Chapter Thirty-Seven: Stabbing the Fatty
The carriage carrying Liu Heng passed through the majestic Xuanwu Gate, passed through the endless streets, and arrived at the gateway to Dayue Capital.
As soon as Liu Heng thought about leaving the capital, he was about to welcome the heroic world and places with different styles, and of course, there would also be charming 'hehehe'.
Thinking of this, Liu Heng lowered his head and looked at his second brother, and whispered quietly: "Second brother, I have wronged you for so many years. It's not the eldest brother's fault. I promise you that when the time comes, I will take care of you."
See the world, smell the sea, and try fresh seafood like abalone."
The old cow in the car was speechless: ...Who the hell is this person? He is a hungry ghost.
Although Yang Qi, who was sitting in the passenger seat, had been tortured for a long time, he was speechless. He thought:...
Gao Qing, who was driving the carriage, oh sorry, his level is too low and he didn’t know anything about it.
The voice of the system appeared again at the right time and said: "Master host, the word sex is like a knife to the head, wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines, and sex is a spiritual demon."
The system continued: "Master host, read to me, on the first page of the sword manual, forget your sweetheart; on the second page of the sword manual, swing the sword to cut off the mortal world; on the third page of the sword manual, cut off the soul of infatuation; on the fourth page of the sword manual, the sword
The sword kills the God of Love...the last page of the sword manual, no love is a god."
Liu Heng thought:...
Liu Heng, who was crazily indoctrinated by the system, silently lowered his head and said to his second brother: "Look, second brother, it's not that the eldest brother is incompetent, but the eldest brother is surrounded by villains who always limit his love for you.
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Lao Niu:......
Yang Qi:……
At this time, Gao Qing stopped the carriage and said to Liu Heng in the carriage: "Your Highness, would you like to come down and take another look at the capital?"
Liu Heng, whose mind was full of sword manuals, scolded him angrily: "Look, look, what are you looking at? I've been looking at it for so many years. It's not like I won't come back. Let's go, immediately, immediately, leave the city, leave."
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Gao Qing, who was scolded, said well and continued to drive the carriage out of the city.
The bored Liu Heng was sitting on the carriage and was bored. So, he asked the old cow next to him: "Manager, who gave you this name? It's so random."
Lao Niu replied respectfully: "Your Highness, the name of this slave was obtained by Concubine Zheng first."
Liu Heng immediately became interested and asked: "First Concubine Zheng? Is it the Concubine Zheng who died of depression due to the death of my emperor's grandfather? There is an idiom called "deep love between husband and wife" after their death, right? "
Lao Niu replied: "Yes, Your Highness, there is nothing wrong."
Liu Heng's face showed confusion, and he asked strangely: "Why did Mrs. Zheng give you this name?"
Lao Niu replied vaguely: "Your Highness, I don't know this either. Princess Zheng may have thought that Lao Niu was weak when he was young, so she gave him a cheap name so that he could be raised easily."
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Live."
Liu Heng was still confused and continued to inquire further: "Then you have become one of the four eunuchs around my father. Have you never thought about choosing another name?"
Lao Niu sighed and said: "I am already used to this name. I can't even remember my last name before I entered the palace. I don't want to change it, and I don't know what to change it to."
Liu Heng replied: "Okay." After saying that, he felt that something was not right. Suddenly, he had an idea, thought of something, and said: "General manager..."
As soon as he finished speaking, the carriage stopped again.
The carriage drove all morning and noon, and stopped one after another. He was very angry. He asked loudly: "Gao Qing, what the f*ck is wrong again? Can you still drive the carriage well? If you can't do it, let others do it."
Damn it, this damn guy has been walking for a long time and has just left the capital."
Gao Qing, who heard Liu Heng's angry scolding, felt aggrieved and replied aggrievedly: "Your Highness, our carriage was blocked again."
When Liu Heng got the news that the carriage was blocked by someone again, he was immediately furious. He immediately came out, jumped off the carriage, and saw who was blocking the traffic.
Lao Niu saw Liu Heng get off the carriage, and got off the carriage immediately after him.
After Liu Heng got out of the car, he saw Yang Qi confronting a strong man of about the same height and a thick waist. The most distinctive feature was that his two arms were extremely thick, visually speaking, his waist was not inferior to his, and he was holding a pair of halberds.
