Chapter 91 A real eel

An Lan was unmoved and continued to eat peanuts and edamame with his head down, seemingly not noticing the change in Liang Bing's demeanor.

Damn it!

Liang Bing was extremely annoyed, "Queen, my acting skills are so good, you have to look back to see what happened, or ask me what's wrong."

"Don't look back!"

Liang Bing could only "remind" An Lan in a low voice.

"I don't plan to look back either."

An Lan peeled the peanuts with a calm expression. Even if I don’t give in to Demon Queen Morgana, how many little Karami will I give in to?

An Lan can tell how many people there are just by listening to their footsteps. By just listening to each person's heart rate and cadence, he can tell how roughly each person's physical fitness is.

The leader, Atuo, is as powerful as the crocodile god Thorton that day, and the remaining demons in the team are also at the level of second-generation super warriors.

It seems like this is one, or two, elite teams.

The corners of Liang Bing's mouth twitched, and the blood vessels on his forehead bulged. You are so calm, how should I respond?

Young man, this is not how you act.

An Lan noticed the change in Liang Bing's demeanor, and then decided not to tease Liang Bing anymore, and said calmly: "I heard it, a dozen people were coming over.

You seem to be afraid of them, who are they?"

When Liang Bing saw the male protagonist speaking his lines, he pretended to be pitiful and said with "fear": "They are both good and bad people.

They...they bully men and women and do all kinds of evil, running rampant in the countryside, even worse than Ximen Qing in "The Plum in the Silver Ping".

My father owed them a lot of money for gambling, and the monthly interest alone was tens of thousands of dollars. They said that if I didn't pay back the money, they would sell me to a nightclub.

I...I...I, it’s because of this incident that I became a female publicist..."

At this point, Liang Bing was completely absorbed in the drama, sobbing and shedding a few drops of beauty tears. It was so touching that I felt pity for her.

An Lan was speechless again.

Who the hell wrote this script? It’s been 14 years, we’re already in the information age, and we’re still using such an old-fashioned script.

However, there was still the Phoenix incident in 22 years, and it is indeed possible that this kind of thing happened in Tubo in 2014. The story is a bit cliché, but it is also reasonable.

No surprise, the next step should be for Lu Tiha to win the title of beauty and fight in Guanxi, and to travel around the world with Sai Jinhua.

An Lan changed her mind and decided to disrupt the script written by Liang Bing and control the rhythm in her own hands.

"No."

An Lan suddenly raised his head, stared at Liang Bing, and said shockingly: "They are demons, demons of the demon army."

Shocking!

Liang Bing, who was lowering his head and "sobbing", almost choked to death at An Lan's words. How could I be discovered after such a good disguise?

No, it's definitely not my queen's fault. My acting skills are so good, there must be something wrong with Atuo and the others!

"Evil...what is a devil?"

Liang Bing raised his head slightly, looked at An Lan, and asked pretending to be confused, highlighting an innocent part.

"They are different from the alien super warriors who appeared in Grand Canyon City some time ago. They are alien super warriors from other planets."

An Lan explained and analyzed extremely "carefully": "Their target should be me.

I speculate that they are planning to disguise themselves as your creditors, pretend to approach you to relax my vigilance, and then suddenly take me down after surrounding me.

It's a pity that their disguise is too poor."

Liang Bing was slightly confused. How could he explain it this way? However, there seemed to be no problem with this explanation.

After being confused, I became sullen, and I knew that there must be something wrong with Atuo and his team's acting skills. It's better now, and I can't continue to act in a good script.

"What went wrong with their disguise?"

Liang Bing asked curiously, wanting to know what went wrong.

"Line."

An Lan lit up his cigarette and took a puff, then explained: "When ten or so people walk together, they must chat about something, otherwise it will look a little weird.

The devil who designed the disguise for them obviously understands this, but unfortunately, he doesn't understand the earth.

Do you know what the content of their conversation was? It was the original lines spoken by Chen Haonan and others at the beginning of "Young and Dangerous".

Even the accent is from Xiangjiang.

