Chapter 387 Sudden Suicide?
Chapter 387 Are you suddenly going to commit suicide?
At this time, Su Xun, who was wielding a knife on the side, finally understood why they were so calm.
But I was not calm. There was such a big sheep in front of me. Although the belly had been divided, it was another challenge when it reached the ankles.
Such thick skin is really giving people a headache.
Fortunately, the dagger in his hand was as sharp as clay, and after precise cutting, one hoof was finally completely peeled off.
Now just repeat the previous work and patiently peel off the entire skin of a sheep.
Kelly looked at Su Xun again and couldn't help but ask: "Uncle, how do you feel now? Is the smell you smell really uncomfortable?"
Su Xun didn't want to speak at first, but it would be rude not to answer, so he nodded in agreement.
Kaidi very wisely began to use his tentacles to help Su Xun pull the fur so that the sheepskin could be better separated from the flesh.
And Polly had already started to go out to look out, so other monsters would naturally misunderstand this situation.
Working from morning to evening, all ten sheep were finally skinned.
Somehow, it went more smoothly this time.
Polikedi and Kelly carried the sheepskins all the way back to the cave entrance.
As for the cleaning work, Su Xun watched the sky at night, as if it would rain heavily at night.
The most important thing now is to wash myself. My whole body stinks extremely much. I have never smelled so bad in my whole life.
It is impossible to take a hot bath. There is a large pool about 500 meters behind Polly's house, which is also where Kelly and Cady usually like to play and bathe.
The water was deep and the pit was big, so this time it was "cheap" for Su Xun.
Walk to the pool and stretch your muscles until your whole body feels paralyzed with fatigue.
After taking off his coat and shoes, he jumped in with all his clothes, but as soon as he entered to wash, he was tied by a long tentacle and dragged out.
Su Xun looked back and saw that Kelly and Kaidi were staring at him anxiously.
Before Su Xun could speak, Kelly hurriedly said: "Uncle, what's wrong with you, you suddenly want to commit suicide? Are your human hearts so fragile?"
"I……"
Just as Su Xun was about to explain, Kaidi spoke again: "Uncle, I know you feel very guilty now, but there is no benefit at all in committing suicide. You are so old and your brain is so smart, why can't you think about it so hard?"
"that is!"
Kelly said in a displeased tone: "Uncle, it's true. I saw something was wrong with you just now. Why did you have to commit suicide? If you die, what will happen to your who and your woman?"
Su Xun was a little speechless: "What woman? I don't have..."
"Nothing!"
Kelly was obviously angry: "The girl in red who came with you, she lived and died with you. How can you not admit it now? Uncle, you are so weak that you make mistakes, Kelly... Kelly is going to be angry
Yes, the consequences will be serious!”
Su Xun became more and more speechless. Come on, let them figure it out for themselves first.
At this time, Kaidi frowned and said: "I understand, uncle, did you think that your girl was dead, so you came to die for love?"
Walter? More and more outrageous...
"It's very possible..."
Kelly's tone immediately changed: "Uncle, it turns out you are an infatuated person, I misunderstood you. But can you not die for love? After all, your girl in red is not dead.
How sad it would be if she couldn't see you when she woke up. When she is sad, she might also die for her love.
Don’t… don’t don’t don’t don’t… Kelly finally got to know humans, she can’t just die like this… wu wu wu…”
"Silly sister..." Kaidi said: "I don't think uncle is such a confused person. Maybe he has other things in this bathing pit..."
"right……"
Kelly glanced at Su Xun and asked, "Uncle, what on earth are you doing here?"
Su Xun sighed: "You two finally got your brains back... Phew..."
After saying that, he looked at Kelly who had pulled him up and pulled off its tentacles and said, "Can you let me go now? I just want to go in and take a shower."
"ah……"
Kelly was a little embarrassed about her recklessness. After putting Su Xun down, she said, "Since we have to take a bath, let's take a bath together!"
Before Su Xun could react, a huge splash of water almost knocked him away.
Before he could tell Kaidi not to jump, Kaidi had already jumped into the pool.
Another huge wave...
By the time the two of them were in the pool, it was a little quieter and the waves had subsided, Su Xun had already been soaked in the water.
"Forget it, let's break the jar..."
With a plop, Su Xun simply jumped in. Washing away the stench was more important than anything else.
Kelly was happy when she saw Su Xun got into the water.
It stared at Su Xun and asked: "Uncle, you are so small, will you drown in such deep water?"
"Drown?"
Su Xun seemed to have heard a level 10 joke: "I am a young man of the new era, will I drown? I have saved people in the water."
"How can a man not know how to swim?" Kaidi answered: "Sister, you have forgotten, brother, I can swim since I was born!"
"Your uncle knew how to swim before I was born!" Su Xun couldn't help but said, "And I'm the fastest swimmer!"
"I don't believe it!" Kelly questioned: "How could you swim if you were not born?"
"You do not believe?"
An evil smile appeared on Su Xun's lips and he said: "You don't know this, but we humans actually start competing before we are born. In the mother's belly, there are actually countless brothers and sisters to compete with.
But we humans are relatively civilized. If we want to compete, then swimming is the best way.
Whoever is the fastest will be born."
"So?" Kelly asked doubtfully, "What about those slower swimmers?"
"All dead..."
Su Xun said: "Since the birth of human beings, competition has been very cruel. Only the first swimmer can live, and the others can only die."
"Eh..." Kelly said with disdain on her face: "Humans are too cruel... Fortunately, I am not a human..."
"It's a good thing you're not human..."
Kaidi answered: "If you were a human being, I'm afraid you wouldn't be able to compete with anyone else and would die before you were born!"
"No way!"
Kelly looked unconvinced and said: "I just think it's too cruel, but it doesn't mean I can't compete...but..."
Kelly had new doubts: "Uncle, why do humans set such rules? Isn't it good for everyone to be born together?"
"You don't understand this..."
Su Xunxin said nonsense: "The birth of a human is different from that of monsters and beasts. Each baby in the belly is very big. But the mother's belly cannot be too big. It can only hold one or two or three babies at a time.
If there is too much, the mother's life will be in danger.
So the fastest swimmer is also to protect his mother..."
Chapter completed!