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Chapter 347 An Army Full of Urine Smell(1/2)

In the afternoon, the first heavy rain since the beginning of autumn began.

The raucous raindrops covered the entire Chunmian Tower with a layer of white mist.

The sudden chill made the streets look deserted inside and outside, but the dandy atmosphere was warm at this moment.

The autumn wind blows through the windows and blows into the steaming room. The fragrance of various delicacies, the rouge smell on the girl's body, and the strong smell of alcohol are mixed.

The playboys hugged the girl and ate mutton with sweat all over their heads, lamenting that this is life.

In contrast, they complained about the hardships of life in the army.

"Any brother who came out of Pinyang doesn't miss mutton hotpot!"

While picking up food, Ma Liang said to Zhao Kun: "When I left Pinyang, I knew it would be like this, so I should have eaten a few more times!"

"I agree with this. I have never had a meal of mutton hotpot since I left Pinyang!"

Wang Li agreed loudly.

Zhao Kun looked at him with some amusement and joked: "It's fine if Ma Liang suffers in the army, you won't be there?"

"Why not? I really haven't eaten it!"

"If you don't say anything else, just talk about the battle of the Great Yuezhi. How could you have eaten hundreds of thousands of cattle and sheep you seized without lamb?"

"There is mutton!" Wang Li patted his thigh and said helplessly: "The key is that the Fire Head Army will not do it!"

"It's not just that I can't make mutton hotpot, but even other things are hard to swallow!" Wang Yan couldn't help but complain: "I was still going to settle down when I was in Pinyang, but after going to war, the things I made were bitter and astringent, and I didn't even eat dogs!"

"There is such a thing?"

Chen Ping seemed to be very interested in this, so he asked Wang Yan: "Is it a problem with water?"

"The places we are looking for are clean water sources that flow down from the iceberg!" Wang Yan shook his head.

Chen Ping continued: "Since the water is fine, the method of making mutton hotpot is not very difficult. Just cut the slices of meat and put them in the pot and cook them!"

Hearing this, Wang Li subconsciously glanced at Wang Yan, then sighed: "The method is indeed simple, mainly because there is no trouble!"

"No pot?"

Zhao Kun was stunned and looked at Wang Li with some confusion.

He remembered that Wang Li's cavalry was a pot of ten people, so why was there no pot?

Could it be that those cavalry really use tin pots as shields?

Before Wang left the mouth, Wang Yan, who was standing aside, interrupted awkwardly, "When he went to the Great Yuezhi, he didn't expect the iron pot to be so practical. As a result, not only the cavalry, but also the infantry wanted to use it. Later, in order to fight for the pot, he almost mutiny, so I ordered the pot to smash it all!"

"Ha ha!"

Ma Liang smiled unkindly.

As a bad friend, he was pleased with the group of playboys who grew up, and gloatedly said to Zhao Kun: "I have heard of this marching pot, but I have never seen them. They are in a blessing without knowing their blessings and are wasting their talents!"

"You can't say that. The military is disciplined and you can't use it at will even if you bring it with you!"

Fusu put down his chopsticks and said seriously: "In the march, there are strict disciplines for even raising fires!"

"Even there is strict discipline to make fire?" Ma Liang asked while eating mutton hotpot.

Fusu explained: "There are high mountains and dense forests in Guanzhong area, especially the northern part of the desert, and the march is extremely dangerous;

As long as smoke rises, the enemy can see it dozens of miles away. The Huns have lived in the grassland for many years and it is easy to identify smoke and dust."

"good!"

Wang Li nodded and agreed, and said solemnly: "The eldest son said it well, especially when he raided the Great Yuezhi."

"What's wrong with the raid on the Great Yuezhi?"

Ma Liang asked curiously.

Wang Li said seriously: "We took confidential measures in advance during that raid. Open flames must be explicitly prohibited."

As he said that, he paused: "And long-distance raids pay great attention to marching speed, so even if you can make a fire, you don't have time."

"What do you eat if you don't make a fire?" Ma Liang said in confusion.

