The collaboration between the two was quite skillful. Although there was no preparation in advance and no drafting, the performance was smooth and smooth.

Yang Mi covered her mouth and smiled brightly.

The others were not much better, they were all laughing so hard.

Zhang Xiao said: "It was just a joke. How could I really forget your name? This is Mr. Yu Qianyu, a famous figure in the cross talk world, a famous drunkard in the capital. Oh, no, no, no, no, this is wine.

Zhongxian."

Yu Qian snorted and said, "No matter how much I drink, I'm not as good as you. If you drink just one drink, I can drink it for a year."

Zhang Xiao said: "I didn't say it was about my drinking capacity, I was just talking about my preference. You like wine, but I don't. I usually don't drink much at home."

Yu Qian held back his anger and said word by word: "You don't dare to drink it!"

"Uu~~~" Everyone cheered.

The camera immediately gave Yang Mi a shot. Yang Mi pursed her lips and her eyes were full of smiles.

Zhang Xiao puffed out his chest and said, "What do you mean you don't dare to drink? I've always had the final say at home, okay?"

The first half of the sentence was spoken confidently, but the second half of the sentence became quieter and quieter. Finally, he glanced at Yang Mi and added a sentence, okay, which made everyone burst into laughter.

"Let me go, Xiao Shen's acting skills are simply amazing."

"Crosstalk is not just about saying good things, but also about acting."

"Xiao Shen's line skills are terrifyingly powerful."

"The same line may not be very funny to others, but Xiao Shen can make people laugh out loud. This is the level."

"The top rhythm master."

“···”

Bullets were flying in the live broadcast room.

Yu Qian sighed and said, "It seems that your family's tutoring is very strict."

Zhang Xiao said: "Of course it's strict. I often teach Yang Mi and tell her the benefits of drinking."

Yu Qian was immediately happy when he heard this, and said: "Then I really want to hear what you said?"

Zhang Xiao said: "I told you so."

"Mimi, do you think what I drink is wine? No, what I drink is life."

“When I raise my wine glass, what I hold up is the vastness of the world and the growth of all things. When I put down my wine glass, what I put down is the joy, anger, sorrow and joy of the world of mortals, their origin and end.”

"A man who knows how to drink becomes more passionate because of wine, and a woman who knows how to drink becomes more charming because of wine."

"Here, I'll pour it for you, and we'll have a drink together."

Yu Qiandao: "Let me go, you really know how to speak. What happened, did Mimi drink?"

"Drink the hell!" Zhang Xiao said: "Mimi poured the wine directly and scolded me like crazy."

"Zhang Xiao, have you been kicked in the head by a donkey? I still have to breastfeed the child. What do you mean by asking me to drink? Do you want Xiao Xinxin to become a little drunkard like you?"

Yu Qian laughed loudly and said: "You deserve it."

Zhang Xiao said: "When I saw that Mimi was not good, I targeted Reba, who often came to my house for food. What I was thinking was that I had to drag one of their artists into trouble, and it would be easy to deal with in the future.

"

Yu Qiandao: "Then what did you say to Reba?"

"That's what I said!" Zhang Xiao coughed and said, "Reba, look at this glass of wine. Its shape is water and its nature is water. It quenches the essence of grains and collects the aura of the sun and moon."

"Just like you, who has long hair reaching your waist and is in good graces. You and your parents only love you and take care of your relatives and friends. You are calm and virginal on the outside, but you are passionate on the inside and long for true love. Only those who have drunk wine can understand you.

My tenderness is like water, and I know your passion is like fire."

"Come, let's have a drink."

"Beautiful." Yu Qian gave a thumbs up and said, "This is so beautifully said. If I were Reba, I could drink with you all day long."

Zhang Xiao sighed and said, "So you are not her."

Yu Qian asked: "She didn't drink?"

Zhang Xiao said: "She only gave me one sentence."

"What did you say?" Yu Qian asked curiously.

Zhang Xiao said: "She said, bring your wine and get out of here as far as your thoughts go."

"Poof!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Woo~~~~"

There was laughter in the yard.

Yang Mi laughed so hard that tears flowed out.

Huang Xiaochu asked: "Mimi, is this true?"

"No way, he made it all up." Yang Mi replied.

Huang Xiaochu praised: "Don't tell me, Zhang Xiao's writing is really good."

The live broadcast room also became lively instantly.

"Oh, I'll go, you're laughing so hard."

"Awesome, the Laughing God's literary skills are really strong."

"Shaped like water, nature like fire, quenching the essence of grains, absorbing the aura of the sun and moon, this word is unique."

"When I raise my wine glass, I raise the world. When I put down my wine glass, I put down the world. As a good drinker, I just want to say that this is the best sentence I have ever heard."

"If I said that, I think my wife would beat me to death."

“···”

Yu Qiandao: "You are really unlucky to have such a leader and a sister-in-law in the stall. Are you leaving now?"

Zhang Xiao said angrily: "I don't know how to roll. If you can, you can teach me on the spot."

Yu Qian chuckled and said, "Neither can I."

Zhang Xiao said: "Actually, alcohol is a good thing, but you must drink it sparingly. Drinking a moderate amount can speed up blood circulation, enhance the contraction function of the heart, and increase appetite. But if you drink too much frequently, it will be different, and it is easy to get into trouble.

"

"No, some time ago, Teacher Yu got into an accident because he drank too much."

Yu Qian asked with a confused look: "What happened to me? Why didn't I know?"

Zhang Xiao said: "Just think about a month ago, didn't your whole body hurt when you got up in the morning?"

"No!" Yu Qian said.

Zhang Xiao coughed and whispered: "You have to say yes, otherwise, we won't be able to proceed."

"Ah?" Yu Qian yelled, slapped his thigh and said, "Now that I think about it, it seems like this is really happening."

"Hahahaha!" Everyone laughed miserably.

Chef Huang laughed and spit out the tea he just drank.

He Ling clutched his stomach and lay directly on the table.

Yang Mi, Zifeng, and Peng Peng were all laughing so hard.

This little move by Zhang and Xiao just now was so interesting.

In the live broadcast room, the situation exploded.

“I discovered for the first time that cross talk can actually be said like this!”

"Absolutely amazing, this is the strength of the master."

"It doesn't matter if you are wrong. Just make sure you are wrong. Making everyone laugh is the most important thing."

"Thumbs up to Xiao Shen and Teacher Yu for their reactions."

"Awesome, really awesome."

“···”

Zhang Xiao covered his face and said, "It's so embarrassing."

Yu Qian said hehe: "It's indeed a bit embarrassing."

Zhang Xiao said: "It's embarrassing, are you still happy?"

Yu Qandao: "Didn't you hear what netizens said, as long as we don't feel embarrassed ourselves, then others will be embarrassed."

Zhang Xiao said: "Although this sentence is a bit shameless, it seems to make some sense. How about we do it again and pretend it never happened last time?"

Yu Qian nodded and said, "Okay, I agree."
To be continued...