The bill in the notebook

The night passed like this.

When the sun rose three poles the next day, the woman transformed by the spirit of the mountain spirit and wild monster did nothing to me.

However, the other party seemed to be completely irritated by my disregard and unreasonable behavior. In short, he was fighting with me!

Throughout the whole day, my eyes were filled with hallucinations that never stopped for a moment!!

The vileness of his methods and the shamelessness of his actions can be described as... he does everything to the extreme!!

While I was eating, a ghastly-looking ghost boy appeared behind me for no apparent reason. He was covered in black and blue, and his mouth was full of fangs. He was ferocious and vicious. He bared his teeth and protested at me for a long time. Seeing that I ignored him, he continued to immerse himself in eating.

, so he jumped up to the dining table, took off his pants and squatted down, with his big butt almost touching my face, and then he solved his personal problems like no one else was watching.

My whole body was messed up on the spot. This was really disgusting. My mother opened the door for Nausea. I was so disgusted that when I couldn't bear it anymore, I grabbed my chopsticks and poked this damn kid in the butt.

As I expected, the opponent disappeared in a flash, and the next moment he was riding on Lao Bai's neck. Lao Bai seemed unaware, still grinning and joking with Zhang Xinya next to him, not knowing that he was already riding on his neck.

My child, my dead child’s buttocks are still smooth, and the little earthworm is letting the water flow freely along Lao Bai’s neck.

Immediately afterwards, the other party came back to me and started his bad behavior.

"It really... lacks great virtue!"

I sighed secretly, silently put down my chopsticks, got up and went back to the house.

There is nothing you can do, how can you eat this?

Although I'm not a particular person, I don't have the bad habit of eating while watching others use the toilet!!

And then... the other party seized every opportunity to offend me and kept performing all kinds of coquettish moves.

I was studying scriptures in the room, and there must be a "ghost girl" crawling across the table with an appearance no better than a thousand-year-old mummy, staring at me with an affectionate face.

I was going to the toilet outside, and an unlucky old man kept throwing stones into the pit.

Even when I go out and turn a corner, an evil spirit suddenly pops up in front of me and scares me hard.

The most vicious thing...is after nightfall.

I had been tossing around for a whole day, and I was already exhausted, but not long after I lay down on the kang...it started again!!

This time, the other party didn't transform into anything particularly ferocious and terrifying. It was quite "kind" and so "kind" that people... gritted their teeth and wanted to jump up and strangle it to death!!

The other party... transformed into a beautiful woman!!

A true beauty!!

If you have picturesque eyebrows and a slim figure, if you have more points, you will look fatter, if you have less points, you will look thinner...

Then, this beauty actually showed off all kinds of extremely sexy dance moves in front of me, probably the kind... the more she danced, the less clothes she wore.

I really want to close my eyes and stop looking, but it's as if my eyes are no longer my own. I can't control them, no matter how hard I try.

After a short while, I lifted up the quilt and took a look inside. I sighed, got up, put on my clothes and went to the yard to box.

Then I heard Xiaozhi muttering to Wushuang in the room: "Brother Wushuang, what's wrong with brother Jingzhe? Did he see something again? But why does he stick his butt out when he walks?"

Wushuangte thought seriously for a while, nodded and said: "It's indeed a bit strange. I also deliberately wore a particularly baggy dress and walked like a duck..."

Fortunately the steps were not high, otherwise I would have slipped and rolled down to my death.

For the next two or three days, I lived in this kind of heat almost every day. I couldn't eat or sleep. In just two or three days, my whole eye sockets were sunken and my bones were broken.

Immediately, my master saw that my physical condition was on the verge of collapse, so he called me over and asked me carefully.

There are some things that I am really ashamed to say, and I have never said them, but at this point, I can only bite the bullet and say them.

After hearing this, my master became furious and slapped me on the back of my neck. He said angrily: "How come you, the six impure things, are lingering in the beauty in front of me? I think it must be the woman next to you."

You are troubled by ghosts and do not think about cultivation all day long. What are you thinking about?"

I had not said a word for a long time, and the voice of Mao Yao, who made me extremely uneasy, suddenly floated out from the wind chime, and shouted: "Stinky Taoist priest, who are you slandering? When did I really hook up with him? Why didn't you say that your apprentice was originally

What a bad guy!"

Seeing that the two of them were about to quarrel again, I could only leave quickly in despair.

Not long after, the old white guy came over and said with a stern look, my master came up with a trick for me. Since you can't clean the six roots, you might as well stop looking at it. Cover your eyes and your energy will be gone.

It’s your eyes that maintain basic life through sight.

My eyes lit up, yes, why didn’t I think of this?

Thus, the trouble that the mysterious mountain spirit monster brought me was resolved so easily.

