Chapter 264 Guijin
Chapter 264 Guijin
Adhering to the principle that it is a bastard to not take advantage of it, in the evening, Zhang Xiu took the free physical examination coupons that Ao Xue had eaten and brought Yang Jian and Jigong to the security hall.
Seeing Zhang Xiu bringing two "patients" to the door, Xu Xian was overjoyed and greeted him enthusiastically and said, "Young Master Zhang, please sit for a while, and I will diagnose your friends!"
As he said that, he stared at the red line between Yang Jian’s eyebrows for a while, took out a knife and said, “Young master, there should be a ball of flesh on your eyebrows. I’ll help you take it out!”
Yang Jian instantly glared at Xu Xian and said, "..."
That's my eyes!!
Jigong laughed and shook his fan and said, "Little doctor, you must be able to take out the balls between his eyebrows and the monk pays for the medical expenses."
Xu Xian turned to Jigong and said, "Master, the sequelae of your stroke is quite serious. After I cut the meat ball, I will amputate your shoulder."
Jigong: "!!!"
Not to mention whether he had a stroke, is it necessary to treat the sequelae of the stroke?
Bai Suzhen walked out with a desperate look on her face and said weakly: "Doctor Xu, it's dark, it's easy to get dangerous if you can't see clearly during surgery. Why not talk about it tomorrow."
She had already recognized Yang Jian and Jigong. If she didn't come forward to explain, it would probably be Xu Xian who had surgery on them, but these two immortals were going to use her, the snake demon who opened a clinic to "kill money"!
Xu Xian frowned and said, "Miss Bai, we open a clinic, how can we drive out patients? If this continues, how can we open this clinic?"
Niu Tou and Horse Face were wearing an official robe. When he saw Zhang Xiu, he immediately shouted in surprise: "City God, you finally remember me. The villain misses you so much!"
Li San wanted to swallow it, but he couldn't breathe. It was thick and sticky, which could block his throat. He then took a breath, and then his mouth was full of blockage. When he was so angry that he couldn't breathe, he swallowed. After a long time, he could no longer bear it. He heard the footsteps of someone walking outside the door, and the woman let go and left in a hurry.
"Doctor Xu, look at my brother!"
"Listen to this description, it seems like he has swallowed Guijin. He is still stained with a trace of demonic energy. I think this female ghost is also the work of the demon."
After taking Niwan, the patient's bulging belly disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye and his breathing became smoother.
Jigong stood there and said resentfully: "I want to go with you, but this little doctor has to let me go first."
Yang Jian snorted: "As long as I see it, she can't run away. I don't believe that ghosts can run faster than somersault clouds."
The patient's abdomen was bulging high, his breathing was very rapid, he looked like he couldn't breathe, and he opened his mouth and couldn't speak.
Li San finished talking about what he encountered during the day, and his voice trembled: "I'm a hell..."
Xu Xian: "..."
Zhang Xiu pondered for a while, took out the City God Seal, and summoned the cow head and horse face.
Soon, Xu Xian helped the patient to pour the medicine into his mouth. The patient's face suddenly twisted, he opened his mouth and spit out something like egg white. He lay on the edge of the bed and retching for a few times, and finally woke up completely.
Zhang Xiu smiled and said, "Actually, there are tricks to open a clinic. I have opened a clinic before and I have a lot of experience to teach you."
Niu Tou and Horse Face were stunned for a moment, then took out a booklet and looked through it. After a while, he closed the booklet and said, "Go back to the City God, there is such a female ghost here, but this female ghost is quite cunning and seems to be able to sense danger in advance. She ran away before she could see the fool. We have not caught her yet."
The patient's name is Li San. After finishing the farm work during the day, he lay in bed to rest.
Yang Jian looked at the patient a few times and said, "He has a heavy yin energy in his body and needs to be excreted as soon as possible."
"Isn't this the first prize in the daytime steamed bun competition that won the first prize? Don't panic first, lie the patient flat on the bed!"
Xu Xian immediately came back to his senses and asked Li Er to put the patient on the bed and examine him for his health.
As long as you persist, you will soon find that you are paying more money every day, and gradually the clinic will not be able to open."
Bai Suzhen was helpless. If possible, I would like to close the clinic now...
Zhang Xiu frowned and said, "If she had this skill, it would be really hard to catch her."
Zhang Xiu nodded and asked, "Niutao and Horse Face, has a black and fat erotic female ghost appeared in Qiantang County recently?"
Jigong nodded, rubbed a mud ball, and stuffed it into the patient's mouth.
The patient's face was filled with a hint of fright, and he stammered.
As he said that, he grabbed the medicinal herbs and decocted the medicine aside.
Zhang Xiu said patiently: "Based on my experience, in addition to finding a doctor with excellent medical skills to sit in the hall, the medicinal materials should also be strictly controlled. All medicinal materials in the world must be complete, and every patient should be treated as their own relatives.
Xu Xian was full of confusion and started to spit out a lot of complaints. A man with coarse cloth clothes and strong looks walked in with a young man with a dish-like face on his back.
Xu Xian suddenly showed a surprised expression and sincerely asked for advice: "Young Master Zhang, what are the tips for opening a clinic?"
Xu Xian diagnosed his pulse and frowned and said, "Brother Li, what have your brother eaten today? His symptoms do not look like poisoning, nor do they seem to have eaten food that has become bad, but he definitely ate something he shouldn't have eaten."
Only then did Zhang Xiu remember that there were few people in the world who were faster than Yang Jian. He smiled and said, "Then I'll trouble my second cousin, Master Daoji, let's catch ghosts!"
The woman's hair was as loose as a basket of grass, with her hair hanging down and covering her face. She walked to the bed and split her hair with her hands, revealing her face, she was fat and black.
Li San was very scared and wanted to escape. The woman suddenly jumped onto the bed, hugged his head tightly, and kissed him, and used her tongue to send saliva to his mouth. It was as cold as ice, and gradually flowed to her throat.
In a daze, he saw a woman walking out of the wall.
What I want is not the trick to fail to open a clinic!
Xu Xian asked him to rinse his mouth with clean water and asked, "Brother, what did you eat?"
Xu Xian suddenly realized, "It turned out to be Yin Qi, I will boil it for him to take a dose of ginseng and reed soup."
As he said that, he looked at Xu Xian with a depressed look on his face.
Zhang Xiu turned around and saw Xu Xian grabbing Jigong's arm with excitement, and rubbing the nickel balls evenly on his arm, and his skin was rubbing red...
Zhang Xiu: "@#¥%¥#@..."
With this skillful bathing technique, if Xu Xian changed his career to open a bathing pool, he would have become rich long ago...
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!