Chapter 684
Smelly guy
It's fishy, spicy, sour, and bitter, and it's also mixed with the smell of sheep!
I really can't describe how I feel at the moment. My eyes feel like they are bald. My eyeballs are hot and bulging, as if they are going to explode. My throat is also extremely hot. I cough repeatedly. I am stumbling around with all my fighting strength gone.
He ran away, but his strength became less and less.
This fart is poisonous!
While I was struggling, an idea suddenly popped up in my head that made me laugh or cry - I had been through mountains of swords and seas of fire, but could it have been broken in the end?
Suddenly I stumbled on something under my feet, and I fell forward. At the critical moment, a small person stood up in front of me. Although he was not tall, he was very strong, and he grabbed my clothes.
He took the lead and dragged me out with a "whoosh".
When the first breath of fresh air penetrated into my lungs, it was like taking some magical elixir. All the discomforts were quickly dispelled, except for my eyes and throat.
Tears filled my eyes and my vision was blurred. I tried my best to open my eyes wide. Everything around me had double shadows, but I could still recognize that big pale face. It was the Yin slave.
As for the old man, he had already escaped without a trace.
"It turns out to be you."
I gave a feeble laugh: "This time it's like a boat capsized in the gutter. He was not a powerful person, but he defeated me in this way."
"It's normal. Cheng Yaojin only has these three axes. The most powerful ones are these three axes."
It was rare that the Yin slave didn't ridicule me bitterly, and he slowly put me down: "Don't underestimate that thing. It's called the Dharma Protector Golden Toad. It's the most poisonous poison in the world. Its origin is the same as mine, and it was also concocted."
, it’s just that I came from a human, but he came from a three-legged toad. It’s normal for you to stumble if you don’t know the roots. Don’t say it’s you. Even if your master comes, if you can’t see its origin at a glance, I’m afraid.
They will also suffer."
The three-legged toad is a toad with three legs. It is not a special thing. In fact, it is a deformed monster. This thing is used in many witchcraft and voodoo techniques to attack. The so-called golden toad that protects the law is used in witchcraft.
Cultured toad essence.
This thing is the most wasteful thing. It's like a wild animal. It only eats but doesn't poop. It's extremely edible and eats anything. That mouth never stops. All the food is stuffed in the stomach, waiting for the critical moment.
Let's do this.
The kite brother on the front foot probably suffered like this, and it was me on the back foot.
Yin Nu said, look at me, this Golden Cicada has probably been suppressed for eighteen hundred years. It has barely missed a few big moves. Ordinary Golden Cicadas don't have such power.
It's an old fart that has been brewing for thousands of years. It's pretty good if it doesn't smoke people to death.
But it only lasted these two times. After today, I am afraid that its vitality has been severely damaged. If we meet again next time, if we let it stick out its butt and brew for half an hour, it will be difficult for it to break out of such a powerful thing.
After Yin Nu said this, the origin of this thing made people think a lot.
Isn't Fan Huzi, whom Liu Yun trusts the most, the best wizard in the world?
The guardian golden toad is meant to accompany the dead and can be said to be the spokesperson of the dead. Wizards cultivate this thing and often use it to guard tombs and let it run around in the world.
Combining all this, I have to guess - could this thing come out of Liu Yuan's tomb? A horn similar to the deceased's butler?
Then what is the intention behind deceiving Shen Laowu into opening a pig farm?
Yes, Shen Laowu said that this section of Nanling Mountain is too close to a densely populated area, and there are no wild animals in the mountain. We also went in and saw not even a wild rabbit, but at most a few house finches.
In Bengqi, the mountains have become a demon with a climate. Even if the demon is so strong, there are no disciples or grandchildren. Therefore, letting Shen Laowu raise pigs is to raise disciples and grandchildren for the demon in the mountains.
So, doesn't it mean that the monster that became the climate is also related to Liu Yun's tomb? Otherwise, why would the Golden Toad, the guardian of the law, run for it?
And that monster, I've long guessed that it couldn't come out for some reason. Otherwise, Shen Laowu would kill its disciples and grandchildren every day to make a fortune, and I'm afraid he would have been killed long ago!
Many thoughts came to me, and the answer to all the things that happened recently was finally analyzed at this moment!!
