Cui Yu quickly interrupted her and said: "Okay, okay, stop talking, let's talk about your two elders. Now, let me ask the question in more detail. In what year did you get married?

?”

Zhang Xiao said: "Let's meet on May 8th!"

Song Yandao: "About winter!"

"Pfft!" Li Liangjie, who had just taken a sip of water, almost spat it out. This line was so funny.

Cui Yu on the stage asked: "When we were in love, who pursued whom first?"

Zhang Xiao opened his mouth and made two hey sounds.

Song Yan also said a little embarrassedly: "It's your business, please stop talking about it."

Cui Yudao: "Is this personal privacy?"

Zhang Xiao said: "Actually, Xiao Cui, you should have this kind of vision. At that time... I use the words now, it was that the young man was more handsome, and she chased me."

When Song Yan heard this, she said with disgust: "Why don't you tell the truth? Why don't you let everyone look at your old face that looks like a shoehorn, so I can chase you?"

Zhang Xiao sighed and said, "Do you know how to appreciate aesthetics?"

"What?"

"How can I call this a shoehorn face? This is clearly an authentic pig kidney face!"

After hearing the two people's lines, Cui Yu added: "It's better than a shoehorn!"

Zhen Zhen was already amused by the three of them, and the laughter almost never stopped.

···

Mango Channel, the new station director Li Yang looked at the data in the background, frowned, and said: "Why are the real-time ratings so low?"

In order to get the new official off to a good start, Mango Channel arranged for one of the most popular young talents to start the show. Unexpectedly, the ratings were not even 0.5%, and the number of online clicks had just exceeded 200.

Wan, it's really a mess.

The inspector smiled bitterly and replied: "Mr. Li, the audience is watching Xiao Shendu's sketch now!"

Li Yang was stunned and said: "Zhang Xiao's skit? He was the first one to take the stage?"

"Yes!" The inspector nodded and said, "I just read the comments. Everyone said that Xiao Shen's skit this time is definitely a classic among classics."

Li Yang sighed after hearing this and said: "No wonder, as soon as Zhang Xiao came out, no star in the entertainment industry can compete with his popularity. I hope his show time can be shorter!"

Not only Mango TV, but also the ratings of several other TV stations holding New Year's Eve parties were not very good, and everyone was extremely anxious.

At this time, on the stage of Sunny TV.

Song Yan said with a proud look on her face: "When I was young, I was definitely not bragging. Liu Ye's eyebrows were curved and her eyes were open, and anyone who saw me would be happy to look at me. The old man next door to us would tremble all over after just one look at me."

Zhang Xiao immediately said: "You can pull him down, Wang Laoer has cerebral thrombosis, everyone is shaking."

"Poof!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Patients with cerebral thrombosis will definitely tremble when they look at them!"

"Xiao Shen, can you let me have a good meal? This skit made me laugh so much that I can't even eat anymore."

“···”

Cui Yu said: "Uncle, you are wrong to say that. In fact, aunt looks quite energetic now."

Song Yan covered her mouth and laughed: "It can't be done now. Now my hair has turned white, wrinkles have grown, and my two white front teeth were gloriously laid off last year."

As soon as this line came out, it immediately aroused the biggest laughter since the show began, and everyone fell forward with laughter.

Cui Yu was also happy and said: "The laid-off workers can be used here. Uncle and aunt, I can ask them one by one. Let's ask aunt first!"

"Auntie, how did uncle chase you then?"

Song Yan said: "He just takes the initiative to get close to me, chats with me whenever he has nothing to do, mows my grass or recites poetry to me, and always looks for opportunities to make secret glances at me."

Cui Yudao: "Are you still making secret glances?"

Zhang Xiao frowned when he heard this and said: "Don't talk nonsense. As a reporter, I gave you a pen, a table, and a big black pot at your house. When did I give you Qiu Bo? By the way, Qiu Bo is

What the hell?"

Cui Yu explained: "Qiubo is a young man and woman..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Song Yan, saying: "What the hell is Qiubo? Why don't you understand? You are so uneducated!"

Zhang Xiao asked: "What?"

Song Yan said: "Qiu Bo Qiu Bo is the spinach in autumn!"

Zhang Xiao suddenly realized: "Oh, then I have given it away, every year."

"Hahaha!" The audience in the audience, in front of the TV and in the online live broadcast room were all laughing.

Many people held their stomachs and cried tears of laughter.

There is no way, a classic is a classic, even in a different world, it can still exude dazzling brilliance.

Cui Yu on the stage continued: "Today is the first time I heard about Qiubo. Uncle, just giving spinach is not enough. When people fall in love, they have to give a decent token of love.

, have you thought about it?"

Zhang Xiao laughed and said: "There is still a bit of history in this matter, can you tell me?"

Song Yan said: "When we were dating, I wanted to give him a sweater. I was poor at that time and had no money to buy it. When I happened to be herding sheep for the production team, I found that the sheep was losing hair, so I

Pull the wool down."

"When I go home at night, I spin wool. During the day, I knit sweaters, herd sheep, and gather wool."

(Line in the middle!)

"Hahaha!"

"I'm laughing so hard!"

"Oops, my stomach hurts from laughing."

"The party on Sunny TV is still great!"

“···”

Not only the audience, but also the celebrities watching the show laughed out loud without any regard for their own image.

Cui Yudao: "This crime is not light!"

Zhang Xiao said: "She is too honest. You said that there were fifty sheep herding at that time, and you caught one sheep when you were gathering wool. The guy who was gathering wool looked like Ge You, who couldn't tell?"

"Hahaha!"

"Ge You really suffered a terrible disaster!"

The audience laughed.

Cui Yu said on the stage: "I heard it. This token of love was actually not given. Then there is no decent betrothal gift when you get married?"

Song Yan covered her mouth and said, "I'm not afraid that everyone will digest it if I say it. His family is poor and doesn't want anything."

Zhang Xiao said dissatisfied: "Don't be blind, there was still a household appliance at that time!"

Cui Yu said in surprise: "There are also household appliances!"

Zhang Xiao said: "Yes, a flashlight!"

"Hmm~~~" The audience burst into laughter.

Flashlights are household appliances, but Zhang Xiao just said it.

Cui Yu said: "Oh, I don't have any decent love tokens, nor any decent betrothal gifts, but you see, uncle and aunt have lived a good life after so many years of ups and downs!"

"I think this is the same character as always, worthy of learning from us young people, and a role model for us to learn from!"

Zhang Xiao chuckled twice and said: "Don't learn from us, we have also had a relationship crisis before."

Cui Yu: "Before?"

Zhang Xiao: "No, now!"

Cui Yu: "What's going on?"

Zhang Xiao said: "After our country became rich, we built a two-story building. After the building was completed, there were more houses. She suddenly proposed to me that we wanted to separate."

"It's because she shared a room with her and delayed her learning of foreign languages. That's all. Let's talk about love. It's distance that creates beauty."

"As soon as I went upstairs, the distance was gone and it was gone."

"Every day, he doesn't call me seriously for dinner or anything else. He calls me on the phone and says in a foreign language, 'Hello, the meal is ready. Come on down, Mixi!'"

Hearing this line, the audience laughed again.

"Here, what kind of foreign language are these!"

“What a hodgepodge of languages!”
To be continued...