Chapter 95 Aliens with computer heads
"Are you lying to me? It's absolutely impossible for a human being to do such a thing! Could it be that you are an alien with a head like a supercomputer!"
Her little head suffered a huge impact, and Yinglili felt that her world view was being recast.
Girl, you almost guessed it right. But it's not an alien, it's a time traveler, it's not a supercomputer, it's just a chip system.
"My grades in school are very good, and I get full marks in science subjects."
Glancing in surprise at the crazy blond girl holding her head in her hands, Hojo Kyousuke slowly spoke.
Full marks in science!?
"Are the other grades so bad!?" Eiri grabbed Hojo Kyousuke's arm with both hands, as if grabbing the last pillar supporting the world view.
"No, although the other scores are not full marks, they are still in the top ten of the grade."
"Thank you. You don't need to see me off. I will climb to the side of the road and take a taxi myself. We don't want to see each other again." Withdrawing her hand, Yinglili put on her hat, not even bothering to hide her blond hair.
"Hahaha."
Hojo Kyousuke was amused by this familiar scene. Just now, he thought the girl was really angry. But now he knew that this was just the cute little temper of the girl in front of him, not really angry.
"How dare you laugh! Do you think it's funny that I, as the daughter of a British diplomat, have poor English!"
Eiriri said angrily that in the past, even if her grades were a bit poor, she could still maintain her pride with her painting talent and appearance. But when it comes to appearance, she is not inferior to herself, can draw with incredible skills, and her grades are ridiculously good.
Kyousuke and Eiriri felt their pride suddenly shattered to pieces.
How is it possible that someone can be so good?
Shutting her mouth, Eiriri looked seriously at the handsome face of Hojo Kyousuke, who was about to appear as the protagonist of her next doujinshi.
stare!
"What? I didn't know your family or your English scores before you told me. How could I laugh at you?"
Although those blue eyes are beautiful, why are your cheeks bulging as if you are still grinding your teeth?
"Come here and try drawing it as I told you."
Taking out her mobile phone, Eri-ri drew a human figure similar to Hojo Kyosuke's whiteboard vaccine man.
"Oh." Hojo Kyosuke obediently came over. The free teacher is about to teach, let's try again and see if I can learn a little bit.
"Bend your mouth a little bit." Ying Lili instructed.
"Idiot, don't be so round. Not everyone is a mechanical alien like you. Normal people, even the weirdos you call them, shouldn't look so regular!"
Hearing this, Hojo Kyousuke quit the drawing state and showed his original strength!
"Huh? What are you doing? No one has a mouth like instant noodles! Are you looking for trouble?"
"..." Where is that shy and polite girl we just met? Where did you hide her? Return it to me quickly, and strongly demand that she change back to that personality.
"What are you hesitating about? When you draw, you have to start painting without stopping. Any hesitation will cause the lines to lose their due power."
As the two became familiar with each other, the feeling of strangeness continued to disappear. In addition, Erili's true nature was revealed after being stimulated by Hojo Kyosuke just now.
"It's an evil smile, not a silly smile. Why do you make your eyes so round?"
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With a series of idiots, idiots, and idiots, the short teaching session ended.
Although she broke into a thin sweat from exhaustion, Yinglili had a satisfied smile on her face.
It was confirmed that Hojo Kyosuke is really not a painting genius. As he said, he is not painting, but a very new thing.
Hahaha, as expected, my painting talent is unmatched!
"Although you are an idiot, with my ability, I can definitely teach you well!"
Looking at the thing on her phone that she still couldn't tell what it was, Eiri's self-confidence was unprecedentedly high. Although you have good grades and a good-looking person, I, Sawamura Spencer Eiri, am also very powerful!
At least, when it comes to painting!
"Thank you very much, Teacher Yingli."
Different from Eiriri's high-spirited attitude, Hojo Kyosuke feels as if he has lost half of his life. As long as he writes, the other party will be a fool. Although they are very serious instructions, but...
I should say it or not, it’s a pleasure to hear someone with a nice voice scold someone. I don’t know what it feels like when someone with a nice voice calls out an idiot.
"Hey, what's that expression on your face? It's so disgusting."
Listening to the voice full of disgust, Hojo Kyosuke quickly gathered his thoughts away from his thoughts.
"Exchange contact information. In the future, even if it is inconvenient in real life, I can still guide you online."
After saying that, without waiting for Hojo Kyousuke's reaction, Eirili directly picked up his phone, clicked on the line and added herself.
"OK, let's go, take me to the roadside to take a taxi."
Is this girl like this after getting to know her? Although she has been called an idiot so many times, compared to what she said before and after, Hojo Kyousuke still feels very disconnected. Before, he was very polite even when he was being petty.
Honorifics, but now I don't even bother to say "please".
"No need to take a taxi, I'll take you home directly."
"Are you old enough to drive?" Ying Lili asked in surprise.
"No, I'm still a junior high school student and came here on a motorcycle."
"Junior high school? Me too, what grade are you in?" The girl's voice suddenly became excited.
"First grade, how about you?" According to Hojo Kyosuke, Eiri is only in the first grade of junior high school at most.
"Haha, I'm in the second grade, you have to call me senior." Yinglili said happily.
"Yes, Yingli-senpai."
"No, no, it's better to call me teacher."
"Let's go quickly, you can just apply the next ice pack when you get home."
Without further ado, Hojo Kyosuke put the comic magazines and light novels scattered on the floor into his pockets, picked up the ice pack and wet towel that had melted a large part, and tried to throw them into the trash can.
"Hey, don't throw away that towel."
Ying Lili suddenly reached out and grabbed the towel, stuffed it into a plastic bag, and then put it into the pocket of her overalls.
"Yes, you can continue to use this towel to apply ice when you get home."
Without thinking much, Hojo Kyousuke squatted in front of Eiri, waiting for the latter to climb up.
Although it was the second time, today was the first time that Eiriri let a man other than her father carry her on her back. With a red face, she slowly climbed up the thick back. Although she was pulling her shoulders to lend strength, the squatting person
Still not swaying at all, as steady as a breakwater.
"Are you ready?"
"Um."
After hearing the girl's response, Hojo Kyousuke stood up, and the girl was still holding the bag for him.
The fee for the private room had been paid in advance, so Hojo Kyosuke carried Eri on his back and walked out of the store directly.
Chapter completed!