes so much sense, fuck your mother, hahahaha.
"
It was only at this moment that Zheng Lang finally accepted everything that had happened to him. The pressure that had been weighing on him these days disappeared, and he felt indescribably relaxed.
"Hahaha." The uncle from the Liang family also laughed. He put his arm around Zheng Lang's shoulders, and the two of them shouted together: "Fuck your mother!"
The two of them were chatting happily with each other, when the link door behind them flashed, and the master walked out with someone in his arms. He looked vaguely like Zheng Zha, and he must have been well educated by the master who also came from the martial arts area.
One is a level breaker, and the other has been trained hard in various tasks. If these two people are paired together, the results are self-evident.
The master casually threw Zheng Zha to the floor and said: "Boss, the Martial Arts District has sent people here again. Really, even sending such unscrupulous people is a disgrace to our Martial Arts District.
I don’t know what the Lord God thinks.”
Zheng Lang walked up to the master, habitually reached out and patted the master's waist. After all, he could only reach this height, and said: "It's okay. The Lord God naturally has his own ideas. Isn't that how you grew up little by little? Right
Okay, I learned a big lesson today! Fuck your mother! Haha!"
The next moment, Zheng Lang turned into a star in the sky. The expert looked at the good uncle who was checking Zheng Zha's life and death and said: "You really can't teach me!"
When facing his senior, the good uncle also put away his cynical attitude and huddled aside in silence.
…
In the next two days, the world was as peaceful and peaceful as ever, just like the green strands, which had always been so stable.
Apart from visiting the Dimensional Island, Zheng Lang has nothing else to do every day.
Zheng Zha and Uncle Liang fell into the hands of a master who wanted to give them a good training so as not to lose face in the world of martial arts. Wu Meiniang never came back, but Zheng Lang, who received the message from the Lord God, no longer worried too much.
"Close your eyes and feel it with your heart. Qi is everywhere and is found in everyone's body!" The master is training two unlucky guys.
Zheng Lang was also joining in the fun. He originally wanted to learn some powerful methods of turning fighting energy into horses from the masters, but he didn't know that they were all in this bad street style. You can find similar words like these in any fantasy novel.
Yes, some authors are even better at editing than experts.
Several people closed their eyes and thought hard. They didn't know what the two people around them were thinking. Zheng Lang's mind had already turned to the matter of Teacher Mikami's retirement. What a pity!
Chapter completed!