Chapter 276 The shit shoveler is my younger brother 21

Author: Hanxing Ziyue

On a deserted path, under the scorching sun, two figures walked step by step.

Nebula felt that she was like a blue and white striped ice cream, slowly melting in the sun.

The sunshine is particularly dazzling today.

Just as Xingyun took a step forward, the man next to him stopped and didn't move.

Xingyun stretched out his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead, threw away the soaked Wanjuanshu straw hat on his head, and turned to look at the shit shovel officer.

Seeing that he stepped back with a clear look on his face and turned to the side road, the shit shovel officer continued to follow Xing Yun.

Now that the shit shovel is in a completely instinctive state, Nebula can only follow him to find the villain, but they don't encounter a single transportation tool along the way.

"It's unscientific, it's too unscientific, Chenyu!"

[Partner, come on, come on, we will win!] Chenyu quickly cheered her up and handed over the straw hat he had just knitted with Wanjuan books.

Xingyun took the straw hat and put it on her head. Just as she was about to speak, her eyes suddenly lit up, "There's a car over there!"

Nebula hurriedly pulled the shit shovel over, and after dealing with the zombie shovels around, Nebula ran straight to the car.

He took out a small green dot recruitment brochure, tore it open, wiped the car glass clean, and looked inside.

[...] As expected of the host he chose, it perfectly fits the purpose of the young and fresh local tycoon system, and does everything possible.

The car keys were still in the car, so Xingyun reached for the door and opened it.

There is so much soil on the car, it must have been there for a long time without an owner.

If the windshield is wiped clean, it should be fine. Anyway, try it first. Nebula doesn't want to go down the eleventh road again.

It’s really not that Chen Yu is trying to dampen her enthusiasm, but he must remind her at this moment, [Partner, the shit shovel officer can’t drive now, how can you drive away?]

Upon hearing this, Xingyun looked at the shovel officer who was walking towards him with a dull expression, then turned to look at the car with a look on his face that he was determined to win.

“Who said it’s up to the official to shovel shit, I do it!”

【...you go!】

Partner, do you still remember your situation at this time?

If you can't reach the accelerator and brake, how can you drive?

[Partner, don’t be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil!]

Nebula: "Impulsive?"

"As a qualified patient, I always take medication. How could I be impulsive?"

[…] But the question is, have you taken the medicine?

You haven't taken any medicine at all, you are in a state of illness!

No matter how turbulent Chen Yu was, Xing Yun was looking at the car with excitement on her face and wanted to try it, "It turns out that the patients refused to let me get started, but this time they can't stop me. I can have fun!"

[...] Patients, they are definitely considering their own lives and the lives of others, that’s why they stop you, absolutely!

Seeing that Xingyun had already dragged the shit shovel into the car, Chenyu covered his eyes. He felt bad when he thought about how much of an idiot his partner was in life.

Nebula adjusted her seat, sat in the driver's seat, and turned the key.

Tian Shugen, who was sitting in the passenger seat, instinctively tensed up when he heard the sound. He turned around and wanted to run away. However, his brain was not online at this time and he couldn't open the door at all. He could only pull helplessly.

Just as he was scratching at the car door frantically, a gold brick appeared out of thin air and pressed against the accelerator.

With a whoosh, the car rushed out, with the soul chasing after it, and disappeared at the end of the road in the blink of an eye.

What followed was a violent crash and screams one after another.

"Ah~!!"

…………

"Ugh~"

"Ugh, vomit..."

Tian Shugen kept holding on to the big tree and kept vomiting. His face was extremely pale and he looked like he was about to faint.

Nebula looked at it and frowned, "Can zombies also vomit?"

"This zombie is too weak."

[…] Are the zombies not strong?

You're too scary, buddy, the zombies are going to be split in your hands!

"You don't blame me for this. I won't stop now."

As soon as Xingyun finished speaking, there was a loud noise not far away.

"Boom!"

The car that crashed into the shop was completely submerged in the rubble, with only one wheel exposed, and smelly black smoke gradually emitted.

Xingyun quickly covered her mouth and nose and stayed away.

【……】Did you stop it? Did you stop it?

That's because physical resistance forces you to stop!

Chen Yu felt that he was the official responsible for shoveling shit, and if his partner didn't stop the car, he would just cross the car!

The shit-shoveling official has stopped vomiting, but the road still needs to be walked.

But this time Tian Shugen refused to get into the car, even if Xingyun used violent methods, it would not work.

She can't knock the shit shovel out, otherwise where can she find the navigation to locate the villain?

Xingyun's eyes sharpened, and just when she interrupted the use of extraordinary measures, the shit shovel officer quickly said: "Yuan Zhiming is nearby!"

He said it three times in a row.

[...] It should be said that you are truly worthy of being a partner, even if you are mentally ill, you have to become normal in front of your partners.

Chen Yu suddenly sympathized with the patients who were often talked about by his colleagues.

Xingyun was stunned for a moment, and then said happily: "Child, are you back to normal?"

As a result, the villain still had a ferocious look on his face, as if he was about to tear the villain into pieces.

What, you are so happy for nothing.

Xingyun curled her lips and looked at the roads on both sides and asked him, "Which way?"

Upon hearing this, Tian Shugen hurriedly walked in one direction, keeping looking at Xingyun to see if she was coming, and gave up driving.

Chen Yu also quickly coaxed: [Partner, the villain is not far away, there is no way to kill a chicken with a bull's knife.]

【Let’s go, let’s go quickly. 】

Xingyun looked at the cars on the side of the road with a look of reluctance, "There are so many cars. If I drive for a while, maybe I can drive well this time?"

Hearing this, Tian Shugen and Chen Yu sounded the alarm, and finally, with their joint efforts, Xing Yun left reluctantly.

The strong sense of crisis disappeared in an instant, and Tian Shugen felt that his desire to find Yuan Zhiming was not that strong.

Tian Shugen's feeling was quite accurate. Xingyun and the others didn't go far when they discovered the male protagonist and the villain.

Tian Shugen immediately wanted to rush over and kill the villain, but was held back by Xingyun.

The shit shovel officer always rushed and shouted to kill the villain, but he never succeeded, and instead just happened to take the blame for the villain.

Xingyun was so stupid that she asked the shit shoveler to go over directly, "Don't worry, let's wait and see."

"I'm telling you, shit shoveler, you have to find a good time to stab someone, you know?"

"Only in this way can we stab deeply and hard enough to make Yuan Zhiming stop eating."

Seeing the cold light flashing in her eyes, Tian Shugen suddenly stopped. The instinctive cat was beside Xingyun and did not dare to move anymore.

As a result, after a long period of observation, the villain showed no signs of doing anything bad.

Xingyun bit the small dried fish in his hand, "That's strange. Logically speaking, the villain should have done something bad if the villain is so high-ranking and rushes to take the blame?"

"Is it before we come here?"

There is no information at all, so Nebula can only make his own judgment.

Just as she was thinking, the villain took action.

The opportunity has come!

Seeing that the male protagonist found the villain and seemed to be questioning him, Xingyun quickly pulled the villain over.

Now there is no need to dig holes for the villains to add fuel to the fire, but they can perjure themselves. No one from the villains will take the blame, so it is safe to expose them.

As a result, as soon as they got close, they heard the male protagonist say: "Has it been taken care of?"

Xingyun: "..." It doesn't seem quite right.
Chapter completed!