Chapter 14 She didn’t do her job to move bricks (14)
He didn’t say anything in the middle of the sentence, and deliberately let it slip: “Let’s wait until the guests are all here before we talk.”
【Damn, such a big dog】
[What new tricks did the program team come up with?]
[That loser Ruan Youan won’t be scared to death, right?]
In the live broadcast room, a figure riding a pink donkey appeared.
The sun is so hot that even the concrete floor is hot.
The girl wears a large pink helmet, with a strap of the same color tied around her chin. She has long eyelashes, clear eyes, and a fine line of sweat on the tip of her nose. Her appearance is overly gorgeous, but what’s more eye-catching is that it shows through
A sweet milk.
"I'm so exhausted... I don't like riding a donkey anymore..." Ruan You'an was lying on his electric car with a big suitcase on his back, panting and muttering like a flattened salted fish.
Muttering to oneself.
The staff felt that Ruan Youan's method was very novel: "Hurry up, victory is just around the corner!"
Ruan Youan rode the donkey exhausted, crawling forward slowly at the speed of an uncle.
"Woof woof woof!!"
A dog barked, and Ruan Youan sat upright instantly as if on conditioned reflex. He was horrified to find a huge and fierce yellow dog in front of him!
The big yellow dog grinned and kept approaching Ruan Youan.
【What kind of look is this!! Open the screen to beautify and crit!!】
[I don’t like Ruan Youan, but I really want to take this little donkey away! Can the sisters steal the car together?]
[What’s the use of being good-looking and having rubbish character? Let me guess she will be frightened to tears and then pretend to be comforted]
[Ruan Youan does whatever she wants, just stay away from my brother. My brother is too embarrassed to reject her, so he has the shamelessness to approach her]
Ruan Youan and the big yellow dog looked at each other, and for a moment the whole world was spinning. She took a deep breath slowly, exhaled it slowly, and shouted loudly as it kept getting closer: "What is your name!"
The live broadcast room with such a loud voice would be shaken.
"Stop! Do you think I'm afraid of you?!" Ruan You'an pointed at the big yellow dog that stopped in place for a moment and let out a dangerous roar from its throat. He sneered and was not afraid of danger. He pointed at himself and said, "You know
Who am I?"
Live broadcast room:???
Staff:???
They stared blankly at Ruan Youan's confusing behavior.
"...Woof woof woof!" The tall and strong big yellow dog waggled its tail and barked three times, as if to say it didn't know.
"I——" The girl wore a pink helmet, but her expression was cold and scary, as serious as a high school dean, and her voice was loud and clear, "I am the distinguished guest invited by your master!"
"Woof!"
"Your master is hospitable, kind and friendly, and is of high integrity. As a dog! A... I don't know what kind of dog you are! You must learn from your master!"
The big yellow dog was wagging its tail blankly, almost like a flower. It looked left and right, making the dog confused.
However, Ruan You'an didn't mean to let it go just like that, and said coldly: "Do you know what your behavior means now? You are ruining your master's reputation! You have betrayed your master's trust in you! You actually
Dare you attack me?"
"Is this what a dog should do? The self-cultivation of a good dog is to be a good dog that everyone praises."
"The highest state of being a dog is not to just bark, nor to be silent, but to be tolerant!"
Big Yellow Dog: "...Woof? Woof woof?"
The barrage has gone crazy.
[What is Ruan Youan doing??? Who can tell me what is going on?]
[Fuck, I’m laughing to death. Hahahaha. God, a damn good dog’s self-cultivation]
【Gou Sheng is at a loss.jpg】
[Is this a script? How is it possible??]
【Dog: What a bad luck】
[The big yellow dog thought to himself, why the hell would I have to go through all this torture as a dog?]
【I am not a human, but you are a real dog】
[Ruan Youan did something I have never dared to do]
[The problem is that this dog is really cooperative. It feels aggrieved by Xiu Gou. The baby feels wronged and the baby doesn’t say anything]
Under the sun, one person and one dog, it’s so lively.
"You still dare to scream? Did I let you speak? Shut up!"
The girl wearing a pink helmet looks like a strawberry candy. She looks cute no matter how cute she looks, but at the moment she looks fierce, like a cruel executioner.
The big yellow dog lowered its tail and became silent.
Ruan You'an said with a straight face: "What kind of posture are you doing? You must stay upright when listening to the training and stand still for me!"
The big yellow dog stood there, sticking out its tongue from its big mouth, looking up at Ruan Youan.
"Get down!"
After Ruan Youan gave the order crisply, the big yellow dog turned around and looked around, and actually lay down.
Ruan You'an's expression calmed down a little, and he walked towards the big yellow dog step by step: "Very good, let me see what gender you are."
Seeing that Ruan You'an was really trying to determine whether the big yellow dog was a male or a female, the staff was shocked and quickly stopped him: "Goodbye, goodbye! Teacher Ruan! It's a male!"
Ruan You'an was suspicious: "Is it really a male?"
"Really, really!" The staff nodded desperately for fear that Ruan You'an would pick up the big yellow dog.
The big yellow dog still didn’t know that he had escaped disaster. He stuck out his tongue innocently, and his fur shone in the sun.
"You are a male dog, so you have to be a suave gentleman dog, do you understand?" Ruan You'an looked at the big yellow dog sincerely, trying to make it understand what he said, "Don't do such bad behavior as just now."
Do it twice, otherwise no bitch will fall in love with you."
She seriously frightened it: "Cuihua, Sufen, Pangya and the two girls next door are all elegant lady dogs. Not only that, the iron pillars and dog balls raised by Lao Wang next door will not look down on you even if they are rich or noble. You will never be able to look down on you."
Reduced to a single dog!"
Big Yellow Dog: "..."
[Is Ruan Youan crazy or am I crazy? Is this something a human can do?]
[I almost believed Ruan Youan’s serious statement about pinching him]
【Singles are offended】
[Is Ruan Youan trying to clear her name by being funny? It’s impossible that all the disgusting things she did are remembered by the Internet]
[The dog next door, Feng Ping, was killed]
[Please Ruan Youan, please give Xiu Gou some privacy. It’s too miserable for the whole country to see whether a dog is a male or a female. He laughed so loudly]
【Don’t be afraid of being shattered into pieces, keep your innocence in this world】
[Are some people smiling so low? I feel sick just looking at this face]
[It’s disgusting to watch, why don’t you get out early?]
The entire program crew was stunned. They never expected that the "evil god" borrowed from next door would be defeated like this and lie on the ground obediently.
"Don't take the picture yet. Let's move the camera to another place and give me some privacy." Ruan You'an said with a cold frown.
The staff was a little surprised. They didn't understand people who took the initiative to push away the camera, so they had no choice but to move away. Who knows the next second, everyone else was dumbfounded!
Staring.
Chapter completed!