When the strong man saw Liu Heng jump out of the carriage, he immediately said: "My name is Tian Riguang..."
Before the strong man could explain his purpose, Liu Heng interrupted, took a few steps forward and said, "Your name is Tian Riguang, and I'm called Zhao Ritian. Do you know who I am? How dare you block me?"
car."
After Liu Heng finished speaking, Lao Niu pulled Liu Heng's sleeves and protected him behind his back, guarding against the sudden attack of the strong man opposite him, because his six senses told him that the strong man opposite him was a master, slightly stronger than Liu Heng.
Yang Qi.
Hearing Liu Heng's words, the strong man scratched the back of his head in confusion and said: "Your name is Zhao Ritian, you are not the person I want to wait for. That's not right. His Highness the Crown Prince told me that I met a car carrying a bald man with a hateful appearance and a frail man."
The carriage with the silver wax gun head can wait for the person I want to wait for."
Yang Qi thought: ...it’s just that the veins on his hands are popping up.
Gao Qing, on the other hand, was not that good at cultivating qi, so he directly yelled and cursed: "wc, you short-legged pig, why are you spewing feces in your mouth?"
When Yang Qi heard the word 'dwarf pig', he was calm on the surface, but there were a few more veins popping up on his hands. The scabbard in his hand felt the great strength. If he could speak, he would definitely say:
Damn it, who said that? You drew your sword and stabbed someone. Why did you pinch me? I provoked someone.
Lao Niu thought to himself: I really want to laugh, but I can’t
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, I have to hold back, after all, we have to work together in the future, and His Highness is still around, so I must hold back.
Liu Heng thought to himself: wc, this big brother 6666 is really a national level hate-mongering athlete. Gao Qing also has a damn brush, hit him, hit him quickly, I am waiting to be eaten.
The strong man Tian Riguang held the two halberds and cursed angrily with red eyes: "Do you dare to challenge me to a duel with your silver wax spear head?"
At this time, Liu Heng, as the host, had to come out to mediate with regret, and said melancholy: "Tian Riguang, it was the eldest brother who asked you to come. If nothing else, the person you have to wait for is me."
The strong man Tian Riguang heard his answer and asked doubtfully: "Isn't your name Zhao Ritian?"
Liu Heng was amused by Tian Riguang's words. He couldn't hold back anymore and said out of breath: "Zhao Ritian hahahaha... This name is just to tease you, hahahaha... My name is Liu Heng, hahahaha."
...The thirteenth prince of Dai Viet is also the acting king." In view of this strong man's IQ, Liu Heng had to give his information as completely and clearly as possible.
The strong man Tian Riguang immediately dropped his posture, stepped forward and bowed and said: "Your Highness, your name is Tian Riguang. His Highness the Crown Prince sent me to protect you Zhou Quan."
Yang Qi was no longer silent, and spoke: "I will protect His Highness Quan Quan, and I don't need you."
Tian Riguang cast a look of contempt and said disdainfully: "Just you? Are you bald?"
Yang Qi couldn't bear it anymore and pulled out the sword.
Tian Riguang reacted immediately and assumed an offensive stance with both halberds.
Liu Heng said regretfully once again: "Okay, okay, it's getting late. Stop making trouble and hurry up. If there are any problems that cannot be resolved, it won't be too late for us to solve them at the next place."
When Yang Qi heard Liu Heng's mediation, he had no choice but to put away his sword.
After Tian Riguang heard Liu Heng's mediation, he lowered his posture and said, "Your Highness, we may not be able to leave yet, there is a fat man waiting for you." After saying that, he pointed to a carriage not far away.
When the fat man on the carriage saw that the matter had been resolved, he ran over and said: "My name is Ma Xiao, and I am the original ruler Su Zuobei. I have come to pay homage to His Highness. I hope His Highness will accept you."
When Liu Heng saw the fat man in front of him, he was speechless and thought to himself: Have I stabbed the fat man's nest today? So many fat men have defected to me. He said calmly: "Okay, Ma Xiao, I will accept you."
It’s getting late, let’s talk on the way.”
Ma Xiao replied: "Here."
Liu Heng commanded and said: "Tian Riguang, get in Ma Xiao's car, and Ma Xiao's car will follow. Everyone else remains unchanged, everyone returns to their respective positions, let's go."
"Here!"
Chapter completed!