Chapter 233: Hikigu Baban Is Never Envious(1/2)
Chapter 233 Hikiga Yaba never envies
You can already see the school teaching building. Hikigaya Hachiman got off the bicycle and started to promote it. The place where the bicycle was parked is on the left hand side of the entrance. These are all information that was investigated in advance.
Seeing the slope at the school gate from afar, Biqigu was excited and finally started!
There are obviously many people who like to stand at the school gate as big as him. A figure wearing a brown windbreaker and out of place with black school uniforms around him, standing at the door with his hands on his hips. His figure was as big as two of him, and he looked quite amazing.
Is it the director of the teaching? He guessed.
Then he followed his classmates silently and wanted to sneak in from the man. Although he did not do anything bad, he could not help but feel guilty when he saw such a person.
"The Second Swordsman of Tokyo!"
A huge shout came from behind, and the long-standing and familiar name made Hikigaya Hachiman's body stiffen and he couldn't help but stop.
Hey, what are you doing when you stop? Go quickly. You can't look back at this time. Others will think that is calling you! Hikigai commands his legs in his heart.
No, at this time, you should stop pretending to be curious like other classmates, look around, and find out who would call such a name?
At that time, they were immersed in the fantasy of heroes, and they would share their heroic deeds in the chat room every day. Among them, the duo of him and the Caimuzu Sword Hero were the most inconspicuous. Others were fighting gangs and saving children hit by cars. Only the two of them were leading the old lady across the road, or helping the neighbors pick up clothes that were blown away by the wind.
"Ah, ah." A strange cough came again.
Kazuki, in fact, you don’t need to cough and remind others before you speak, just call me my name directly. Whether it is Gigiya or Yaba, it’s such a nice and unique name. Even if you call the second Sword Master of Tokyo, I will agree to you without hesitation.
In short, because he was taken into the Kendo Club by the minister who dreamed of winning and losing with Hojo Sangichi on the field. Hikigaya Hachiman's situation in the class improved. Although he was the bottom club, he was still a sports club at the top of the school pyramid.
Yes, they are all fanatical fans of One Punch Man. In addition to real people, there are also specially created trumpets in the chat room, titled "Saitama Teacher", "Jenos", "Trowned Tornado", "Undocumented Knight", etc. Everyone is immersed in their own fantasy and calls each other with hero code names.
"That, send me the one I just wanted to show me, right?"
That's right, the last one who was surrounded by beautiful women sitting in the window in the classroom was the spiritual leader of their Tokyo Heroes Association, the handless demon, and Lord Kyosuke Hojo.
You bastard, who is the person who just shouted the nickname at the school gate?
Unlike those who only have the name of a hero but do despicable things, Hikiya, who is studying in the Funkyo District of Kyosuke, has truly endured the favor of Hojo Kyosuke.
Those bastards!!!
Don’t you feel hot for you? Wear a coat and a windbreaker. You shouldn’t wear this way in this season. If you want to say fashionable things, it’s not fashionable at all.
"The Second Sword Master of Tokyo, what nonsense are you talking about? Such a great deed. Even if the timeline is disordered, the earth is destroyed, and the sun explodes, I, the Third Sword Master of Tokyo, will still remember it. Look, this is the commendation I wrote for you at that time."
Although only those who can speak in the class who are members of the Kendo Ministry, Hikiya feels that his country's junior high school is already very complete.
He is the second swordsman in Tokyo. How could he be willing to be so nameless for the rest of his life when he is not strong enough to protect children from strangers, and he is the same!
So he began to look for bad things to bully students. Helplessly, the Wenjing District where he was studying was not such a thing. He knew that this was because the adult had no complaints or discouragement in his heart, but he just turned his attention to Taitung District next to him.
Hikitani knew why he was not the largest general. They had discussed that Shisaki Teta, who had been following Hojo Keisuke for many years, had a pair of fox eyes, at first glance, was a sinister person and could never be an enemy of him.
Beside Kyosuke Hojo, in front and on the right were girls who had been talking to him. Further ahead was a girl with light peach-colored hair. Hikiya, who had a good memory, quickly remembered that it was one of the masters he encountered on his way to school and had no traffic accidents.
"Oh, this isn't this a great hero, classmate Gigigu?"
It was a strange creation of words. If I hadn't been in the middle school age for so many years, I would never have understood the meaning. It turned out that at that time, Kazuki decided to give me the second name. It was so stingy. He looked like a tiger in the Kezhou state. He praised people so stingy and made people blush.
“Chocolate strawberry jam is delicious too.”
Chatting all the way, the two walked to the notice board below the teaching building.
