Chapter 2 The King of Kids(1/2)
Chapter 2 The King of Children
The Aburame family has appeared in many powerful ninjas in the known plots of Tetsumaru. They all wear coats and sunglasses, and their unique and weird insect-killing secret techniques leave a deep impression on people.
The basis of the family's secret technique is parasitic insects, especially the poison of Miao Jiang, which is mysterious and strange.
This has led to a bad relationship between the Aburame family and ordinary villagers. Except for familiar teammates, they are usually kept at a distance.
Moreover, the biggest characteristics of the ninjas in the family are their thin presence and talkativeness, which is terrible.
Aburame Family Survival Rule 1: Never talk to yourself except in your own bedroom.
There might be an Aburora ninja sitting next to you who you have ignored for a long time.
Aburame Family Survival Rule 2: Leave your bedroom and always behave in a manner consistent with your status.
You may have the parasites of one or more Abura kunoichi on you.
Aburame Clan Survival Rule 3: Don’t chat with other Aburame Ninja except family members.
You may arouse the interest of a chatty person and chat with you until you want to die.
What is the first rule of survival for time travellers? It is Gou.
Invisible to everyone, pretend to be an ordinary member, don't stand out, don't attract attention. In the final analysis, time travelers are naturally different and cannot withstand careful observation.
The time traveler is the lurker.
Therefore, time travelers living in the Aburame family are really under a lot of pressure.
It took a full fifty days for Aburame Tetsumaru to gradually tame her body, control her jumping around, and her daily behavior gradually became the same as that of other children.
Aburame Tetsumaru breathed a huge sigh of relief.
However, it was too early for him to worry.
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A group of children were eating noisily. A few older boys huffed and puffed their mouths and shouted, "I'm full."
The boys stood up and ran out. They bumped into a kunoichi at the door and quickly lowered their heads and shouted: "Aunt Sachiko, we've finished eating."
Aburame Sachiko hit each boy on the head so hard that his brains collapsed, and then let them go after the punishment.
With the arrival of the baby boom after the war, the number of children in the Aburame family increased rapidly. During the day, there were more than forty children in the nest house. Aburame Sachiko couldn't take care of them, so she could only let the children over 4 years old be indulged.
Make food for them.
After eating, the children gathered in groups and had fun in the village. The same was true for other children in the village. Currently, there are no public facilities in Konoha Village. For preschool children, they just herd sheep.
Aburame Tetsumaru took her cousins to the edge of the woods, met the other friends, and then swarmed into the woods.
Tiewan caught a few grasshoppers, strung them up with grass stems, and brought them to the reeds by the river.
Tie the grasshopper's belly with a strong string, then throw it into the reeds, drag it out again, repeat this process, and soon catch two greedy frogs.
Then they tied the frog tightly with a finger-thick rope, threw it into the deep water, and then dragged it back. The panicked frog struggled desperately, and the splash attracted underwater predators.
A huge mouth swallowed the frog in one bite, and also swallowed the hook on the back of the frog. The brothers behind Aburame Tetsumaru cheered loudly, I have caught you this time.
I don’t know when a big fish appeared in the deep pool at the bend of the creek, which had a serious impact on the children’s “hunting” plan. I don’t know how many homemade fishhooks and lines were taken away from the boys.
Fishing nets, and even more than one boy was dragged into the water by the huge force, making him miserable.
Especially in the past two months, the activity area of this big fish has expanded from deep water to shallow water, and it has begun to actively attack children.
Fortunately, the water in the shallow water area was only calf-deep and the fishermen involved were all big boys, so no lives were lost.
Among the children living here, there would be no direct descendants of big families, and they had no money or channels to hire ninjas to deal with it, so the children found the king of children, Aburame Tetsumaru.
As a time traveler, the first choice for survival is to be steady. Of course Aburame Tetsumaru wants to be steady in everything. However, the influence of the body of a human cub is too strong at the age of three. Tetsumaru discovered that the so-called taming his body is
Illusion, he couldn't control himself at the critical moment.
He struggled, he tried, and he failed.
Eight months ago, his four-year-old cousin Aburame Shio provoked him in the nest house. Aburame Tetsumaru thought about who Shio's father was, who his grandfather was, and what the worst consequences would be after the fight.
However, before his brain could figure out these messy things, he had already used his headbutt to flatten the nose of his cousin, who was half a head taller than him, and then used his fist to punch the eye socket more than a dozen times, creating a living, crying...
panda.
The most terrifying thing is that he is already riding on the belly of his chubby cousin, and he asks proudly: "Are you convinced? Are you convinced?"
Every time you ask, you will get a mouthpiece, until the big boy doesn't even dare to cry.
After regaining control of the situation with his adult will, he found himself surrounded by relatives. The embarrassment, confusion, and feeling at a loss in the face of social death were outrageous.
Two days later, Zhixiong's biological brother, the five-year-old oil girl Zhijie, came to teach the villain who bullied his brother. He was thrown into ashes by iron pills, kicked in the crotch, and punched in the eye three times, and ended up in the hospital.
Another day later, in front of the parents of both parties, Tetsuwan slapped Shixiong for the second time, and one of his front teeth was knocked out with his forehead. Of course, besides feeling uncontrollable embarrassment again, he enjoyed the whole night from
My father's meal was fried meat with bamboo shoots and two chicken drumsticks as an extra.
I really have to thank the ninjas for their educational views which are very different from those of Blue Star. Otherwise, who knows where they would be sent to be disciplined.
