"What's it called?"

"Zhen Jian!"

"You are trying to compare yourself to Hao Jian!"

The mention of Zhang Xiao's name once again amused the audience.

"What? I can't hear clearly. I'm washing dates. Come and tell me!" Mary shouted at the top of her lungs.

When Zhang Xiao heard this, he immediately looked helpless.

"Ah ha ha ha!!!" Seeing Zhang Xiao's appearance, the audience burst into laughter again.

"Oh, I won't go there yet!"

"You are really good at timing. Just in time, I just washed the dates." At this time, Mary came out with a plate of dates.

Zhang Xiao was immediately relieved when he saw this, and said happily: "Ah, boss, it turns out you are washing edible red dates!"

Mary put down the fruit plate and said in surprise: "Zhen Jian, why are you here so late?"

Zhang Xiao explained: "Are you promoting me to be the lobby manager? That's it, my wife has to ask me to send you a fruit basket, hahaha!"

"Thank you, thank you!" Mary saw Zhang Xiaoxiao's fruit basket, picked it up with one finger, and said with a look of disgust: "Oh, are you exhausted from carrying this little fruit basket?"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience laughed again.

Zhang Xiao waved his hand and said with a smile: "It's okay. I just take two steps and rest two steps. I'm not tired."

Mary looked at her watch and said, "Zhen Jian, that's it. You've been here a lot today, and my ex-husband is coming soon. I'm afraid it will cause unnecessary misunderstandings. You understand!"

Zhang Xiao immediately said: "Yes, I understand, I won't delay you two."

Mary was very happy when she heard this, and walked quickly to the door to see Zhang Xiao out.

Who knew that Zhang Xiao said: "But you said there is still a misunderstanding, I just want to ask you to speak loudly, you said that our hotel has seven waiters, why did you promote me to the lobby manager?"

Mary asked back: "What? Is the probability very low?"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience was immediately amused.

Mary continued: "Don't you still know why I want to promote you?"

Zhang Xiao swallowed and said: "I...sometimes I am clear and sometimes I am confused."

Mary said: "Don't I just fall in love with you?"

"Woo~~~" The audience didn't mind the excitement and started cheering along.

Zhang Xiao said: "Boss, let me tell you, you don't have to say anything. If you want to do the first three things, I really have to delay you for a while."

Mary said: "Oh my god, Zhen Jian, why are you still sitting down?"

"No, look, Zhen Jian, my ex-husband is coming soon. He caught us in the middle of the night. Isn't it a little inappropriate?"

Zhang Xiao sat on the sofa and picked up a jujube. While eating it, he said, "How can we still catch you? If I eat two of your jujubes, will you catch me?"

Mary looked at the watch on her hand and said, "Zhen Jian, look at this time, are we all sleeping instead?"

"Hahaha!"

"I'm going!"

"Now I really can't wash myself off even if I jump into the Yellow River."

When the audience heard this, they immediately burst into laughter.

Zhang Xiao continued: "When did this happen? When did we sleep together?"

Mary said: "Let me tell you the truth, I won't keep you tonight."

Zhang Xiao looked sad and said: "Did you ever let me stay one night? I'm not the boss. What you said today was so shocking. I ask you to answer me seriously, what is the relationship between the two of us?"

Mary covered her forehead with her hands and said helplessly: "Zhen Jian, if you really can't bear to leave, then wait until my ex-husband leaves and then come back after that, okay?"

"Hahaha!"

"good!"

Seeing that this misunderstanding is getting bigger and bigger, the applause at the scene was so intense!

Comments in the live broadcast room also sprung up like mushrooms after a rain.

"This skit by Xiao Shen is absolutely amazing."

"Xiao Shenzhen will do whatever he wants to do!"

"Compared to Brother Teng, Xiao Shen seems to be a bit meaner."

“The best skit in this year’s Spring Festival Gala, bar none.”

“···”

Go to the valley

Just when the misunderstanding between Zhang Xiao and Mary was getting worse, there was a knock on the door outside.

"Quick, hide quickly." Mary said in panic.

Zhang Xiao said: "I, Zhen Jian, who has a clear conscience, am upright and not afraid of slanting shadows."

Just after he finished speaking, Zhang Xiao accidentally tripped over the sofa and dropped his shoes on the ground.

"Hurry up and hide in the curtains." Mary picked up the shoes and threw them over, saying: "Here are your shoes!"

Zhang Xiao didn't catch it and the shoe fell out of the window.

Zhang Xiao said: "It's over. All that's left is to keep your body upright and not be afraid of the slanting shadow."

Mary snapped: "Get in!"

The curtains were closed, Mary took a deep breath and opened the door.

Du Xiaoyu, with oily hair and pink face, walked in wearing a crisp suit, slicked back hair, and hands behind his back.

Although he was well dressed and his suit was from a famous brand, he looked a bit nondescript.

Du Xiaoyu looked at Dong Dong, took a closer look, and said, "Have they all been replaced with new ones?"

Mary nodded and said: "Yes, what else can I do? When we get divorced, won't I ask you to move out?"

Du Xiaoyu asked in confusion: "Really?"

Mary said: "Old Gao, forget it. When you leave, I and the load-bearing wall will be the only ones left in the house."

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

"Let me go, can you still describe it like this?"

The audience laughed again.

Du Xiaoyu walked to the window and sighed: "I was so impulsive back then."

After saying that, he closed the curtains on both sides, revealing an extremely frightened face. It was Zhang Xiao.

"Woo~~~!"

The audience immediately started cheering.

Mary quickly pulled back the curtains to block Zhang Xiao, then tremblingly said: "Why are you drawing the curtains? It's so late at night!"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience was amused by this.

Du Xiaoyu pointed at Mary and said, "You were so shy back then, and I was shy too."

After saying that, he turned around, took Zhang Xiao's hand and led him out. As he walked, he said affectionately: "I hold your hand, just like now, my little heart,

Thump thump thump.”

Seeing Zhang Xiao, Mary covered her mouth with a look of horror in her eyes.

The audience in the audience were laughing crazy at this time.

"Oh, let me go, it's my belly!"

"Seeing the confused expression on Xiao Shen's face was absolutely amazing."

"Hahaha, I laughed so much that my stomach hurts!"

Du Xiaoyu on the stage said: "We were holding hands like this, walking on the road, and bumped into your mother, which scared you!"
To be continued...