On earth, anyone who likes to listen to cross talk knows the name "Universal Brand Cigarettes". It is a work of a generation of cross talk master Ma Ji at the 1983 Spring Festival Gala. It can be said to be the cornerstone of the TV cross talk era.

In this world, the joke "Universe Brand Cigarettes" did not appear.

Uncle Qian said with a smile: "Listening to this name, it is quite exaggerated!"

Zhang Xiao smiled and said: "These days, if you want to get involved in this circle, how can you not be exaggerated?"

"That's right!" Uncle Qian nodded.

Seeing Zhang Xiao talking and laughing with him like this without any nervousness, Uncle Qian finally felt a lot more relieved.

On the stage at this time, Xiao Yueyue started to talk about Zhang Xiao, looked at Sun Yue with a mysterious face and said: "A big thing happened in our Deyunju today, do you know?"

Sun Yue shook her head and said, "I don't know, what's the matter?"

"We have an extra boss above us!"

"I'll go, it's true or false, you can't talk nonsense about this!"

"It's absolutely true. After Master told me, I picked up the bench and wanted to repair that person."

"Then what?"

"After I saw the man pass by, I put the stool down again."

"Why?"

"Because I can't beat him, it's so embarrassing!"

"So powerful? That's really not possible. You can find a few more brothers to go with you!"

"No, even if all of us in Deyunju go away, we still won't be his opponent."

"Hey, he's so awesome. I really want to see him. Why don't you let him come out and have a look?"

Xiao Yueyue raised his finger and pointed to the backstage and asked: "Did you hear that? My brother Sun comes out to you. Humph, I still don't believe it. With my brother Sun being such a heavyweight player, I won't kill you!"

"Really? Then I want to try it!" Zhang Xiao walked out as he said this.

The moment he came out, the whole place was in an uproar.

"Here I go, am I right? Is this Xiao Shen?"

"Why did he get to the stage?"

"Could it be said that Xiao Shen and De Yunju cooperated?"

After everyone discussed it, applause and cheers resounded throughout the studio.

Zhang Xiao walked to the stage, first bowed his hands to everyone, then looked back at Sun Yue and asked: "Teacher Sun, are you looking for me?"

Sun Yue staggered and said tremblingly: "No, that's right, I just want to...ask you, are you thirsty? I'll get you some water!"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter.

When Guo Xiaogang, who was watching from the side, saw this, he slapped his thigh fiercely and said: "This is a good pause, all the baggage comes out at once."

Zhang Xiao on the stage said: "Comrades, why are our products so popular among the masses? The main reason is that we have done a good job!"

"We have a slogan called Users First, Quality First, Sales First. How can we maintain our sales?"

"We just...hey, we change brands often, every three days."

It was another well-timed pause and turn, and once again received applause from the audience.

There were also many cross talk experts in the audience, and they started talking about it.

"Xiao Shen is amazing!"

"I didn't expect that Xiao Shen actually knew cross talk."

"This is more than just understanding. His level is also very high. Apart from Lao Guo and Uncle Qian, I am afraid that the disciples in Deyunju are not as good as him."

“···”

Zhang Xiao's performance got better and better, and he began to have more troubles.

"It turns out that the one we produce is called 'Dung Beetle'. Although the brand is not loud enough, it has a strong hometown flavor. But later we looked through the instructions and found out that the dung beetle is a dung beetle, rolling a ball of dung.

Damn it, do you think this brand won’t stink?”

"Hahaha!"

"I'm laughing so hard!"

The audience burst into laughter.

"It stinks, right? Let's change the brand right away. We changed it to the 'Pan Tao brand', which means that smoking a pack of my Pan Tao cigarettes will make you immortal!"

"Later, some smokers even made up a jingle for us, 'Pan peach, flat peach, you can't light it if you don't work hard.'"

After Zhang Xiao said this, the audience burst into laughter again, with frequent laughter.

"This brand smells bad again. When it smells bad, we continue to change it. We changed it to 'Beauty Brand' cigarettes."

"For beautiful women, just draw a big girl on the cigarette box, a graceful lady with handsome features and gorgeous clothes. She is holding a small leather bag in her left hand and a cigarette in her right hand."

"This is called a fair lady competing with the gods. She doesn't like red clothes... she loves cigarettes."

Zhang Xiao made a gesture like a beautiful woman, picked up a cigarette and put it to his ear, which once again caused the audience to burst into laughter.

Guo Xiaogang's disciples were already standing at the door of the backstage, their faces full of admiration.

Zhang Xiao's level of cross talk is simply incredible.

"The name of this cigarette is difficult for everyone to agree on, and as a result, the brand has become stinky, but we believe that Universe Brand will maintain her youthfulness."

"What's going on? This brand is so loud, Universe, Universe, a newbie in cigarettes."

"We use Universe brand cigarettes to open up our new era and create our new situation."

"Okay~"

After the preliminary preparations, almost every word Zhang Xiao said became a burden, and it was difficult for the audience not to laugh.

"Let me tell you this, our Universe brand cigarettes have mainly adopted the second measure. If we want to expand sales, we must create public opinion for Universe brand cigarettes."

"Promote Universe brand cigarettes to become a household name, known to all women and children, suitable for all ages, and a must-have for everyone. Let it enter your life and become the first of the three major elements of your life."

"If you don't smoke my Universe brand cigarettes, you won't have a happy family!"

"If you don't smoke my Universe brand cigarettes, you young man won't be able to find a partner!"

"If you don't smoke my Universe brand cigarettes, your students will not be able to get into college."

(This is how the cross talk lines were written at that time. The author still advises everyone to smoke less, and it is best not to smoke. It not only hurts the lungs, but also hurts money.)

“···”

"We, the Universe brand cigarettes, have a long history, rich experience, complete equipment, and first-class technology. Please remember our mobile phone number: one push six two five, and our phone number: three seven twenty one."

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha~"

The whole place was completely ignited by Zhang Xiao's wonderful performance. Everyone was laughing so hard that many people even cried with laughter.

"Stop applauding, the smoke has been extinguished."

"Hey, why can't I light it?" Zhang Xiao used a lighter to light the tampered cigarette, but he couldn't light it.

One audience member shouted: "That's fake!"

Zhang Xiao raised his head and said: "Who said it was fake? I can't light a cigarette. It's because there's a bit of humidity here, and there's also a problem with the lighter."

"You said this lighter, they also care about the quality, but the flames are so bright that you can't light a cigarette!"

"Hahaha~"
Chapter completed!