However, the Yin slave became more and more disgusting as he talked about it, specifically describing the food that the Protector Golden Toad liked to eat, and also said that I would be seriously ill if I fell into the trap.
My stomach was churning at this moment. I couldn't bear what he said. I bent over and vomited loudly. My dinner was in vain.
Seeing that Yin Nu was still unfinished, I hurriedly waved my hand: "Okay, okay, since you have done all the good things, don't be so wicked and waste all the little kindness you have left for doing good things."
The vagina slave then shut up and dragged me to the corner to rest.
I felt a little more comfortable now, breathed a few times, and asked: "Where's Chang Yao? I haven't seen you for a while. Why is it you and not her who came out today?"
"I'm in retreat."
Yin Nu said: "You have already attained the Tao of Alchemy. Master, naturally you have to be more diligent. Otherwise, if one day you, the latecomer, catch up, you will rebel against Tiangang?"
I shrugged and said with a smile: "When you see her later, tell her and just tell her what I said. It doesn't matter who is on top or who is on bottom. If she likes it, how about I just let her be on top all the time?"
Yin Nu was stunned for a moment, and then she regained her composure and became furious: "You are so audacious. If you dare to blaspheme the master even more, I will make your life worse than death!"
Before he finished speaking, he stopped abruptly, with a strange look on his face, and finally stamped his feet angrily: "That's all, just commit suicide. Sooner or later, the master will no longer pay attention to you, and let's see how I deal with you."
I saw that the way he stomped his feet was really girly, and the weird look was indescribably funny, so I couldn't help but pull him and ask him a question I've always been curious about: "I said, old slave, you have always been
It is said that you were concocted by humans, but your ghost appearance is too ferocious to detect any clues before birth. Although, you speak with a man's voice, but when a person dies, the yin and yang are reversed. If you deliberately maintain a man's voice,
It's very simple, so I have always wanted to know, were you a boy or a girl during your lifetime? Anyway, we both have time, let's talk!"
"If you dare to insult me again, I will kill you!"
The Yin slave flicked his sleeves fiercely, turning into a wisp of black air and dissipating without a trace.
I burst out laughing, thinking this old slave was quite funny.
After resting for a while, there was a sound of soft footsteps, and Wushuang came over like a ghost. When he saw me leaning against the corner, his expression changed drastically, and he hurriedly came up and pulled me up.
Seeing that he was panicking, I waved my hand and said I was fine, then pointed to the side and said, "Put that thing away. With this thing, maybe we can find the tomb!"
The thing I was talking about was of course the ear I cut off from the Golden Toad. Wushuang could only go over and wrap up the ear. Strangely enough, the ear had turned dark green and was covered with pustules.
Wushuang picked me up and helped me walk back.
I asked Brother Yaozi how he was doing.
"I stumbled and am now unconscious."
Wushuang sighed: "Lao Bai arrived in time, covered his mouth, nose and eyes and dragged him out. When he came out, he was foaming at the mouth, but he finally saved his life..."
I nodded: "Forget it, let's go meet Xinya and the others first, and then think of a solution."
By the time we got back, Shen Laowu and Zhang Xinya had already come out of the restaurant. Naturally, Shen Laowu was there at the boss's side, so we didn't have to worry about it. A group of us went back in a panic, and several people rushed up to us, panicking.
Although my vision was blurry, I still had some sense of consciousness. I glanced at Brother Yaozi, and it was really terrible. My eyes were swollen like walnuts.
I asked Old Bai Erbalzi and Golden Silkworm Gu King if they felt anything strange.
Lao Bai shook his head and said it was definitely not a poison. If it was a poison, he would have cured it for Brother Yaozi long ago. Why wait until now?
In this way, combined with what Yin Nu said about the Dharma Protector Golden Toad, I had a rough idea of what kind of poison we had been poisoned by. I said to Shen Laowu: "I still have to trouble my brother. First
Send us to the hospital, the hospital can treat this disease!"
Shen Laowu nodded hurriedly.
After a group of people got into the car, Zhang Xinya asked us what happened.
I gave a brief summary of what happened, and I didn’t hide anything about the Golden Toad that protects the Dharma.
"Toad spirit that farts?"
Chapter completed!