Chapter 1101 It’s all honey’s fault

In the end, Lao Bai still failed to take off Xing Guili's head as he wished.

Because, when he returned to the camp and saw clearly the appearance of Xing Guili... he couldn't hold back his laughter!!

Without him, it would be... too miserable!!

He originally looked like a sandy man with wrinkles all over his body, but now his whole body has been blown up like a balloon, so that the wrinkles on his body have evened out. God knows how many times he has been stung by that giant wasp, especially with a dog face, left and right.

There are two swollen bumps the size of fists bulging on the sides. Those who didn’t know it thought they were non-mainstream people who deliberately puffed up their cheeks to take pictures!

Lao Bai left angrily. After seeing the dead dog, he laughed so hard that he couldn't live anymore. When Xing Guili saw that Lao Bai's head was as big as a fight after being bitten, he also grinned strangely, one person and one dog.

The moral taste is so similar...

"Just laugh well!"

Brother Kite fled all the way, feeling suffocated in his heart. He kicked one person and one dog viciously and said: "Thankfully, the only ones we encountered today were ordinary wasps. If we had encountered a giant hornet, I'm afraid you would now

They are all dead!"

The giant hornet that Brother Yaozi mentioned, its scientific name is Golden Ringed Vespa, is very powerful. Severe stings can cause acute renal failure, and death is common.

I haven't done much research on these things. At first I was worried that we had encountered these deadly species. Now I heard Brother Yaozi said that they were just ordinary wasps, so I felt relieved and shouted to Lao Bai: "Don't laugh, I really don't know you."

How can you have the dignity to laugh? A Gu farmer who raised two Gu kings was almost stung to death by a bunch of wasps! Please bring out the Golden Silkworm Gu King. The Golden Silkworm Gu King can detoxify hundreds of poisons.

My face hurts so much!"

"Look at what you said, it's true that I am a voodoo breeder, but voodoos are all mutually reinforcing. The two bald men can restrain poisonous snakes, and the golden silkworm Gu King can eat five poisons and restrain many armored insects. However, this giant wasp cannot

It’s included, what can I do?”

Lao Bai rolled his eyes in dissatisfaction and was about to take out the Golden Silkworm Gu King, but his arm was held down by my master.

"It's just a wasp sting. There's no need to use King Gu. Just apply some ointment and it'll be fine!"

While he was talking, my master had stopped what he was doing. I had seen him mixing some herbs and water earlier. It turned out that he had been making an ointment to resolve wasp stings earlier. Then he came over and applied the ointment on my face.

superior.

The area where I was stung was very hot, and the slightest touch caused severe pain. However, after applying these ointments, the effect was almost immediate. I just felt a slight cooling sensation, and the pain immediately subsided a lot.

When my master saw me staring at the ointment in his hand, he smiled and said, "This recipe is simple. It is just common herbs such as lobelia, pine bark, and purpurea. It can reduce inflammation and relieve pain, clear away heat and detoxify."

, the key is just the combination of herbs. I know we have to go deep into the wild this time, so I prepared a small amount of some commonly used medicine. I will write you the recipe when I become a teacher."

After helping me treat the wasp sting, my master went to help Lao Bai and Xing Guili apply ointment.

After Xing Guili applied the ointment, he turned over comfortably, belly up, and kept humming.

Seeing the mean look on his face, I couldn't help but think about it and get angrier. I took a step back and thought about it more and more, but I just waited until it had just finished applying the ointment and suddenly reached out, grabbed the dog's ear and pulled it over.

"Hey, hey, be merciful, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!!"

The dog screamed immediately.

However, when something like this happened, even if it helped me a while ago, I couldn't ignore it anymore. I slapped the dog on the head several times and shouted: "What did you do before I brought you out this time?"

What are you talking about? Who made this promise, saying that as soon as you leave the house, you will obey the instructions and never act randomly? Why did you go out so early in the morning? Go get some honey, right? Good guy.

, Forget it, you just took out the honey, I will admit it if you take it out, you blinded me, what kind of honey did you go to the beehive to take out, do you know that thing does not produce honey at all, I will follow you

I didn’t eat the honey, and half of my head was stung like a pig’s head for no reason!!”

Wushuang pushed me gently from the side and reminded me in a low voice: "Brother, brother, I went astray! If it takes out honey and gives you some honey, will you forgive it?"

My words faltered.

Yes, how come you almost exposed your true thoughts?

No, am I angry because I didn’t eat honey and was stung like a pig’s head? No, no! I, Wei Jingzhe, am not that kind of person!!

So, I looked at Xing Guili with an increasingly fierce look. I grabbed its ears with one hand and raised my other hand high. I was about to give it a slap in the face, but the dead dog suddenly shouted that it was wronged.

"Don't, don't fight! I'm not doing it for the honey, I went to the mountain... because I made a major discovery!! Am I the kind of dog that doesn't care about the life and death of my teammates for the sake of my own appetite? I'm not!! You

If you say that, I don’t admit it, my son can’t bear this grievance!!”

"..."

I heard this and sneered: "Oh, you're being pretentious. Then tell me what kind of bitch you are!"

Xing Guili looked sideways at my raised palm, so I silently put it down. Then it rolled its eyes and looked at my hand holding its ear. After a moment of hesitation, I let go.

"I swear to God, my actions are really for our safety!!"

The dog looked at me with lingering fear, fearing that I would beat it at any time, so the first thing he said was to set his own style in a very high tone.

I frowned and said, "Okay, stop playing tricks on me. If you have something to say, say it quickly and say something quickly. If you can give me a reasonable explanation, I won't embarrass you. But if you can't give one, I won't embarrass you."

Reasonable explanation... Hey, Wushuang has been craving dog meat pot for a long time anyway!!"

Xing Guili was so frightened that he no longer dared to commit suicide and said hurriedly: "I didn't mean to run away, but... I don't know what happened, so I left inexplicably...

It was probably around dawn, I was sleeping, and then I had a strange dream.

In the dream, I was still on this mountain, but all of you disappeared. I was the only one left on this huge mountain, all alone...

That feeling is really...too real.

For a moment, I felt that it was not a dream at all.

There was a heavy fog on the mountain, and the fog drifted between the canopies of the trees. Then I heard someone talking to me, and the person was calling me - Hey, don't sleep!

I suddenly woke up, looked up and looked around, and saw that the mountains and forests were still empty.

So I asked, who are you?

The man said, "It has the same flesh and blood as me, so I won't be wronged if I call it senior."

I sneered and said, I was born with the same flesh and blood, where did my seniors come from?

The voice added that it was also born with blood and bones!!

I got a little annoyed and yelled, "I don't believe it, so get out and let me see it!!"

It fell silent for a while, and after a long time, it said faintly - I have been dead for thousands of years, my bones have withered, my soul has dispersed, and only a few residual thoughts are left floating between the heaven and the earth. I happened to bump into you and suddenly woke up.

That's all...

Its voice is very ethereal, echoing in the empty mountains and forests."

Having said this, Xing Guili suddenly froze, as if he was lost in memories. The dog's face had a complicated look on his face, and he said softly: "The next second, it... suddenly showed its appearance!!"

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