Exit the chat room and disband the chat room because they are afraid that the trouble they cause will spread to them along the Internet signals.
"Ah, ah, do you think I will give up the opportunity to be in class with the handless demon? You know, as long as I am in the same class as him, no matter how true he shows, no one will dare to laugh at me. I immediately applied for a transfer class after I knew that the adult would enter the Sowu High School.
Well, at the top, he is naturally the father of the hero, the real hero in reality, "the number one swordsman in Tokyo" Hojo Kyosuke. That adult is well deserved to be the first, so he is worthy of being second with Kigaya Hachiman.
When his shoulders sank, he turned his head. It was a hand with a half-finger glove. The style of the gloves was commonly used by people who dance pole dance in nightclubs. Don't get me wrong, that kind of place is not something he can afford, and he doesn't have such fashionable friends to take him to play, but it's just watched it on some late-night shows. It's not easy, and you can only watch it when the whole family goes out.
"Ah, ah......"
Now that I think about it, only he and Kazumao are real idiots, who actually do good deeds.
Pushing the cart, he just wanted to go to a place with few people. Shouldn't middle school disease be automatically cured once you reach high school? Why is this guy still so excited? And how did he recognize himself? As Internet heroes, they all keep the secrets of reality well.
The clean and neat sword swing, like a lion, was like a momentum that would be cut in half when surrounded by the field. But when I looked at it, I couldn't help but forget to breathe and had to shout to breathe so that I could not die.
The person who came had a crazy smile on his face, but that smile made Hikiga feel very warm. Except for the foolish minister of the Kendo Department of the Central People's Central Government, no one would have ever smiled so happily when he met him. The face was clearly filled with surprises and the joy of reunion after a long time.
Rather than robbing, it is better to say that he is on his own and does not have a reputation duel with himself using words as sword moves. But every time Kendo speaks in the chat room, he will immediately shout out the third sword master in Tokyo. Then he calls himself the third sword master general in Tokyo.
"It's worthy of being Hojo Sang." General Jianhao sighed.
"General Sword Master, do you want to exchange contact information?"
Hikigaya Hachiman is in Class F for the first year, and Yoshiki Kazuki is in Class C for the first year.
Hikigaya was sure that his classmates didn't know what kind of precious spirit the Knights of Quixote represented. They just regarded themselves as another kind of fool. Haha, they wouldn't know at all. Although they and others lost in the first round of the preliminary selection for two consecutive years, they saw the invincible heroic figure of that adult.
That smile, Hikigaya Hachiman will never forget it for his life, and he even made a portrait of him. But his sister Hikigaya Komachi wondered without any mercy, "Brother, are you the weird guy in "One Punchman"?" Damn, why did I really imitate "One Punchman" to make my own comic, Komachi's words turned into "The lines are twisting, so disgusting."
The person who spoke was the fool minister of the Kendo Ministry. The Kendo Ministry of their school was poor and did not pay attention to it at all. Even the activity room was only a small classroom. It was completely different from the magnificent activity room of Dongcheng University seen online.
Seeing the warm atmosphere beside Kyosuke Hojo, Hikiga felt that he was about to melt, so he wanted to give up the idea of sitting around the adult. Well, it cannot be said that he gave up. The two rows of seats by the window and the two rows behind were already filled with people.
Although there was no notice posted, it was undoubtedly the focus of the class.
"It's worthy of being Hojo San." Hikigaya Hachiman believed it at the first time. Only such a person would become his dream object.
Damn it, why can't you transfer this article to your phone with your mind? You still call it a smartphone, and it's not smart at all.
According to the general rules of Neon School, people like him who do stupid things should have become the lowest class in school and are bullied, but that doesn't happen. In addition to extinction because of bad things, they are also...
He thought he could have his own friends like those otakus, but it was no right, as if he was not an otaku.
What's wrong? Why did the instructor in a brown windbreaker straighten his arm and point his index finger at me? His expression was almost unable to maintain. He quickly pushed the bicycle and moved it to the side, but the man's index finger was still locked in him.
I couldn't be in the same class... Hikigai thought regretfully.
Now I quickly took a look and found that I saw Class C, one year behind the name of Kyosuke Hojo.
Then, the chat room was prompted to flood the screen.
Moreover, it’s true, General Jianhao, the friend I met in the chat room, actually met in reality. It was the first day of high school, and he was scattered with passion and shouting the nickname of second-middle school at the school gate. Isn’t this really a cartoon?
If so, Lord God, please give me my little bob loli back? Isn’t it a legal loli with less than 1.5 meters tall for myself? Isn’t it a legal loli with less than 1.5 meters tall? This is how cute I will be, then I will be willing to wear armor made of a rolled paper tube with a rolled paper tube.