"If you have dry food, eat it right away!"

Wang Li explained: "It takes two days to arrive at the Great Yuezhi royal court from Didao all the way north, and there is no extra time, so before going to the battle, I prepared three days of dry food."

"So hurry?" Chen Ping, who was standing beside him, asked in surprise: "You can't even have time to sleep, right!"

Hearing this, Wang Li and Wang Yan looked at each other, with a bitter smile on their faces.

But Wang Li sighed and said, "However, there is, but there is very little time to rest!"

"And long-distance raids are prone to fatigue. Once you arrive at the resting place, you will fall asleep. When you wake up, you must set off immediately. If you forget to pee before departure, you can only solve it immediately!"

"puff--"

The wine from Zhao Kun almost squirted out, and he looked at Wang Li strangely: "You said you were peeing right away?"

"Um."

"You still have this unique skill?"

"It's actually not difficult." Wang Li winked and said, "Just take out the things and pee on the side."

Zhao Kun: “………”

"Don't look at me like that. What I'm talking about is the fact. Anyway, the horses under the butt are running and the people are peeing on it. The two do not interfere with each other!"

Zhao Kun: “………”

Chen Ping: “………”

The two looked at each other and were deeply shocked.

Ma Liang, who was standing by, was overjoyed and joked: "I'm afraid it's difficult for ordinary people to learn your unique skills, right?"

"fine……"

Wang Li scratched his head, looked at Wang Yan subconsciously, and said strangely: "It's not difficult either!"

I don’t know whether Ma Liang was intentional or unintentional, but he said immorally: “You don’t think it’s difficult, but it’s not necessarily true if you put it on others. If the thing is not long enough, I’m afraid I’ll have to pee on my pants!”

"indeed."

Wang Li nodded and then looked at Wang Yan: "My cousin peed on his pants."

"Get out! You're not long enough!"

"Hahaha!"

The playboys burst into laughter.

Fusu, who was standing beside him, also asked funnyly: "Is this your nonsense, is it true?"

"It's true!"

Wang Yan explained: "When we ran for a long distance, the time for dinner and rest was compressed to the extreme, so we had no choice but to come up with this bad plan. Otherwise, we would easily find the way if we left the team without permission."

Hearing this, everyone looked at each other.

Fusu thought about it and it was true.

"Li Anjun should know, right?" Ma Liang asked suddenly.

Zhao Kun was stunned and asked in confusion: "Why should I know?"

"This is what is in "Theory of the Marines"!"

Ma Liang said: "The lieutenant general of the cavalry at that time, which is now Zhang Shaofu, has read Wang Li's "Theory of the Marines" and has arranged the time to lure the enemy to the limit, otherwise he would not have been able to lure and kill Xiang Bo so successfully."

Zhao Kun knew that Wang Li's "Theory of the Marine" was compiled based on his own concept of war data, but he had never read this book, so he did not know the impact of this book.

But when Ma Liang heard that Zhang Han used this book to destroy Xiang Bo, he immediately became interested and wanted to see the contents inside.

However, before he could speak, Wang Li said with some grievance: "My father is really, such an important book has become known to everyone, how can he deal with the enemy in the future!"

"You finally had a little success, so of course your father has to show off..." Ma Liang said bitterly: "It's not like my father, I want to recognize me as my son!"

"It's not a good start to be a good man, you think it's easy!"

Wang Li rolled his eyes and complained: "If you don't say anything else, just say that you are peeing immediately. It's disgusting to think about it."

"But it's all worth it!"

Wang Yan said proudly: "When we were rushing for a long distance, the people from the Dayuezhi royal court were almost scared to death by us!"

"What?" Ma Liang raised his eyebrows: "Did you pee on them?"

"Um?"

When everyone heard Ma Liang's words, they were stunned and reacted for a moment, and suddenly burst into laughter.

Wang Li was almost laughing, and he took the initiative to cooperate and said: "Those Great Yuezhi people probably never dreamed that we would launch a water attack immediately!"

"Hahaha!"

Everyone laughed again.
To be continued...
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