Shi Shisi looked at the silver-haired Emperor Chen Chao and sighed. "I can't even remember my own age. It seems I can't count on him."

"President Li, please tell me how to deliver these goods!"

"Okay, I have a list here. You can follow Lao Wang and deliver it to them one by one according to the list above." President Li said as he took out a thick stack of paper from his arms.

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“Aren’t these all lists?”

"That's right, there are all the delivery locations and the names of the recipients. There are quite a few of them! Then there's Brother Lao Shi!"

Shi Shishi took the list and saw that the house numbers on it were also like stars. He saw that it was densely packed with alleys and corners, and some didn't even have decent house numbers.

"Where are these places!" Shi Shisi couldn't help but ask.

"Don't worry, it's all in that shanty town, but the address is a little vague. But it doesn't matter. When you can't find it, just shout."

"But this road..." Shi Shishi looked at the narrow path leading to the shanty town and asked, "It looks like the car can't drive on it!"

"Who says a car can't drive through? There's a car in the yard that will definitely come in handy for you."

"You didn't tell me if there was a car!" Shi Shishi ran out of the small theater happily. But when he saw the car in the yard, he was dumbfounded.

"President Li, do you call Yellow Fish Car?"

"What's wrong, do you feel like you have packed too much stuff at once? If you need to exercise, you can try taking the No. 11 bus."

"Then forget it! I don't have such needs." Shi Shishi was deeply afraid that Chairman Li would regret it, so he hurriedly moved boxes of honey to the yellow croaker cart.

"That's pretty much it!" President Li turned back to a group of "old emperors" and said, "Okay, now we should start working."

"Fourteen, do you want my help?" Looking at Shi Shishi who was loading the goods in full swing, Wang Mu couldn't help but laugh.

"Come on! Lao Wang, I guess you knew you were going to be assigned to hard work early in the morning, so you pulled me over to help you!" Shi Shisi said angrily.

"There's nothing I can do about it! The intensity of the work now is not that high, so I don't necessarily want to let those elderly 'old emperors' do it! It will really be fatal by then."

"Okay, don't talk nonsense. Leave the hard work to me. I'll leave the task of finding the consignee to you!" At this time, Shi Shisi had already loaded a batch of honey, then rode on the yellow croaker cart, his feet

He accelerated towards the shantytown.

"Put it on me!" Wang Mu took the list and quickly followed.

"This box of honey is for Uncle Li. It should be near here!" Wang Mu said, pointing to a few short houses in the distance.

"But which one is it?" Shi Shisi saw the Northeast Corner Old Housing Area clearly written on it, "It seems I can only shout!"

"Uncle Li, Uncle Li!" The shout suddenly resounded throughout the area.

"What's your name? What's your name? Aren't you disturbing my nap?" I saw an old man walking out slowly with a cane.

"You are Uncle Li, and this is a gift for you!" Upon seeing this, Shi Shisi quickly placed a box of honey in front of the old man.

"A gift?" The uncle looked at Shi and Wang with some doubts, "Show me your recipient!"

Wang Mu handed it over carefully.

When the old man saw it, he immediately laughed and said: "You are mistaken, my box of honey is not mine."

"Ah? Aren't you Uncle Li?"

"I am Uncle Li, this is 'Muzi Li', and I am Li from Mingming!" Uncle Li said and walked away with a smile.

"It's wrong!" Shi Shishi was also quite surprised.

At this moment, another old man walked up not far away. He looked at Shi Shishi holding the honey box and asked, "Are you the one looking for me?"

"Are you Uncle Li?"

"Yes, I am!"

"Finally found it, it's so great!" Shi Shisi was relieved.

But who would have thought that when the old man read the list, he shook his head.

"Sorry, it turns out it's not my gift either!"

"Aren't you Uncle Li too?" Wang Mu also asked in surprise.

"I am Uncle Li, polite Li!"

"It turns out we made a mistake again!"

After giving the old man a farewell gift, many more old men came unexpectedly.

But this time Shi Shishi and Wang Mu learned the lesson. Before giving away the honey, they should first confirm the identities of these "Uncle Li"s.

As expected, none of these old men were the "Uncle Li" they were looking for. They all had the following surnames: "Li, Li, Li, Li, Li, Li, Li..." After experiencing the torture of so many uncles, I was stunned.

I didn't wait until Uncle Li showed up.

Even Leonardo da Vinci and Tesla in the Sea of ​​Spirits of Stone Fourteen sighed. "This Chinese is really broad and profound! The phonetic symbols are the same, but the words are completely different."

Shi Shishi rolled his eyes at them. This was not the time to appreciate the charm of Chinese. He now wished that these uncles could have English names. At least there were relatively few homonyms like "dark" and "durk".

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"Li, Li, Li, Li, Li, Li, Li" Wang Mu kept chanting, "Okay! It feels like being in "Where is the Spring"!"

