The one who ruined the place

"What you said is wrong!"

The childish voice reached the ears of everyone present.

The scene was completely silent, as if time had stood still. Everyone unanimously turned their attention to the child sitting next to Zhongli in the center.

Tian Tiezui cleared his throat and was about to talk endlessly. As soon as he opened his mouth, countless words were blocked in his throat by a child's shout, as if he had swallowed a hard stone and was unable to make a sound.

"..."

I saw the little boy standing on the chair. I don't know whether it was because of eating the fermented glutinous rice dumplings or because he was being watched by a group of people. His face was rosy. He held his head high and his chest high. He looked very brave, but Zhongli could tell from his constantly dodging eyes.

It turns out that this kid was so panicked...

"Where does this kid come from?"

"Kid, go home quickly!"

When listening to a book is interrupted, not only the storyteller is unhappy, but also the listeners who are listening intently in the audience are also very dissatisfied.

The listeners frowned and looked at the little boy dissatisfied. Even Zhongli was glanced at several times. Those looks seemed to say: How do you discipline your children?

Zhongli sat there awkwardly, feeling uncomfortable no matter how he sat.

In the final analysis, it's still what this kid said just now: "My dad wants a bowl of fermented rice dumplings..."

Someone scolded: "You kid, you don't understand the rules at all. Do you mean that you don't know that you can't start a fight while listening to a book?"

Although the little boy was a little panicked, his eyes were clear and he said loudly: "You just said that the Ruotuo Dragon King is so tall that it can cover the clouds and the sun, and its body stretches for hundreds of miles! How huge it is! But combined with the previous article, you said that it only has a lantern.

Big eyes, this is unreasonable!"

Tian Tiezui was speechless for a moment and suddenly felt bad.

"This brat..."

After listening to the little boy's questioning, the people around him couldn't help but imagine this description in their minds.

The giant beast that blocks out the sky and the sun has only two eyes as big as lanterns...

Although the lantern is large, it is too weird to put it on Ruo Tuo of this level...

Ruo Tuo, who is squinting his eyes, what kind of heroic young man?!

It was difficult for the listeners not to agree with the boy's words, so they joked loudly: "Tian Tiezui, this little kid is right. Although you always add spices to your stories, this is too outrageous. Ruo Tuo is as big as a mountain."

Hanging two lanterns above your head, isn't this just like putting two meatballs on the Eight Immortals' table?"

"Isn't this what the donkey says but the horse says?"

"Pfft hahahaha!"

"Hahahaha I really can't hold it any longer..."

There was laughter all around.

"Ruo Tuo...squint your eyes?"

Zhong Li had a strange expression on his face, and there was a hint of smile in his heart.

Tian Tiezui broke out in a cold sweat. He looked at the laughing and hooting audience, shaking his fan constantly and feeling flustered.

What he said was a casual description, step by step, and basically no one would care about what he said before, let alone find fault with what he said before. He didn't expect to be dug out by this kid who didn't know where he came from...

Seeing the murderous look of his boss upstairs, Tian Tiezui broke into a cold sweat.

"This is..."

Just as Tian Tiezui was about to explain, he heard the critical little boy speak again.

The little boy pointed at the listener next to him and said bluntly: "And this gentleman is also wrong!"

The man was confused and pointed at his nose: "Are you talking about me?"

"Yes!" The little boy stood on the chair, attracting the attention of the audience, and said boldly: "The Dragon King Ruotuo was not suppressed by the Emperor with his raised hand! On the contrary, the Emperor and Ruotu experienced an earth-shattering story.

Fighting! How can you say that you can suppress it with just a raise of your hand?"

The man looked a little embarrassed and said, "What's your name?"

"Uh... Shi Lan." Shi Lan was a little timid again.

"Well, boy Shi Lan, why do you say that Ruo Tuo's power is comparable to that of the emperor?"

"Listen to me." Shi Lan sat down and ate a rice dumpling, wiped his mouth, and talked:

"Three thousand years ago, the Dragon King Narada was a comrade-in-arms of the emperor. One god and one dragon fought against the demons and gods, and killed countless demons..."

Everyone turned around and looked back at him, and their attention was attracted by Shi Lan.

"After the end of the Demon God of War, the Rock God Morax ascended to the throne and became the Rock King of Liyue. Ruotuo Dragon King returned to the Layer Rock Abyss. Later, for some unknown reason, Ruotuo Dragon King went crazy and set off the Layer Rock

, want to attack Liyue!"

Shi Lan spoke vividly, and everyone nodded in approval.

"Is such that!"

"That's right."

"logical!"

Tian Tiezui forgot to shake his fan and stood on the stage in a daze, looking at the center of everyone's gaze - Shi Lan, feeling aggrieved in his heart.

"Are you here to listen to me or to him?"

"Is this guy Xiao Liu sent to cause trouble?"

"But this kid... what he said is really full of guts..."

The corners of Zhongli's mouth raised slightly and he closed his eyes, as if he remembered something old.

"What happens next? What happens after you go crazy?"

Everyone couldn't wait to hear what Shi Lan said next.

Shi Lan sat down and silently ate all the dumplings and drank the soup inside, his face turned red and he was in high spirits.

Smiling, he knocked on the empty bowl and said with a confused look on his face: "Why are you finished eating now..."

