Chapter 688 You Can Be Considered a Maoshan Taoist(1/2)
Chapter 688 You are a Taoist priest in Maoshan
The friends of the treasure also understand what Banliang Jin says.
Nodded slightly, a little admiring.
This is much better than the bullshit masters who take credit for themselves when they see some news.
Although what my friends said just now did not specify what they would say.
But most of them know what they are talking about.
A series of recent events held in Xia Country also include recent weather phenomena.
All kinds of chaotic rumors on the Internet are overwhelming.
Some say that this is a battle in the Feng Shui world, and some say that it involves a dispute over national destiny.
However, most netizens still have a very consistent view.
"The fantasy novels from twenty years ago didn't write such bad plots."
"It seems that Miss Jin is right!"
"Don't say that!"
In the live broadcast room, someone suddenly said.
"It would be too biased to say this for a long time. You are just proficient in the five Taoist techniques and the mountain doctor's fate. You may be proficient in the divination method, or perhaps you are proficient in the divination method. It is not appropriate to make such a big statement."
"Which Taoist priest are you?"
Before the treasures finished speaking, they saw the speaker's certified name and stood there in a daze, swallowing the word "single".
"Machine Mountain?"
"Is it the one who returned to heaven as the rumor of your ancestors?"
Seeing this, my friends really can't hold back.
It’s not even a slap in the face, but it’s just a matter of catching the rumors and telling the other ancestor directly.
"Not the ancestor! It's the ancestor of Tao!"
The speaker sent a telephoto application.
"Can this be connected?" The friends were a little curious.
After all, this behavior is just a matter of smashing the situation.
"Say."
Everyone was still speculating that the video had been connected and a middle-aged man wearing a purple-red Taoist costume appeared.
With a national face, a Taoist crown on the head, a whisk in hand, she looks righteous. It is more like a supervision than a Taoist priest.
"Miss Banliang Jin, we support you!"
"Yes, yes! We support you!"
The barrage of friends is flooding the screen.
Half a tael of gold didn't have any special thoughts.
Looking at the barrage, waiting for this person to talk about his situation.
"Half-liang Jin Master."
The Taoist priest bowed politely before speaking.
"I just said that you don't understand these things because you really don't understand them! Our Maoshan lineage is good at catching ghosts and eliminating demons. The ancestor was able to easily summon the Heavenly Thunder Criminal Law back then."
"In terms of lethality, our Maoshan lineage dares to be the first in the Taoist sect, even Tianshi Mountain cannot do it."
It sounds like listening to fantasy novels.
Looking at the screen again, the Maoshan Taoist pinched out a yellow talisman.
"This is a copy of the palm thunder talisman paper used by our ancestors some time ago. I will demonstrate it to you now to let you know that Maoshan Taoism is not false."
After saying that, he reached out his hand out of thin air, and a sonic boom came out of his palm. Then a roar sounded, and the talisman paper exploded directly.
"Damn!"
“??”
"What did I see?"
"Damn it, isn't this a joke?"
"Call Master Ning!"
All the friends were stunned.
Just now, Banliang Jin told them to believe in science, but if anyone sees this thing, it is very unscientific.
"Science, very scientific!"
Ning Fan nodded when he saw the barrage of his friends.
"How is that possible?"
My friends don’t understand it now. Is there any word that is scientific in this screen full of screen?
"I won't talk about the ancient thunder-reducing technique, but now the thunder in the palm of your hand..."
Ning Fan suddenly stopped and laughed twice.
"Have you ever played with cannon dropping?"
The friends frowned, feeling that the name was a little strange.
Someone still remembered what this was after posting pictures.
"The people who write this kind of talisman paper are very smart and use the art of throwing cannons on the talisman paper."
"The cinnabar he prepared has phosphorus powder on it, and it can react with the black gunpowder as long as it is rubbed, and then explodes."
"This is a trick that was thousands of years ago. You Maoshan lineage is still using it now. Isn't there any innovation?"
"you!"
When the Taoist priest of Maoshan heard this, his face turned gloomy, but he had no way to refute it.
He didn't expect that the thunder in his palm would expose the key as soon as he met.
"I, we Maoshan can still kill ghosts!"
The Taoist priest shouted and pulled out a peach wood sword.
"Yeah, it's pretty good."
Before he could wave it, Ning Fan had already started laughing.
"This paper is coated with iron chloride in advance and potassium thiocyanide dipped on the wooden sword. At most, it is considered high school chemistry knowledge."
"If you don't learn anything new in your lineage, I'll ask someone to teach you something. Maybe it's more comprehensive than what you learned. Don't mislead your children like this."
After saying that, he shook his head.
"You, I'm embarrassed to say that you are a Taoist priest. It's too embarrassing to the Taoist priest. At best, he is a widow of a charlatan, or a kind of cheating."
this……
My friends really admire Ning Fan’s insight.
They all had to forget the existence of these things, but they didn't expect Ning Fan to remember them so clearly.
The Taoist priest of Maoshan was also stunned and did not say a word for a long time.
"I...you, this...is not what you said!"
"These are all the serious Taoisms of Maoshan. You are here to be mysterious and have bad intentions!"
"I'm so laughing!"
"I can't help it with this serious look."
"It's really amazing to be Master Ning!"
"Sit down and see how this Taoist priest answers."
The treasure friends didn't care whether those things were real at this time, so they wanted to see what the Taoist priest planned to say.
"I don't believe that there are still people who can talk about Maoshan Taoism in front of me!"
The Taoist priest shook the whisk and did not listen to Ning Fan at all.
"Is that true?"
A message appeared in the barrage.
When they saw the speaker, all the friends laughed.
"Dr. Xiafo, are you not chanting scriptures?"
To be continued...