Zhang Xiao said anxiously: "No, aunt, what is your status? Can you go abroad without a visa or what? Besides, you didn't fly more than ten meters!"

Mary retorted: "How many meters does it have to fly? At this time, does it make sense for you to compare three meters to two meters?"

Zhang Xiao pointed diagonally upward and said: "Okay, aunt, let's not talk about it anymore. Let's look at the pictures and talk. Fortunately, now there are cameras installed in the streets and alleys..."

Having said this, Zhang Xiao paused, looking at the broken camera on the pole, and said, "Where is the head? It's over, the head is gone. If we continue to struggle with it, we will be headless. I can't wash it off even if I jump into the Yellow River."

It’s clear!”

Mary sneered: "Why, you still want to leave?"

Zhang Xiao shook his head and said: "Let's go? I must not be rushing. I have to run."

"Poof!"

"Hahahahaha!" The audience burst into laughter again.

At this moment, passerby A, played by Du Xiaoyu, appeared.

Zhang Xiao was startled and hurriedly pushed the cart and hid.

"Daughter-in-law, I'll be home soon, don't be anxious...wait..."

Du Xiaoyu was walking and talking on the phone. When he saw Mary screaming, he immediately stopped and said, "Daughter-in-law, I saw an old lady fell on the road. Everyone, please come and help her."

"Why do you think the current social atmosphere is like this? Others don't care, I do."

Du Xiaoyu said the words "I don't care" with great enthusiasm and won huge applause and cheers from the audience.

To everyone's surprise, this upright man didn't seem to be trying to save anyone.

He took out his mobile phone and said to Mary: "Aunt, please don't move. Let's take a photo. I will immediately send a message online to condemn this behavior and let everyone comment."

"Daughter-in-law, remember to give me a like."

"Oh, this old lady fell, she is in a terrible state."

Du Xiaoyu quickly left while lowering his head and fiddling with his cell phone.

"I'll go."

"Who is this?"

"It's really shameless."

“···”

The scene was in an uproar.

Zhang Xiao looked at Du Xiaoyu's leaving figure stupidly, and cursed angrily: "What a shame, if you don't give me a hand, what are you doing?"

After saying that, Zhang Xiao really couldn't get over his own conscience, so he stepped forward to negotiate with the other party. The two of them cooperated perfectly, making everyone laugh.

Soon, Du Xiaoyu changed his clothes, pretended to be a passerby, and came up on a bicycle.

Zhang Xiao couldn't help but be overjoyed when he saw him. He quickly stepped forward to stop him and said, "Hey, brother."

Du Xiaoyu stopped his bicycle and asked: "What's wrong, young man?"

Zhang Xiao pointed at Mary and said: "There is an old lady here."

When Du Xiaoyu heard this, his expression suddenly changed, as if he had heard some wild beast. Without saying a word, he got on his bicycle and ran away.

After running past the place where Mary fell, Du Xiaoyu stopped the car, turned around and gestured to Zhang Xiao, asking: "Did you hit it?"

"That's not true!" Zhang Xiao quickly shook his head and defended.

Du Xiaoyu advised: "Then run quickly, I will help San."

Zhang Xiao asked: "What's the result?"

Du Xiaoyu smiled bitterly and said: "Let me tell you this, I used to drive a Daben."

"Poof!"

"Hahaha!"

"It's so funny."

"This big car helped three old ladies and turned it into a bicycle?"

"This guy is so pathetic."

“···”

The audience in the audience burst into laughter, but after laughing, they felt a little touched in their hearts.

Doing a good deed means going bankrupt. What on earth is going on in this world?

on stage.

Zhang Xiao bowed to Du Xiaoyu, then turned to Mary and said, "Auntie, let me briefly introduce the situation at home."

"Well, let's put it this way, thieves always leave with tears in their eyes when they come to my house. During the holidays, they have to throw two bags of rice to me..."

"Poof!"

"Hahaha!"

"Oh, I'll go, you're laughing so hard."

"My face almost cramped from laughing."

"How poor is Xiao Shen? Even a thief has to leave in tears."

"The baggage of this sketch is too dense. It deserves to be Xiao Shen's work."

“···”

The audience at the scene started talking again.

Mary on the stage couldn't stand it anymore when she heard Zhang Xiao's chattering, and said angrily: "It's too ink-stained."

"If I want to help you, I will help you. If I don't want to help you, leave. Make room for good people."

"I'll just pretend that you haven't hit me, okay, just go, go, go, run away!"

Zhang Xiao said: "Why am I still running away? If you keep talking like this, can we still play together in the future?"

Mary was very angry and said angrily: "Are you leaving?"

Zhang Xiao shook his head and said: "If I don't leave, I will become a fugitive if I leave."

Mary said anxiously: "You're not going, are you? Okay, I'm going."

Mary lay on the ground and crawled forward, causing the audience to laugh.

Zhang Xiao quickly stepped forward to stop him and said, "Auntie, where are you going to blow up the fortress? Why can't you explain it clearly?"

"I'm like Mr. Dong Guo now. I rescued the wolf, but then the wolf will eat me again?"

"Then you think that wolf...isn't quite rude?"

Mary suddenly understood and said: "I understand now, why are you just criticizing Huaihuai? I am an old lady lying here for a long time, do you think I am still lying around?"

"Who is the snake? Who is the dog? Who is the wolf? You hit me, even if you say sorry? It would be better for you. Not only did you not apologize, but you bit me back. Let me tell you, you can't leave today.

.”

Mary stood up slowly, walked with the splayed posture of an elderly person, walked to Zhang Xiao's bicycle, and said: "This is the evidence. I will risk my life today to fight against this unhealthy phenomenon in society."

Fight to the end.”

Zhang Xiao opened his mouth and said in surprise: "No, how did you move over?"

Mary was stunned: "Huh?"

Zhang Xiao said: "No, aunt, you're okay!"

Mary said: "Me? I'm so angry with you!"

Zhang Xiao said: "Ah, this angry person can also cure diseases, so this is Qigong!"

"Poof!"

"Hahaha!"

“I’m really convinced that Qigong can be used here.”

Whether they were at the scene, in front of the TV or in the online live broadcast room, the audience was laughing so hard.

Almost every sentence in Zhang Xiaodong's sketch is a burden, it is extremely dense, and the laughter never stops.

When the live director backstage saw the ratings as high as 7%, he shook his arm fiercely and said to himself: "Xiao Shen is Xiao Shen. This popularity is much higher than those little flowers and fresh meat."

On the stage, Mary said angrily: "I have to find someone to give me a review today, someone, someone, someone..."

"Hula~~"

An alarm sounded, and Du Xiaoyu appeared for the third time.

This time he plays a policeman.

Du Xiaoyu saluted Mary and asked, "Auntie, what is going on?"

Seeing the traffic police coming, Zhang Xiao had a look of panic on his face. When the traffic police didn't pay attention, he fell directly to the ground, and then pretended to be convulsing.

The audience was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter and applause.

"Hahaha."

"If I go, it can still be like this!"

"It's so funny."

"This turn of events is simply amazing."

Many people laughed to tears.

Mary dropped her bicycle, held the traffic police team's hand, and cried: "Savior, just now, he..."

Mary pointed to the back, and suddenly found Zhang Xiao twitching on the ground. She was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "You... why are you still falling? He..."
To be continued...