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Chapter 1162 The Cherry Blossom Kingdom(1/2)

The crippled Li Liuhua and the crazy swordsman Cao Shuai stood at the gate of the Sakura Capital Airport with blank expressions on their faces!

"I realize we've overlooked something very important!"

Tiancan Li Liuhua said.

"What's up?"

Crazy Sword Cao Shuai asked.

"We don't even speak Sakura's language, and we can't understand it either!"

Tiancan Li Liuhua said sadly.

"People in Sakura Country should be able to understand English. After all, English is an international language!" Crazy Sword Cao Shuai said.

"Do you speak English?"

Tiancan Li Liuhua asked.

"Won't!"

Crazy Sword Cao Shuai shook his head.

"Then what nonsense are you talking about!"

Tiancan Li Liuhua gave Cao Shuai, the crazy swordsman, a white look and said.

"I thought you would!"

Crazy Sword Cao Shuai said.

"I used to be a lame blind person. Let alone speak English. I don't know anything about the nine-year compulsory education. I don't even know which way the kindergarten door opens. Where can I learn English?"

Tiancan Li Liuhua complained.

"What should we do?"

Crazy Sword Cao Shuaidan said in pain.

"Find a translator!"

Tiancan Li Liuhua said.

"Where to find it?"

Crazy Sword Cao Shuai asked.

Tiancan Li Liuhua looked around and suddenly saw some taxis parked not far away.

So I walked to a taxi, looked at the driver in the car and asked:

"Do you understand Chinese?"

The driver didn't understand Chinese at all, but he could tell that Tiancan Li Liuhua was speaking Chinese, and he immediately said in the language of Sakura Country with a look of disgust on his face:

"Go away, I won't pull the Chinese pig!"

Tiancan Li Liuhua couldn't understand Sakura Mandarin, but he could understand the driver's expression and eyes. He suddenly became furious, opened the car door, pulled the driver out, and beat him violently!

"Chinese pigs are beating people..."

The driver curled up on the ground and yelled!

At that moment, all the taxi drivers around got out of their cars, and all the people from the Sakura Country around them rushed over angrily, intending to beat up Tiancan Li Liuhua!

"Everyone in Sakura Country deserves to die!"

Tiancan Li Liuhua and the crazy swordsman Cao Shuai who came over were so angry that they kicked the crotches of all the Sakura Kingdom people who came over!

"Drunk lunatic, you were led astray by the seductress. Why do you go after someone else's crotch?"

Tiancan Li Liuhua asked.

"I'm thinking about kicking all the men in the Sakura Kingdom into eunuchs. In order to continue their descendants, will the women of the Sakura Kingdom go to us Chinese men to borrow seeds?"

Crazy Blade Cao Shuai asked with a perverted smile.

"I won't borrow it anyway!"

Tiancan Li Liuhua said.

"Why?"

Crazy Sword Cao Shuai asked.

"I am a human being, is it appropriate to lend seeds to animals?"

Tiancan Li Liuhua asked rhetorically.

"That's true!"

Crazy Blade Cao Shuai shrugged and asked:

"Then where are we going to find a translator now?"

"I suddenly remembered that World No. 1 also has a branch in Sakura Country. We can directly ask the people from World No. 1 to help us capture all the official officials of Sakura Country to the place where nuclear sewage is stored, so we don't have to go one by one.

Go catch it!" Tiancan Li Liuhua said.

"Good idea, then I'll call Dabahua?"

Crazy Sword Cao Shuai excitedly accepted Tiancan Li Liuhua's proposal and asked.

"good!"

Tiancan Li Liuhua nodded.

Crazy Sword Cao Shuai immediately took out his cell phone, called Da Xihua, and told Da Xihua about his and Tiancan Li Liuhua's demands.

Da Bahua readily agreed and offered to send someone from the Capital Branch of Sakura Kingdom, No. 1 in the world, to pick them up at the airport!

then!

After hanging up the phone, Crazy Sword Cao Shuai and Tiancan Li Liuhua were waiting where they were!

As a result, before the people from the First Floor in the World arrived, the people from the Sakura Country Police arrived first!

"You have been surrounded. Put down your weapons and surrender immediately, otherwise we will shoot!"

Dozens of people from the Sakura Kingdom police quickly surrounded Tianzhan Li Liuhua and Crazy Blade Cao Shuai. The captain shouted with a loudspeaker.

"We didn't bring weapons!"

Tiancan Li Liuhua said.

"Everyone in Sakura Country is lame!"

Crazy Sword Cao Shuai said.

"Then we each have half?"

Tiancan Li Liuhua suggested.

"good!"

Crazy Blade Cao Shuai nodded!

As a result, the two disappeared in the sight of dozens of Sakura Country police officers. The next moment, bursts of screams were heard.

Only then did the police officers see that one of their colleagues fell to the ground, holding their crotches, rolling around and screaming in pain, and the pants at the crotch area were quickly soaked with blood!

"Warrior?"

The police officers finally reacted, and all of them gasped in fright, turned around and ran away!

In the past year, almost all the official and private warriors of Sakura Country have died.

Therefore, the superiors ordered that if a warrior commits a crime, resists during arrest, and exceeds the capabilities of the police and military, he can escape immediately!

However!

Facing masters like Tiancan Li Liuhua and Crazy Blade Cao Shuai, how could these police members escape?

After three times, five and two, the two of them caught up and destroyed him!

"How long would it take for the two of us to knock off the crotches of all the men in Sakura Country?"

Tiancan Li Liuhua asked with a cruel sneer on his face.

"Sakura has a population of 100 million. Even if men only account for half, there are still 62.5 million people. Even if there are 62.5 million pigs, lining up for us to kick, one every second..."

Having said this, Crazy Sword Cao Shuai took out his mobile phone, turned on the computer, did some calculations, and said:

"That would also take 17,361 hours, which is more than 723 days. This is still without sleep. If you play during the day and sleep at night, it will take 4 years. Besides, so many people are scattered all over the Sakura Country. We are looking for them one by one.

If we play, we should be able to finish it in 20 years!"

When Tiancan Li Liuhua heard that it would take so long, he decisively gave up the idea of ​​kicking the crotches of all the men in Sakura Country and said:

"I don't have that much free time to waste here. How about we blow up the place where the nuclear sewage is stored in Sakura Country and let the nuclear sewage flow all over Sakura Country?"

"The nuclear radiation in the nuclear sewage is very strong. Isn't it a bit cruel for us to do this?" Crazy Sword Cao Shuai asked.

"You wouldn't think it's cruel to treat the people of Sakura Country as livestock. What's more, Sakura Country discharges nuclear sewage into the sea and pollutes marine life. Isn't this cruel?"
To be continued...
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