Yes, the plan was clear. After thinking it through, he stopped, squeezed out a curious expression on his face, and looked back with the classmates around him.
No, the key to the matter is, why do anyone know this nickname of shame in reality!?
Well, that's because the classmates didn't learn well, so forgive them.
He turned around, no longer pretended to be curious, and chose to transfer strategically.
Hikigaya Hachiman was refreshed. Just now, he was only concerned about looking at his class and Tukizusa, and before he could find the name of Hojo Kyosuke.
Well? That adult is in the same class as me? If it is true, then the Timuzou is indeed worthy of the title of General Swordsman, and he is well-informed.
"It's you, General Jianhao." Seeing that he couldn't escape, he had to admit his identity as the dark world. Fortunately, there wouldn't be a monster to assassinate him, otherwise the world would collapse, laugh.
"Yes, right, it's rude to put your hand down first. It's rude to point at people like this. Do you want to be chopped up?"
Yoshiki Kakizuma made a strange cough, needless to say, he knew that it was designed for him, which was in line with the oral habits of General Jianhao's character.
He raised his eyes, and the strange two and a half years of kendo practice did not correct his rotten dead fish eyes at all. Even a waste that was thrown into a sports club would turn into a passionate waste, but he was stubborn like a turtle in winter, motionless.
As if he finally noticed the gaze around him, Yoshihiro Kazuki seemed to be frightened and said passionate words in a whispering tone.
While lying on the hospital bed and doing nothing, Hikigaya Hachiman fully activated his smart brain and quickly figured out what was going on. Those guys were undoubtedly all the same middle school illness as themselves, but they obviously would not be stupid enough to be bullshit heroes in reality like themselves. He also found the source of those heroic deeds shared every day, who had a strong ability to do things in anime novels one by one.
It was at this time that he saw clearly that the man was not the director of the teaching. The brown windbreaker clearly contained the same Zongwu school uniform as him, and he was also from the first grade when looking at the tie.
"What's wrong, General Jianhao." He turned around and saw the titanium and wooden seat flashing two meters away from him. He looked like "Who is General Jianhao?" and "What a strange name".
"But this is also great. The opponent wants to see the offensive intention in your eyes from Baban, which is simply dreaming." This is what the minister said to him.
Unexpectedly, before he started to complain like this, he actually had such a sincere and enthusiastic "old friend".
What needs to be emphasized here is that whether it is the second swordsman in Tokyo or the third swordsman in Tokyo, they are just nicknames when the attack of the second disease in the junior high school, which is what everyone will do!
At that time, the deputy director of the chat room, the hero named "Green Storm", was talking about how he competed with the arrogant seniors in the Jiandao Dojo. The other members expressed their admiration and expressed their similar experiences.
Yes, yes, I know you, on the first day of school, you wore a strange windbreaker on your school uniform, looking like a combination of homeless people and funny artists. People like you will be regarded as a puzzle in Hojo Sun's novels. You also wear strange half-finger gloves and put on strange looks at the school gate. You will be 100% poor people who have spent three years in high school alone. Please stay away from me, I don't want to be like you.
It is naturally the "Tokyo Hero Association" that can have a chat room with the second swordsman in Tokyo and the third swordsman in Tokyo at the same time.
Hikiya Hachiba's face was blushing like he was about to vomit blood, and he looked satisfied with praise that had been belated for two years.
After being beaten and discharged from the hospital, he thought he would enjoy the treatment of a hero in the anime. The classmates in the class would shout loudly, "Better than classmates in Qigu", "You are a hero", and even hope for the mysterious pink envelope that appeared in the locker.
"So, isn't the second throne yours? Why would you be willing to give it to me?"
They were stunned by my uncle's feat and were thinking about what kind of words to express their admiration. Hikiga thought so.
Or, trauma. Perhaps using this word with youthful atmosphere will make this matter look a little more interesting.
Although the Kendo Department of my school is very despised, as long as I set my target as that adult like a fool, I will feel full of passion and be destroyed by the blood.
Like the world ruled by seven gods, the three pillars of the creation of the world, the three pillars of the destruction, and most importantly, the permanent god of the nameless god named Hikigaya Hachiman. As a permanent god who will destroy the balance of the world, it is normal to write a diary of the divine world every day and write a report to the government for three months.
However, someone wants to grab his second name, and that person is General Jianhao. Why should he join the Sword Hero sequence? The nickname of the second disease in the middle can be taken randomly as long as he has his own worldview.
"Eight times, special information. The two girls are both the adult women, and they transferred to school with him." Cai Muzu turned his body, raised his palm to cover his mouth, and talked about exclusive information.
To be continued...