I can't remember the name of the boy who beat up the Inuzuka family six months ago.
Four months ago, Uchiha Mine, the Uchiha, was blinded by him with dirt and inserted into his eyes. Facing a circle of adult pinkeyes who were watching, he actually shouted: "I will give you a pair of Sharingan."
In the next twenty days, Aburame Tetsumaru gave more than a dozen Uchiha boys red eyes, and was beaten severely several times himself.
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No matter how much he swore beforehand or how much he regretted afterwards, he just couldn't control his aggressiveness and quarrelsomeness. The more times he did this, the more he became the king of children.
In the end I had to accept my fate.
After fighting like this, Aburame Tetsumaru became the recognized king of children. A king has obligations. If his little brother is bullied by a fish, Aburame Tetsumaru will stand up and deal with it.
The way to deal with such a big fish is to catch it and eat it. For a time traveler who came from a big foodie empire, this natural thought made a large group of younger brothers confused and excited about it.
After three days of observation, the Aburame Iron Pill was hooked and went smoothly.
It seems that this fish is living too freely. The boys had been unable to do anything to it with the previous hooks, and it has developed the habit of not being afraid of people. This is why it will actively attack humans and bite the hook without even testing it.
Aburame Tetsumaru smiled: "My hook is no ordinary hook."
He pulled hard on a thin rope wrapped around the rope that tied the frog, breaking open a slip knot at the end of the rope. The special fishhook bound by the knot bounced from a straight shape to a cross shape, with all four points pierced.
The big fish was completely stuck in its mouth.
The painful big fish struggled desperately, but before setting the hook, Aburame Tetsumaru tied the middle part of the rope to the tree. This was a very elastic tree, very much like a fishing rod.
Aburame Tetsumaru finally tied the tail of the rope to the trunk of a big tree as a final insurance. This was a big tree that could be surrounded by five children holding hands.
A big fish can bring down several boys, but can it also bring down a resilient tree? If this big fish has the ability to bring down this tree, or even the last safe tree, Aburame Tetsumaru swears that he will definitely bring it down.
The boys walked around it.
Watching the big fish and the tree compete, Aburame Tetsumaru and the boys retreated temporarily. The human physical endurance in the ninja world is beyond normal, and the endurance of animals is better, and some are struggling.
The boys dug out bird's nests, dug holes in trees, fished for fish and insects, dug for wild potato roots, and finally gathered by the stream.
They buried bird eggs and wild potatoes in the soil, lit bonfires on them, grilled fish, birds, and insects on the bonfires, all because the children lacked oil and water in their bellies.
After the war, Konoha ushered in a baby boom, but the confrontation between the five major ninja villages did not ease, and small-scale conflicts intensified.
Things like military conflicts can stimulate the economy at first, but they will soon become destructive to the economy, causing material shortages and rising prices. The consequences of rising prices first affect orphans, then children from low-income families, and now they affect ninja families.
Children in Ye Village generally don't have enough to eat.
So the boys gave the food to younger children and girls, and went in groups to collect food. Although these so-called wild lands were owned by owners, no ninja clan would talk much at this time.
If Konoha is like this, other ninja villages must be even more serious.
But the conflict cannot stop, and we even need to prepare for war, and the ninja school needs to expand its enrollment.
Four years ago, when the war came to an end, the last moment was also the climax and the most brutal stage of the war.
At that time, the students in the ninja school of Konoha Village became an important new force. Although their quality and combat strength were slightly insufficient, especially the students who graduated early were much worse than the newcomers of Sand Ninja and Mist Ninja. They were easily dismissed by others.
Hit two.
But if Kiri Nin or Sunagakure adds one genin who can fight, Konoha can add ten rookies who can't fight.
In the final stage of the war, Konoha relied on its abundant manpower and one family to suppress three families, and achieved the final victory.
After the armistice, ninja schools were established in ninja villages to train civilian ninjas on a large scale.
This year, civilian ninjas from the five major ninja villages began to graduate, and the number of ninjas increased rapidly. However, the total number of tasks did not change, and the ninja villages had to pay for their own support.
Coupled with the bottomless pit of the arms race, the economic situation of each ninja village gradually became difficult.
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The boys ate various kinds of meat and wild potatoes to soothe their stomachs, and then watched Aburame Tetsumaru fish with great anticipation.
When the method is correct, the fishing process seems to be smooth. The fight between the big fish and the big tree ends in the big tree winning.
The big fish was so tired that it splashed feebly in the water. It struggled weakly from time to time, and was dragged to the shallow water by the boys.
Aburame Tetsumaru took four big boys into the shallow water, each carrying three sharpened bamboo spears.
Four or five meters away, Aburame Tetsumaru raised his bamboo spear and shouted: "Ready, throw!"
Hit two.
"Come again, raise the bamboo spear, prepare, throw!"
"One more time, prepare, vote!"
Aburame Tetsumaru carefully observed the big fish, and after confirming that the hit effect caused the big fish to completely lose its ability to resist, he turned around and ordered the boy on the shore: "Okay, everyone pull up as hard as you can."
The big fish dragged ashore was dead, but its body was still twitching under the control of nerve reflexes. The boys cheered around the big fish and Aburame Tetsumaru, feeling like they had won the battle.
The child king's throne is consolidated +1.
Aburame Tetsumaru couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh. Just now, his movements in the water seemed, seemed, probably... to imitate Vladimir's majestic wave.
Oh, hurry up and grow up, children's bodies are really terrible.
To be continued...