Chapter 890: The Funny Songs of the Foursome(1/2)
Not only the live audience, but also the netizens in the live broadcast room are sending comments.
Wang Yan, who was backstage, said with a smile: "Fortunately they performed in this way, otherwise, they would have really ruined our show."
Jin Chen nodded and said, "Should we thank them?"
Wang Yan said: "It really should be."
After "I Will Not Sell Even If You Die" ended, the melody became cheerful again, and Shen Teng and Sha Yi followed the melody and danced a weird old-age disco on the stage.
Shen Teng: "We used to be handsome oppas, but now we are called greasy uncles!"
Sha Yi: "When I was young, I never thought about losing my hair. When I got home, I would shovel with my left hand and fork my right hand;"
Zhang Xiao: "I don't have the energy to stay up all night at the Internet cafe anymore. When I have time, I just want to lie down;"
Huang Bai: "If you give up snacks and desserts, you will still gain weight. I have to say goodbye to the barbecue stall!"
Shen Teng Shayi: "It's actually scary to come home, having a baby with different parents!"
Zhang Xiao Huangbai: "And my dear wife, Dada, I am the eighth oldest among dogs!"
Chorus: "We work hard, but we never earn enough!"
"Repaying the mortgage and car loan, when will it end!"
"For high blood lipids and high blood pressure, add wolfberry and maca every day;"
"But a lot of hair still fell out;"
"Find a way to acknowledge middle age and let your mood take a good vacation;"
"When you and I accidentally feel irritable again, just put a cross in our memory;"
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The name of this song is "Broken Love Alliance Front". It was very popular in the previous life because of its cheerful and jumping melody.
This version modified by Zhang Xiao appeared in a variety show and was very funny.
Driven by the four-person senior disco, the audience couldn't help but jump up.
The funniest thing is still Shen Teng. This guy's limbs are uncoordinated and his dancing is just bad. The key is that he has a bad memory. He forgets the subsequent movements as he dances, so he has no choice but to plagiarize the yellow cypress next to him.
The slanted eyes and the slow dance made everyone laugh.
After the three songs were performed, the audience burst into applause and cheered them loudly.
"I'm convinced!"
"I'm a fan of this combination."
"They are definitely here to cause trouble."
"If I were to rate them, I would definitely give them full marks."
"Oh, you made me laugh so hard!"
"These people are so good at playing. I am convinced by such a tense stage and such a show."
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He Ling and Huang Xiaoming walked onto the stage while clapping their hands. Looking at the four great gods, He Ling couldn't help but laugh and said: "Xiao Shen, you wrote all these songs?"
Zhang Xiao nodded and said: "They are all just saliva songs, written for fun."
He Lingdao: "Is this what the lyrics are like?"
Zhang Xiao said: "The first song is, the second and third songs are uncomfortable."
He Lingdao: "Then what do you think your team's performance is?"
Zhang Xiao turned to look at the other three people and said, "What do you think?"
Huang Bai: "Beat the crowd!"
Sand Art: "reaching the pinnacle!"
Shen Teng: “Wonderful!”
Zhang Xiao said: "How shameless!"
"Poof!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
After hearing the four people's answers, the entire audience in the studio fell forward with laughter.
Zhang Xiao said: "I won't talk about Brother Bai and Brother Sha Yi. Brother Teng, you can sit on the ground even when you dance. How do you have the nerve to say these four words, "Wonderful"?
Shen Teng said confidently: "I got involved on purpose. You saw it, and the effect was very good. Everyone laughed."
Sha Yi said: "Then after you finish your performance, why are you running away with your face covered?"
Huang Bai said: "Do you need to say this? It must have been well designed."
Shen Teng pointed at Huang Bai and said, "The answer is correct."
Zhang Xiao sighed and said: "This may be the most failed performance in my life."
"No!~" Shen Teng shook his head and said, "As long as you come to us, we guarantee that we can give you a second chance."
"Hahahaha!" Everyone laughed again.
He Lingdao: "I want to ask, have you all seen us riding the wind and waves?"
All four of them nodded and said, "I've seen it."
He Lingdao: "Today is a group performance, do you have anyone you are most optimistic about? Xiao Shen, who do you think is likely to form a group?"
Zhang Xiao said: "What is the most important thing about forming a team? The tacit understanding between the team members. I can only say that they all have to work hard because they still have a long way to go to reach the level and tacit understanding of a team like ours." Way to go.”
Shen Teng echoed: "Xiao Shen is Xiao Shen, what you say is so right."
"Poof!"
"Hahaha!"
There was another round of laughter.
Huang Xiaoming nodded and said: "I also think Xiao Shen is right. The four of them are so outstanding. If we want to reach their level, I'm afraid our sister group will have a hard time in this life."
Huang Bai frowned and asked, "My name, are you praising us?"
Huang Xiaoming said: "Of course I am praising you."
Huang Bai touched his nose and said, "Why does it sound like you are mocking us?"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Sha Yi said: "I would like to ask the two sister groups now. After seeing the peak performance of our four-member group, do you still dare to come out and show your shame? Otherwise, let's just end today's party here!"
Zhang Xiao said: "That won't work. Our Sunny TV station spent a lot of money on this party. Even if their program is worse than ours, we still have to bite the bullet and finish it. Otherwise, the advertising money will be lost!"
Sha Yi suddenly understood and said: "Oh, look at my brain, I actually forgot that you are Qingtian's boss."
Huang Bai sighed and said: "Look, I said before that our exciting programs should be placed at the end, so as not to damage the sisters' confidence. Now it's over. Zhuyu is in front and can't get off the stage."
"Shut up, everyone!" He Ling said angrily: "Can you still have some dignity? Please give me your respect. Let me tell you, I have hosted the show for so many years, and I have never seen anyone who can't even dance. What about groups that are not on the same channel.”
"It's not scary to brag. What's scary is not having self-awareness. It's not scary to not have self-awareness. What's scary is that you're so confident that you're obviously terrible. I'm speechless to you."
Huang Baile was happy and said: "This is the first time I have seen Teacher He so angry!"
Zhang Xiao said: "This fully proves that our performance is very successful."
He Lingdao: "Okay, get out of here quickly. If I let you brag and talk nonsense again, this show will not go on."
Zhang Xiao sighed and said: "These days, whoever dominates is really the boss. Even the host has learned to chase people away."
Huang Baidao: "Let's leave quickly. If you don't leave, I'm worried that the host will take action."
"Hahahaha!" The Chinese girl, Zhang Xiao and the four others burst into laughter as the audience roared with laughter. They walked off the stage and sat on the judges' bench.
Soon, the first program started.
The seven members of the Ningjing group performed a singing and dancing song. Although their singing skills were a bit uneven, the dancing was still uniform and very lively, which instantly ignited the audience.
After the performance, Huang Xiaoming walked onto the stage and asked her seven sisters to canvass votes for her group.
After the audience voted, Huang Xiaoming asked the two professional judges. The two judges said a lot, which summed up in one word, praise!
It doesn't sound interesting at all.
Huang Xiaoming said: "Okay, thank you to the two teachers for their comments just now. Xiao Shen, what do you think?"
Zhang Xiao coughed and said, "The two teachers praised them so much before. To be honest, I think it was a bit much."
"The quality of a team must be judged by who they compare with. Compared with ordinary teams, their performance is indeed okay, but compared with our team of four, the performance is not even a little bit worse."
Shen Teng slapped the table and said, "That's so right."
"Hahahaha!" The audience burst into laughter.
Ning Jing asked: "Then how do you think we can improve?"
To be continued...