Chapter 94 If I have no money, I can only go to slay the dragon(1/2)
Wang's villa, outside the bedroom door.
"Hey, can you please be gentle?"
Zhao Kun lay on the bed and yelled with a grin on his face.
"I haven't wiped it yet, why are you calling?"
Wang Li held the medicine jar in one hand and the bamboo slices in the other and said dissatisfiedly.
"What are you calling for? You're really hurting me!"
Zhao Kun cursed casually, but suddenly felt something was wrong and chuckled.
But when he smiled like this, the stinging pain in his butt immediately made him grin.
Jiang Chao, who was eating sweet potatoes next to him, saw this, frowned, tilted his head and asked, "How about you let me come?"
"Forget it, you're not as good as him!"
Zhao Kun grinned and complained: "I have been able to carry thirty boards down. If you help me, I feel like my tailbone is about to break!"
After saying that, he waved his hand towards Wang Li and said, "Stop talking nonsense and wipe it quickly!"
Wang Li said "Oh", then scooped up some ointment and helped Zhao Kun wipe the wound.
"ah--"
As soon as he touched the ointment, Zhao Kun let out a scream like a slaughtering pig.
At this time, Wang Ya happened to be eating jujube and passed by outside the room. Hearing the screams, jujube was frightened.
He was stunned for a moment, his face turned red.
He couldn't help but think about it in his mind, and murmured to himself: "This voice seems to belong to Gongzi Kun. Could it be that they..."
Thinking of that indescribable scene, Wang Ya couldn't help but tremble, and she quickly kicked the dates away and ran out of the courtyard.
at the same time.
Wang Li in the room evenly applied the ointment on Zhao Kun's wound and asked Jiang Chao curiously: "Why didn't you scream when you applied the ointment?"
"what is it call?"
"Like he just did!"
Jiang Chao hesitated for a moment, shook his head and said, "I don't want to scream."
Zhao Kun: "......"
Wang Li: “…”
Jiang Chao saw that the atmosphere was a little strange, especially when he saw Zhao Kun saying nothing, and felt that he had said the wrong thing.
So he asked confusedly: "What's wrong?"
"cough……"
Zhao Kun coughed slightly and said awkwardly: "It's nothing, I respect you as a man!"
"Well, I respect you too!"
Wang Li nodded in agreement.
When Jiang Chao heard this, he frowned, hesitated for a moment, and then said "Ah" at the top of his lungs.
"???"
Zhao Kun and Wang Li were confused.
What's happening?
It was just a joke, but you actually mean it!
It’s too easy to make people commit crimes by calling it this way!
Well, I enjoyed it very much.
Ahem, actually teenagers are in the stage of changing their voices. They are fine when they speak normally, but once they open their throats, the tone of their voices changes.
But this is not the point. The point is that just after Jiang Chao finished calling, Wang Bi, Ying Shi, and Wang Ya all appeared at the door.
It turned out that after Wang Ya heard Zhao Kun's cry, the more she thought about it, the more ashamed she felt, so she ran to call Wang Bi and Ying Shi and condemned them.
Wang Bi and Ying Shi, on the other hand, were worried about Zhao Kun's injury, so they followed him to check on him.
So, as soon as the three of them arrived at the door, they were stunned by Jiang Chao's cry.
"..."
In the silent air, Ying was the first to break the embarrassment and asked with a smile: "Kun'er, are you feeling better?"
"Okay, better..."
Zhao Kun twitched the corner of his mouth and answered hesitantly.
The three most embarrassing situations for teenagers are: watching a movie with your brothers in the dormitory and being discovered by the dormitory teacher; going to the cinema together and being spotted by a girl you like; being inseparable and being mistaken for being gay by your parents. Each of these situations is embarrassing.
numb.
Physiological death is just a little bit off, but social death is just up to standard.
They must not have misunderstood... Zhao Kun thought this in his heart, but changed the subject and said: "Tongwuhou, is my father okay?"
good?
What a fart!
I'm almost pissed off by you!
Wang Ben rolled his eyes in his heart and said solemnly: "Your Majesty wants you to reflect on yourself and be more stable these days!"
"Uh... please don't worry about this. In my current situation, I have to be content even if I'm not comfortable!"
Zhao Kun said with a wry smile.
Hearing this, Wang Ben frowned, then walked to Zhao Kun's bed and asked, "Can you get up?"
"it should be OK."
Zhao Kun grinned and tried to stand up.
Wang Ben saw that it was difficult for him to move, so he simply raised his hand to support him, and then said to Wang Li: "Why are you standing there stunned? Why don't you go and pour water for the young master!"
Wang Li was immersed in the embarrassing atmosphere just now. When he heard Wang Ben's shouting, he quickly said "Oh" and went to pour water.
At this time, Mrs. Ying stepped forward and asked, "Master Hou, is Kun'er's injury okay?"
"Thirty sticks are given according to military law. Normal soldiers have to lie down for several days, let alone a boy with tender skin and tender flesh!"
Wang Ben said and glared at Zhao Kun angrily.
"I heard from the imperial doctor that the skin and flesh are open, so I'm afraid it will hurt for a few days, but after applying the medicine, it should be relieved a lot."
"But if I want to fully recover, I'm afraid I need to rest for a month."
"Ah? It takes so long?" Yingshi was surprised and said: "Your Majesty is really cruel!"
Is this cruel?
You don’t know what this kid did!
Wang Ben complained in his heart, but said seriously: "How can you discuss your Majesty's affairs arbitrarily?"
"But……"
Ms. Ying wanted to say something else, but was interrupted by Wang Ben with a wave of his hand: "Okay, go make him a bowl of soup! I still have something to talk about."
Hearing that they were going to talk, Yingshi had no choice but to hold back what she said, and then looked at Zhao Kun: "Kun'er, wait a moment, my aunt will go make soup for you right away!"
"Thank you, auntie."
Zhao Kun smiled and cupped his hands, then watched the Ying mother and daughter leave.
During this period, his eyes stayed on Wang Ya for a few seconds, because he always felt that Wang Ya looked at him in a strange way.
"Is my face dirty?"
Zhao Kun looked at Jiang Chao doubtfully.
Jiang Chao glanced at Wang Bi and shook his head slightly.
Wang Ben frowned and said, "Does it matter whether your face is dirty or not? Your reputation is almost ruined."
Hearing this, Zhao Kun was stunned and asked with a smile: "I am an ordinary prince, why do I need a good reputation?"
"you do not……"
He wanted to say, aren't you ready to rebel?
Doesn’t this rebellion need fame?
But when the words came to his lips, he immediately changed his words and said, "Don't you think about the future?"
Zhao Kun said with a half-smile, "I wonder if what Marquis Tong Wu said will be the same as what I think in the future?"
To be continued...