It’s better to hang yourself on the southeast branch

Author: Cool Night Dream

It’s better to hang yourself on the southeast branch

Before Jia Xuhao said anything, Zaizai beside him became excited: "Village chief, village chief, village chief must go!"

Li Ruiyang's hopeful gaze was suddenly reduced by more than half, and he looked up at Gu Feishi.

Gu Feishi pursed her lips and smiled slightly: "Village Chief, I'm looking forward to it too."

There was a "pop" sound.

The little spark in Li Ruiyang's eyes was completely gone.

Under the constant urging of everyone, Li Ruiyang reluctantly came to the stage. The staff on the stage very tacitly reserved the best position for the village chief - Li Bai's first poet.

Li Bai stroked his beard and said: "It seems that our village chief is really highly respected. So many people hope that you can come to power."

Li Ruiyang smiled bitterly and gritted his teeth: "Thank you all for your support, but can you give me something simple?"

Shen Lu interrupted with a smile: "Village Chief, could you give me some help? It's too easy. How can it bring out your wisdom?"

A bunch of children started cheering: "Here comes a hard one, a hard one!"

Li Bai smiled kindly: "That's natural. You are the first and you are highly respected, so you must be given a hard time!"

Li Ruiyang: "...Okay, early death and early rebirth, please give me a question!"

"Since you talked about early death and early rebirth, then the clouds are green and green, what is the next sentence?" Li Bai said, stroking his beard, "This is very simple."

【???】

【Is this a poem by Li Bai?】

【It’s really! Simple! Simple! Oh!】

[Hahahahaha, it’s not difficult at all]

Li Ruiyang: "??"

He looked at Li Bai in disbelief: "Do you have any misunderstanding about simplicity?"

Chen Xiaofeng sweated: "It's not my problem. It seems that he was merciful just now."

Qi Huaiyu felt sad: "That's right, gain or loss is not our problem."

Shen Lu watched the excitement and didn't mind the trouble, shouting from below: "Village chief, can you do it? Can you answer the questions? If not, just accept the punishment!"

Li Ruiyang smiled slightly: "Sorry, I forgot to mention it. The new rule is that as long as ten people come up to review the poem, there will be no punishment regardless of whether it is right or not."

He changed the rules confidently and did not shy away from everyone at all.

Shen Lu almost laughed out of anger: "Village chief, can you afford it?"

"I didn't say just now that I have to answer correctly." Li Ruiyang confidently acted like a rogue, and then said to Li Bai, "I'm right, so why don't you hang yourself on the southeast branch."

Li Bai: "...This fellow is so brave!"

Li Ruiyang smiled slyly: "Everything is correct, why not hang yourself on the southeast branch? Hehe, I learned a lot from watching the barrage today."

[Hahahaha, it’s better to hang yourself from the southeast branch]

【Who taught the village chief bad things?】

【Hahaha, this is such a bad start!】

Following Li Ruiyang's answer, almost everyone later encountered an answer they didn't know, and they all said, "It's better to hang yourself from the southeast branch."

In the end, Li Bai was numb.

He completes the task like an NPC. Looking at the various expressions of the staff in front of him, it would be better to hang Nanzhi than to answer him.

Unable to bear it anymore, Li Bai took out his killer weapon: "There is bright moonlight in front of the bed."

"It's better to hang yourself from the southeast branch, ah..."

Li Bai looked at the guilty young lady in front of him and couldn't help but said: "I've made it so obvious, why can't you answer me?"

The young lady touched her head and smiled sheepishly: "It's mainly because I'm used to it. I'll change it. Forget it. If I don't change it, I might as well hang myself on the southeast branch."
Chapter completed!