Chapter 550 My wife is a juicer
Illegal?
Ksitigarbha was not happy when he heard this and asked:
"Hong Luan, let me ask you, what kind of organization is Hell Gate?"
Hong Luan couldn't understand why Jizo suddenly brought the topic to the Gate of Hell, but she still answered:
"Hellgate is the number one underground force in the world!"
"Then who is the master of our Hell Gate?"
Ksitigarbha continued to ask.
"Hades!"
Hong Luan was confused by Ksitigarbha's question and asked:
"What on earth do you want to say?"
"Amitabha!"
Ksitigarbha took out his cigarette case, took out a cigarette and lit it, took a puff and recited a Buddhist chant, and then said with great anger:
"We at Hell Gate are the number one underground force in the world. To put it bluntly, we are the number one black society in the world. Our sect leader Pluto is the number one villain in the world. If we Hell Gate people don't do bad things, then we are not doing our jobs properly.
, is it worthy of the notoriety of Pluto and the Gate of Hell? You taste it, you taste it carefully!"
Hong Luan opened his mouth, but he didn't know how to refute Ksitigarbha. After all, what Ksitigarbha said was so reasonable. If a bad person doesn't do bad things, can he still be called a bad person?
But the problem is, it’s really outrageous to bring 5,000 women from Sakura Country to China!
She said: "I'll call Pluto..."
“Don’t, don’t, don’t…”
Ksitigarbha quickly stopped Hong Luan, then clasped his hands together and said:
"Amitabha, Hong Luan, if you tell the sect master about this, he will pick out all the most beautiful girls..."
Hong Luan was stunned: "Pluto will steal women from you?"
"Pluto is not a good person, what can't he do?" Ksitigarbha asked.
Hong Luan recalled the crazy things Pluto had done over the years, and suddenly felt that what Ksitigarbha said made sense.
If you tell Pluto about this, maybe Pluto will really pick the most beautiful ones first.
But!
We really can’t let Jizo take these 5,000 beauties from Sakura Country to China!
If this spreads out, it will affect China's international image!
"Although Pluto is not a good person, he is a patriot. I don't believe he doesn't care about China's international image!" Hong Luan said.
Ksitigarbha saw it and Hong Luan was determined to tell the sect master about this and ask him to stop him.
"Amitabha!"
Ksitigarbha put his hands together and sighed:
"That's all, then give the best to the sect master. Hong Luan, if you don't believe it, I will report this matter to the sect master in front of you!"
"Okay!" Hong Luan nodded.
Ksitigarbha immediately took out his mobile phone and called Ye Huan. After the call was connected, the smile on Ksitigarbha's face was like a blooming chrysanthemum, and he said with a flattering smile:
"Master, when I passed by Sakura Country, I imported a batch of Sakura Country beauties. There are a few pretty ones among them. Can I send them to you?"
At this time, Ye Huan was sitting on the laboratory sofa reading a book, while Lin Xi was lying next to him, with his head resting on his thigh, and his right hand was still practicing grip strength inside Lin Xi's shirt.
After hearing Ji Zang's words, Ye Huan's eyes lit up and he was about to agree, then he saw Lin Xi sitting up. Without saying anything, he took out the tetanus blade and pressed it against his crotch.
As long as you agree, I will cut it for you!
"No, no, no..."
Ye Huan quickly said:
"My wife is a juicer. She squeezes everything out for me every day. Now I don't have the energy to play with other women."
These words immediately made Hong Luan blush. He thought to himself that Lin Xi was so awesome that he managed to keep Pluto in check.
But Ksitigarbha was confused, is the wife of the sect master so cruel? She has to do this so many times a day!
He said: "Amitabha, Madam, you are awesome. Master, I can keep these local specialties of Sakura for my own use?"
"How many?" Ye Huan asked.
Ksitigarbha: "Not many, only 5,000!"
Ye Huan glared: "That's not much? Are you trying to grind an iron pestle into a needle? For your health and unity with Hell Gate, you share some with your brothers!"
Ksitigarbha: "Amitabha, no problem!"
Hong Luan was unhappy when he heard this, grabbed Ksitigarbha's cell phone and said:
"It's not okay to do this. Once word gets out, it will affect China's international image!"
"Bullshit international image. China has always been bullied because it has always imposed moral constraints on itself. How did Sakura Country bully our women during World War II? Did Sakura Country care about its international image? Did it care about those Chinese people who died under their butcher knives?
How do you feel about it and your loved ones? It’s time for Sakura Country to feel what it’s like to be bullied!”
Ye Huan became angry when he heard about the international image and said:
"Hongluan, let me tell you, the international image is set off by strength, not by oneself. After this battle, China will replace the beautiful country and become the world's boss, deterring the world. No country will dare to underestimate or bully.
China, this is its international image!”
Hongluan understood the meaning of Ye Huan's words. If you want to win the respect of others, you must first cultivate others' awe.
Jing means respect and respect;
Fear is fear and fear;
Without strength and thunderous skills, how can there be awe?
"I feel like my outlook on life is going astray by you!"
Hong Luan complained, returned the phone to Jizo, and left in a helicopter!
Ksitigarbha cheerfully turned his cell phone and asked:
"Amitabha, Master, then I brought all these local products back to China?"
Ye Huan: "Leave them all to Po Meng and train them into intelligence officers. The Kunlun Martial Arts Club will be able to use them."
Ksitigarbha was confused at that time: "Didn't we agree to share it with the brothers?"
Ye Huan: "I used this to convey some tough ideas to Hongluan. We can't really ignore China's international image!"
"oh!"
Ksitigarbha hung up the phone, as if his biological father had died, and suddenly an idea came to him. The owner just asked him to hand over all these local specialties to Po Meng, and did not say that after giving them to Po Meng, he and his brothers
Can't enjoy this batch of local products.
"Amitabha, I am too smart, but I am good at finding loopholes..."
Ksitigarbha laughed obscenely.
Lin Xi waited until Ye Huan finished talking to Ji Zang on the phone and asked:
"Who do you think is the juicer?"
"Aren't you?" Ye Huan asked back.
Lin Xi: "..."
"Brother Dog, Brother Dog, are you there?"
At this time, Ye Wenrou's wailing shouts came from outside.
"I'm here!" Ye Huan shouted.
After a while, Ye Wenwen walked in carrying a large sack and said cheerfully:
"Sister-in-law is here too. That's just right. I brought you some local specialties from Tianzhu!"
Ye Huan was stunned: "Have you gone to Tianzhu Country?"
"Yes, I had nothing to do and went on a trip!"
Ye Wenwen put the sack on the ground and said lightly.
"oh!"
Ye Huan didn't think much and asked:
"Is that the souvenir you brought me in the sack? What is it?"
"nice one!"
Chapter completed!