Chapter 74: The Fly and the Beggar
The county magistrate and the county magistrate have arrived at the gate of the county government office, tidying up their clothes and waiting for the arrival of the inspector.
Waiting and waiting, waiting and waiting, it is getting dark, the moon has already risen above the willow branches, and the inspector has not yet arrived at the county government office.
The county magistrate became suspicious and asked the county magistrate: "County magistrate, did you make a mistake? The inspector didn't come to Jingyu at all?"
The county magistrate replied uncertainly: "No, my official seal has obviously fluctuated. Except for the patrol envoys who come to our place, who else will come back. Even the Hu tribe will not take a second look at our ruined place.
Yes, after all, we are poorer here than they are there."
The county magistrate agreed with the county magistrate's statement and said with certainty: "That's right."
He then thought of another possibility and asked, "Xian Cheng, do you think there is such a possibility?"
The county magistrate replied: "Your Majesty, I am all ears to listen to you."
The county magistrate paused, composed his words and said, "Could it be that the inspector is dissatisfied with our work, so he is deliberately leaving us alone?"
The county magistrate thought for a moment and said: "This possibility is still there, but it may be more serious."
The county magistrate asked: "How to say?"
The county magistrate smoothed his beard on his chin and replied with a look of wisdom: "The inspector came to Jingyu County for a private visit incognito. When he saw that the people's livelihood here was declining and the people's lives were difficult, he would definitely think that the county here is poor.
The corruption and corruption, the violation of the law, and the laziness in government have led to the decline of people's livelihood and poverty here."
County magistrate:……
The county magistrate retorted: "Why must it be the county magistrate who is corrupt and perverting the law? It can't be the county magistrate?"
The county magistrate showed an "idiot" look, glanced at the county magistrate, and replied: "The county magistrate is the head of a place and one parent. If the county magistrate is not corrupt and perverts the law, who else can it be? The county magistrate can make people's livelihood in a place better.
Withering? Even if he has that heart, can he still have such great power?"
The county magistrate was speechless.
After a while, the county magistrate called out to Qu: "My conscience, I have never been corrupt or bend the law. When I came here, this place was even worse and poorer than it is now. Besides, I come from a noble family, so you can see
Are you going to buy three melons and two dates from this shabby place?"
The county magistrate calmly replied: "Your Majesty, it's useless for you to tell your subordinates. If the inspector really thinks so, then
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There is nothing we can do." After saying that, he spread his hands and shrugged, showing an innocent expression, indicating that he was helpless.
The county magistrate was frightened by the county magistrate, and now he looked like he was about to cry without tears.
He immediately ordered: "Find Mr. He for help."
He Baotou received the summons from the county magistrate and hurried over. He raised his hands to greet the county magistrate and the county magistrate respectively: "The county magistrate, the county magistrate."
The county magistrate directly ordered: "Why arrest the leader? The inspector has come to our Jingyu County. Go and check and find out where the inspector is now."
He Patou cupped his hands and replied: "Don't worry, Lord County, I will go right now."
The county magistrate nodded slightly.
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Back in the afternoon, Liu Heng, who was mistaken by the county magistrate and the county magistrate for being an inspector, entered the city and led everyone to the only inn in the county.
After setting up the room, Liu Heng took Lao Niu to the door of his own room. When he opened the door, dust fell down and filled the room.
"Cough, cough, cough" Liu Heng covered his nose with one hand and fanned the dust in front of him with the other hand.
Lao Niu entered the room first, opened the window, and dispersed the dust.
After the dust was no longer so heavy, Liu Heng complained: "Oh, this is the only shabby inn in this shabby place."
While shaking the quilt, Lao Niu comforted Liu Heng and said, "Sir, please bear with me. It's not easy to go out."
Liu Heng snorted coldly and said: "MD, all the chief officials here deserve to die. How can they manage the place like this? Even if a pig is sitting in the position of county magistrate, the level of governance will not be worse than this.
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Lao Niu chuckled and said nothing more.
Liu Heng urged Lao Niu and said: "Steward, please hurry up and tidy up. After finishing the tidying up, we can go to work. The person who works is the soul of the rice. Only by doing the rice can you get the best. If I don't work for a day, I seem to have no energy."
Lao Niu replied: "Right away, Master." After saying that, he increased the frequency of shaking the quilt.
After everyone was done, Liu Heng took everyone to the street to find food.
As he walked, he said: "There are very few beggars on this street. Is this fucking county magistrate filled with shit? There are not even fucking beggars."
Everyone was a little puzzled by what Liu Heng said, but only Tian Riguang
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He was more upright and asked directly: "Sir, isn't it a good thing to have fewer beggars? I remember that there were a lot of beggars in so-and-so's hometown, and so-and-so's common people were scolding the government behind their backs... emmm... for not doing anything, yes, not doing anything.
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Liu Heng looked back at Tian Riguang, and then at the puzzled expressions of everyone. He explained: "Social groups like beggars usually appear in relatively wealthy places, because only in this way can they ask for food and continue to get something for nothing.
, just like a fly in the toilet encountering poop. Just imagine, if there is no poop where a fly is, will it stay where it is?"
Tian Riguang turned into a compliment and immediately replied: "Sir, I know this. If there is no shit, the flies will definitely fly away and will not stay where they are."
When Ma Xiao heard Tian Riguang's answer, he rolled his eyes and was speechless.
But Liu Heng didn't care, he showed a cheerful smile, uttered disgusting words, and said: "So, if there is no shit, the fly will definitely starve to death if it is left where it is, and can only fly away. This fly
The attribute of being a beggar is the attribute of this social group.”
Xiao Yu: What a fucking disgusting person. We all know it already. Who is not stupid? Just stop talking about it. You have to tell us whether we will have dinner soon.
Gao Qing:……
Ma Xiao:......
Lao Niu:......
Tian Riguang chuckled, showing a proud smile that said he had the same views as the young master.
Yang Qi showed no fluctuations and was not affected by Liu Heng at all. Don't ask him why, just ask because he is used to it.
Used to it.
Already.
After walking around Jingyu County, Liu Heng said, "Let's go to that bar. We'll eat there in the evening. After walking around, there are more people there."
Liu Heng walked into the wine shop, found an empty seat and sat down, and said loudly: "Young man, what delicious food do you have here?"
The waiter who was serving food to others responded loudly: "Sir, we only have cooked pork and cooked donkey meat here, nothing else."
Liu Heng placed the order loudly and said: "Then you give me pork and donkey meat, twenty kilograms each to pad my belly, and bring me some wine to rinse my mouth."
The boy replied: "Okay, sir, please wait a moment."
Chapter completed!