As the saying goes, a strong dragon cannot overwhelm a local gangster. Generally, the small gangs entrenched in the countryside are all locals.

A group of locals speak the original lines from the movie "Young and Dangerous" with a Xiangjiang accent. Even a fool knows there is something wrong."

Liangbing:???

I watched the movie as quickly as possible, and then retrieved the conversation between Atuo and others on the communication channel, and found that the lines, tone, and voice were all exactly the same.

Atuo and the others were not having a conversation at all, but played the original lines from the movie in real time, and he just opened his mouth to lip-sync.

Liang Bing was furious.

There was a burst of comments directed at Hei Feng’s communication channel: “Hei Feng, what the hell is going on in your head?

To actually make such a stupid mistake.”

"Queen, I don't want to either."

Heifeng explained calmly: "The main reason is that Atuo Asin and their acting skills are too poor, so I can only ask them to find inspiration from some classic films.

Who knew they could lip-sync the original lines themselves?

Queen, you know me well. As a director and screenwriter, what I hate most are these artists who do not abide by their artistic ethics."

"What's the matter with the accent?" Morgana continued to ask.

"Maybe when they downloaded the video, they accidentally downloaded the Mandarin version into the Cantonese version."

When Heifeng answered, he calmly deleted the download record in Demon No. 1. In fact, he accidentally downloaded the wrong one when recommending teaching materials.

So this is the most annoying thing about the earth. There are dozens or hundreds of languages ​​in the big place, and even the orthodox Kamigawa language has developed dozens of accents here.

Shit the blame, just throw the blame.

"Damn it, I'll just go back..."

Before she was halfway through speaking, Liang Bing couldn't continue because she felt her hand suddenly being held by someone else. When she looked up, she realized it was An Lan.

An Lan quickly scanned the QR code on the desktop with her mobile phone and transferred a few hundred yuan to the boss. An Lan took Liang Bing and ran to the motorcycle nearby.

Liang Bing's wrist was held tightly, and he followed An Lan at a loss, his expression was extremely stunned, and he didn't understand what An Lan was doing.

"Buzz!"

An Lan quickly sat on the motorcycle, started the motorcycle, and then turned around with a cigarette in his mouth to look at Liang Bing who was in a daze, and said hurriedly: "Why are you dazed?

There’s no time to explain, get in the car quickly!”

"oh oh."

Liang Bing, who was a little confused, finally came back to his senses, as if he had awakened some special attribute, and subconsciously followed An Lan's instructions and sat sideways on the back seat of the motorcycle.

Then like a normal girl, she hugged An Lan's waist firmly with both hands.

The next moment, An Lan kicked off his legs, turned the handle of the motorcycle, and drove away with Liang Bing.

Atuo and the other demons, who were still walking this way according to the script in a leisurely manner, looked at the scene in front of them with some astonishment, which looked like the scene of an escaped marriage, and were a little at a loss.

What situation is this?

Why did the queen run away with An Lan before we even got close? This was not written in the script given by Heifeng.

Where's the promised scene? I'll report the director to someone who doesn't act according to the script.

In Devil No. 1, a third-rate director trembled and became very excited when he saw the scene on the screen. That was it. This was a flash of inspiration from a talented actor.

"What are you still doing? Chase after me!

Go ahead and chase, but don't catch up. Chase for a few kilometers and then slowly be left behind. Then don't chase."

Heifeng reminded Atuo to wait for the devil, speaking very fast.

What is a talented actor?

Those who do not act according to routines or scripts, but are so good that they can in turn let the director act for them, are talented actors.

Third-rate director Hei Feng believes that An Lan is such a talented actor.

An Lan's escape, although the original play could no longer be performed, gave the whole play an absurd and dramatic sublimation.

After being appointed by Black Wind, Atuo and other demons took off their disguises, spread their demon wings, and chased behind the motorcycle.

"ah!"

When Liang Bing saw A Tuo and other demons showing their true colors, he exclaimed, buried his face behind An Lan, and asked, "Is this the devil?"
To be continued...