The man pointed out by Shi Lan immediately slapped the table: "Come and serve this boy a bowl of fermented glutinous rice dumplings, and the account will be credited to me!"

Shi Lan smiled so hard that he couldn't even see his eyes. He thanked the man quickly and then continued:

"Hearing that Dragon King Ruotuo was going crazy, the emperor immediately rushed to fight with Dragon King Ruotuo and stopped him in the area of ​​Lisha Suburb and Tianqiu Valley outside Tianheng Mountain.

Although the emperor has unparalleled combat power, Dragon King Narada is a creature transformed from thousands of years of elemental power under the earth of Liyue. It is connected to the entire earth. At this time, he has fallen into madness and has even greater combat power. Compared to the emperor,

Thinking of the friendship they fought side by side, I couldn't bear to kill him with heartache, and at the same time, I also estimated that I was afraid that it would spread to Liyue City on the other side of the mountain, and I wouldn't be able to suppress it with all my strength, and it would be a hard battle for a while!"

Everyone stood in awe.

"The Emperor is truly unparalleled. He is affectionate and righteous. He is our God!"

"That's right!"

"Hurry up, hurry up! Go on!"

Shi Lan continued: "Later, Emperor Yanwang summoned all the immortals to create an underground cave under the Nantian Gate of Tianqiu Valley. He used all his strength to seal the crazed Dragon King Ruotuo underground, and set up a dragon-suppressing stone to reinforce the seal. This solved the problem.

Ruo Tuo~’s trouble!”

After finishing a paragraph, Shi Lan slapped the table, shocking everyone and making the whole room happy.

Everyone applauded.

"good!!!"

"Good boy! That's true!"

Tian Tiezui's face turned pale.

"I haven't even finished my job yet...where did this little monster appear?"

The audience in the audience noticed Tian Tiezui's appearance and kept joking and joking: "Look, Tian Tiezui, this is called storytelling. What are those lantern eyes of yours?"

Tian Tiezui: “…”

Everyone was busy making fun of Tian Tiezui and temporarily forgot about Shi Lan.

Shi Lan calmed down his excited heart and reached out to fumble around in his crossbody bag. He didn't know what was inside, but he only heard a jingling sound.

After a while, he took out a lunch box, poured the fermented rice balls that the waiter had just delivered into it, and sealed it carefully to prevent the soup from spilling out.

Shi Lan was busy working seriously, when suddenly a gentle Chen Ya voice came to his ears:

"How could you know such a deed at such a young age?"

Someone suddenly spoke to him. Shi Lan was so frightened that he shrank his neck. He looked up and found that the person speaking was Zhong Li sitting next to him.

He scratched his head and hesitated: "I saw it from the history books..."

Zhong Li smiled and said calmly: "Are you familiar with Qixing?"

"I'm not familiar...Why are you asking this?" Shi Lan shook his head, not understanding what this person meant.

Zhongli's golden pupils were shining with light, and he said meaningfully: "Everyone knows that Emperor Yanwang sealed Ruotuo back then, but the history books with detailed records are all in the chief secretary's library, not the Seven Stars or the

He is directly subordinate to Qixing and cannot be seen by outsiders...

How do you know that the immortals helped open the cave and sealed Ruotuo at Nantianmen?"

Shi Lan was stunned for a few seconds, his little head spinning crazily.

"This... I'm very familiar with Ning Guang."

I work for Ningguang, and Ningguang works for Qixing. There should be no problem, right?

Moreover, Ningguang is currently running for the Seven Stars, so it is most suitable to use her as a shield.

"Condensing light..."

Zhong Li quickly remembered the shrewd woman from Yuehai Pavilion, and nodded without any trace: "If that's the case, then it makes sense..."

Shi Lan secretly took a look at the man in front of him. He was very imposing and majestic. Facing his gaze, he always felt as if all his thoughts were being read through.

"What a strange person... actually puts more pressure on me than Ning Guang..."

After collecting Yuanzi, Shi Lan didn't want to stay any longer. This man was really weird. He felt that even if he chatted a few more words, his family would be stolen. Moreover, he had already offended Tian Tiezui thoroughly. If he wanted to come again in the next few days, he would have to do it.

Got stared at.

Shi Lan walked away at the speed of light with his short legs, and ran away after pretending to be cool. The corner of Tian Tiezui's mouth twitched as he watched.

But now is not the time for him to pursue Shi Lan. There are still a lot of listeners to deal with in the audience. Didn’t you see that the boss who couldn’t win three bowls of Hong Kong now has a dark face...

Although Tian Tiezui has only been reading here for a short time, his mind is still very fast.

He coughed a few times, raised his hand to signal the audience to be quiet, and then said:

"Since Shi'e... Shi Lan just mentioned the story of Dragon King Ruotuo and Emperor Zeng fighting side by side, how about I continue this and tell you another story about "Creating the Dragon's Eyes"?"

"good!"

"Hurry up, hurry up!"

The audience was very considerate. Tian Tiezui wiped the sweat that had flowed down from his forehead for some time and confirmed that there were no strange people present. Then he flicked his folding fan and started to narrate his original masterpiece "Creating the Dragon's Eyes"

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Zhongli also leaned lightly on his seat and listened carefully to Tian Tiezui's book.

"The days to come will be spent."

I posted it yesterday and it was approved today. There are 4 chapters today.
Chapter completed!