The week flew by.

Continuously going out to do errands put a huge load on my body, causing too many overt and covert injuries. After this period of recuperation, coupled with my master's decoction and medicine, my body gradually returned to its peak state.

After I calmed down, my eyes felt wrong when I looked at the Zhenwushi people.

I had bad luck a while ago. I remember clearly how these grandsons abused me on the way back to the Zhenwu Temple.

Now, it's time to settle the general ledger.

After all, Chen Shuisheng was a member of the flower boat. He was very good at observing words and expressions. He soon smelled an unusual smell from my eyes. In the next day or two, he ran over to me every now and then, keeping company with me.

With a smiling face.

His name began to fade away in my little notebook, but when I thought about it, this was not okay. I couldn't accept his sugar-coated bullets. I couldn't just let it go, unless...

So, when he brought me water at night, I kept rubbing my fingers in front of him.

Chen Shuisheng was stunned.

I rubbed my fingers again.

Seeing that he still didn't respond, I got a little angry and said angrily: "Give me money! You hurt me, don't you pay some mental damages?"

In fact, I think in my mind that I have made too many promises to Wushuang and Xiaozhi recently. If I don’t make some extra money, I won’t even have any money for cigarettes in the next three months.

Chen Shuisheng immediately smiled bitterly and started making signs like "Abba Ababa".

He did bring a lot of money from the flower boat, but... Zhang Xinya defrauded him of it all!!

That’s right, they were scammed!!

Let me tell you, why was Zhang Xinya so enthusiastic when she just came back from Henan? She would run to Chen Shuisheng every now and then, always smiling to express her condolences to Chen Shuisheng. I thought it was because she felt that Chen Shuisheng had a pitiful background. When she came to Zhenwu Temple, her life

For those of you who are not familiar with the place, I would like to express my welcome. The co-author is a weasel giving New Year greetings to the chicken. He is not very kind!!

No need to ask, I know it with my eyes closed. It must have been when we came back from the Northeast. Our little life was so good that this girl smelled the smell of money. Lao Bai, Dagang and I didn’t have one. Where is the money?

Need I say more?

Her routine was also the same as usual. She first made the relationship closer, and then complained to Chen Shuisheng in a sigh, saying that a large family in Zhenwu Temple had to spend money when going out at home. She had no money and didn't know what to do. This was so sad.

Kill her!

She is so worried. If she really has no money, I will put on a yellow robe and coat and go out to make money as a magician!!

As for Chen Shuisheng, he is not a person who cares about money. He comes and goes and softens his heart, indicating that he is also a member of the Zhenwu Temple and should contribute...

"You were careless!! Someone got in first!!"

After hearing this, I looked up and sighed, and then asked Chen Shuisheng unwillingly: "Hey, I heard that you killers have many accounts. Have you handed them all over?"

Chen Shuisheng nodded.

I gritted my teeth and asked how many more pictures?

Chen Shuisheng said there are about ten bank cards.

I finally asked almost desperately, how much money is there?

Chen Shuisheng pinched his fingers and made a "seven" sign.

I asked: "Seven hundred thousand?"

Chen Shuisheng shook his head and made two signs of "Abba Abba".

"That's... seven digits... I mean, Zhang Xinya has been smiling so happily these past two days."

I fell down on the kang, and the money went into Zhang Xinya's hand. How could I still take it out? So I kicked Chen Shuisheng hard on the butt: "When did you offend Zhang Xinya?

When there is a big hole in your vagina and the balls are swinging back and forth like a swing... you will know what a wrong decision you made today!! We... are all people who have been there!!"

Chen Shuisheng ran away. I wonder if it was Chen Shuisheng who said it. Soon, Wu Shuang and Xiao Zhi also came, beating their legs and pouring water.

I was not angry with the two little boys, so my heart softened and I crossed out two more people in my notebook.

Later, even Zhang Xinya came.

Originally, facing this woman who had been so proud of myself recently, I maintained my utmost aloofness and arrogance... No, I was reserved!

Until, Zhang Xinya stuffed a few red ones into my pocket, and said with a smile that I have been scared lately, so I should go back down the mountain to play, and I should keep this money first, not counting my pocket money...

I immediately beamed.

After Zhang Xinya left, I couldn't help but slap myself loudly, secretly cursing myself for being a real bitch for being punished. After being given a small amount of money, I left. Then I counted them and found that there were ten red cards.

After that, I rubbed my face and giggled...

In this way, another two days have passed, and only one person has not come yet - Lao Bai!!

My eyes gradually darkened - good guy, needless to say, it’s him!!

That day, I used my strength to blacken and bold Lao Bai’s name on the notebook!!
Chapter completed!