Chapter Thirty-Four: Is it Heaven? Probably Hell (for Colinlou's
"Little Pochi, please place your order——!"
"Wow!!"
Holding the sign with "Maid Coffee" on it, Yili was shouted out by Hong Xia and moved to the table shivering.
"Speaking of which, Pochi and the maid outfit go really well together~"
"Ah...wuwu..."
"Really~ Goto-san is very suitable for wearing such cute clothes."
"...Does it turn out that you still have a skill in selling visual benefits?"
Yamada-senpai gestured at her and Ichiri's chests with her hands, held her chin and thought in thought.
Hongxia and Kita seemed to realize this, and looked towards Yili with a sinister smile.
"Oh...? Why do I suddenly feel a chill... I feel like the expressions on the two of them are so scary..."
"It turns out that Pochi is an unpolished rough stone!"
Yamada-senpai looked at Ichiri with shining eyes of admiration:
"From now on, Pochi will wear a swimsuit in the music video! For today's bands, the number of video views is justice. In order to increase the number of views, some sacrifices are necessary."
"Ahem——?!"
"Hmm...that's a good idea..."
"Or let Pochi bounce on the sea with only tape wrapped around it. How about barefoot temptation?"
"Yeah, I totally agree with Yamada-senpai's idea!"
"Then why are you fooling around with Ryo, Yusaku!!"
"Ah... Anyway, I still want you to order--!"
"Ah, that's right too."
Hongxia took the menu from Yili and started reading it. Senior Yamada sat silently and drooled:
"Who can lend me some money?"
I reflexively grabbed the wallet in my trouser pocket and glanced around a few times. I found that there was no sign of Kikuri-senpai, and I couldn't help scratching my head.
Strange, am I hallucinating?
"...Wow~ looks so delicious! Is this the Soft☆Pure Intoxicating Magic Omurice Rice?!"
Hey hey——!! Why do the foods that appear recently always have such weird and long names?!
"It's just omelette rice."
Finally someone complained about this phenomenon!
I cast a grateful look at Hong Xia, but what I got back was a puzzled expression from the latter.
"Ah, there's also Unicorn Dream Shiny☆ Shiny Omurice."
"It's just an ordinary omelette rice..."
"Hey, this is really not going to work anymore. Dark〥What is dark cute omelette rice?"
"It's omelette rice... By the way, did you add some personal stuff into it?!"
"Why did you remove everything on the menu?
Except for the different names, they are all the same thing..."
Kita-san pointed at the menu and looked blankly at Yili, the highlights in his eyes were gone...
"Ah...it seems that all the budget was spent on maid uniforms..."
"Okay! This is acceptable!"
I can see the maid outfit in Yili, what’s wrong with the weird name? What’s wrong with the only omelette rice? Everything can be sacrificed!
"Kawakami-san always gets excited in some strange places..."
…
"Ah... I've been waiting for a long time, your soft ☆ pure intoxicating magic omelette rice..."
"Just say omurice!"
"Speaking of omelette rice, isn't there a service in the maid cafe where the maid has to recite a magic spell to make it more delicious?"
"Kawakami-kun, haven't you been to a maid cafe?"
"Yes, the guest is God."
Yamada-senpai and Hongxia secretly smiled and looked at Ichiri who looked confused.
"Miss Maid, I'm begging you~~!"
"Why are you all enjoying it..."
"Oh...that..."
Yili raised his trembling hands into a twisted heart shape, and cast magic with a gloomy aura on his face:
"Ah... soft... soft and pure miraculous magic... the omelette rice will become delicious..."
As a purple secretion of mystery was pulled out from the heart shape, it fell into the omelette rice with a "pop" sound. Hongxia and Yamada-senpai slowly took a bite, and their souls slowly emerged.
Up in the air:
"...dry."
"Ah...it's frozen food after all..."
"I see Kawakami-san is enjoying the meal, isn't it?"
"...Uh-huh, me? After all, they have the same kind of scent. There is always an inexplicable sense of familiarity. It's delicious!"
I didn't stop digging into the omelette rice with my hands. This feeling really reminded me of the life I had when I was alone in middle school... I felt like crying for no reason.
"Is it so delicious? Kawakami-san even cried because of it?!"
"Ikusaku is really weird sometimes..."
"Now I suddenly have the same aura as Pochi."
"Anyway——! Goto-kun! You have to read it with emotion!"
"Ah...um..."
"Okay...Goto-san, look at me, I want to do this."
"Soft and soft~?
Pure, pure~?
Miracle magic~?
Omelet rice~?
Will it be delicious~?"
I'm super! Beauty of Light ○ female style transformation!
I swallowed the omelette rice that was stuck in my throat and exclaimed, not to mention they were exactly the same, they were exactly the same.
As a few hearts were melted into the omelette rice, the portion of omurice rice made by Chapoqi became a little full. She felt hungry again for no reason, and she couldn't wait to show off with Yamada-senpai and Hongxia.
"Oh! The sourness of the ketchup and the sweetness of the sauce blend together. This taste can actually remind people of the warmth of family...?!"
Magic, magical, right?
"Ikusaku, can you give me your share?"
Why did Yamada-senpai call me by my name so directly...
I reluctantly handed the half-cooked omelette rice to Yamada-senpai, and then I realized that there were already three plates piled in front of her table...
"Is this the reincarnation of a starving ghost?!"
"Ahaha... maybe it's because Ryo has been eating too much grass lately..."
It turns out that eating grass is not a joke!! Huh? Why do you feel like I have vomited this sentence before?
"Kita-chan, Kita-chan~ If it's convenient, can you help me in the cafe?"
A girl from Class 2 looked at Kita-san with bright and expectant eyes.
"Okay, I have nothing to do~"
"Hey~! The maid outfit goes so well with Kita! It's so--cute!"
"Hehe...it's okay...senpai, how about you try wearing it too? You can leave wonderful memories~"
Ah, is this paradise?——
Being served by a group of beautiful maid girls, I seem to understand why my mother asked me to come to Xiuhua to study. The ratio of beautiful girls is really high!
"...So why do I have to wear a maid outfit?"
I awkwardly covered my skirt with my eyes wide open, feeling a little flustered by the coldness down there.
"When in town, do as the Romans do, when in town, do as the Romans do~"
Kita-san, Hongxia, Yamada-senpai and others were surrounding me and taking pictures with evil smiles:
"Kawakami-san, maybe she's suitable for women's clothing?"
Chapter completed!