"You didn't drag me into the fire pit! You have the intention to make a joke!" Shi Shisi quickly protested.

"I didn't lie to you on purpose! Isn't it because of your man's desire?"

Fortunately, the argument between the two finally attracted the real Uncle Li. The first box of honey was finally given away.

"Everything is difficult at the beginning! Fourteen, everything will go smoothly from now on!" Wang Mu quickly encouraged.

"I hope so!" Shi Shisi looked at the information about the next consignee: the old housing area in the northeast corner, Uncle Li. Shi Shi Shi's eyes turned cold. If Wang Mu hadn't held him tightly, he would have almost rushed to the hospital.

Go back and teach that President Li a lesson.

Finally, after going through a lot of hardships, Shi Shishi and Wang Mu finally gave away all the honey to a bunch of gentlemen.

The next list suddenly appeared again: the northwest gate of the old housing area, closed by Aunt Luo.

Shi Shishi had a dark look on his face: "First the uncle, then the aunt. We are having a square dance today!"

And this is not the most annoying thing. When Shi Shisi found Aunt Luo, he found that she and the first Uncle Li were actually a couple.

"Hey! President Li, are you kidding me?" Shi Shishi's roar echoed throughout the shanty town.

At this time, in the small theater, President Li and the group of "old emperors" were sitting on the Grand Master's chair, drinking fragrant tea and cracking melon seeds.

It took no less than ten minutes for all the honey in the theater to be delivered to so many people, and then it was time for them, the emperors, to relax.

"President Li, isn't it a bit unkind for us to play pranks on the new Mr. Shi?" Lao Yuan asked in a low voice.

"Ah, this is our practice every time a new emperor joins the association! When we came in, weren't we all teased by the previous 'old emperors'? This is the tradition of our 'emperors'!"

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"But?"

"But what? This rule cannot be wasted! And don't worry, the Overlord of Western Chu is very open-minded." President Li said, "And maybe, this is the last time we get together to play pranks on members."

When he said this, President Li's smile froze. All the "emperors" in the audience also stopped holding cups, and the loneliness on their faces was palpable.

At this time, Shi Shishi and Wang Mu were also going through hardships in the shanty town. After fighting various uncles and aunts with similar names, they finally gave away more than half of the honey.

In order to complete this task, Shi Shisi didn't even bother to eat lunch. Even with a strong body, Shi Shisi was very tired at this time. Taking advantage of his lunch break, he finally had time to take a breath.

"Here, let's have some bread!" Wang Mu seemed to be prepared and directly handed over the bread in his hand.

"Old Wang, tell me the truth, did you know early in the morning that you were going to work hard today?"

"Actually, this is the routine every time!"

"Then you still drag me into the water?"

"Hey, if I don't drag you down, I can't find anyone else who is qualified to join the 'Emperor Group'. Is it possible that you are going to let your boss do so much hard work alone?"

"Old Wang, I don't understand. This 'Emperor Group' is obviously a scam. I really don't see any benefits! With your shrewdness, how can you be willing to play the role of a coolie in it?"

"Fourteen, don't you see the true nature of this 'emperor group'?"

“Isn’t this ‘Emperor Group’ just a hideout for the ignorant kings?”

"Yes, most of them are the reincarnations of faint kings. But don't you think what they are doing now is any different from what they did in history?"

"Except for deceiving me, at least what they are doing now is good. Even if they give away this honey, the people who get the benefits are the old people living in shantytowns. By the way!" Shi Shisi suddenly thought of something, "Strange

"Why are there so many elderly people in this shantytown, and why are there no young people?"

"This time you didn't give away the honey for free." Wang Mu explained with a smile, "In fact, most of the residents in this shanty town are old people, and many of them are lonely old people. How can young people endure the environment here?

, many have gone to work in big cities outside."

"I see, what are these honeys?"

"At this time every year, President Li will try his best to get these benefits and distribute them to the elderly in the shanty towns. Last year, Lao Yuan also sponsored royal jelly. Guess what their purpose is?"

"I can't guess this. It's not easy to guess the emperor's thoughts, even if he is a foolish emperor."

"They did this just for two words, 'atonement'."

"Atonement?"

"President Li once lamented that he was not a good emperor in history and felt sorry for the people. So in this life, in addition to realizing his ideals, it is more important to be able to do some good things for the people."

"Could it be said that he founded the 'Emperor Group' for the sake of the old people in the shantytowns?"

"Yes, the elderly here lack the care of their children and often have to rely on each other. They don't know the Internet and don't know how to use smart phones. Maybe their daily entertainment is to go to the small theater to watch President Li's performances.

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"Without any relatives around, if you have a headache or a fever, or if you are seriously ill, you don't have your children to take care of you."

"They really lived a miserable life." Shi Shisi also sighed a little.

"So after President Li retired, he moved his family to this small theater. There were also several "faint kings" who moved here with him. They used their remaining energy here and used their own strength to help the elderly."
Chapter completed!