Chapter 7: Buying a picture and making jokes

"Grind the scissors, put on the kitchen knife~"

"Carrots compete with pears, it's spicy to change~"

"Appoint peanuts, it's a sesame paste and a flavor~"

I don’t know when, Cheng Nuofang slowly woke up with shouts. He hadn’t had such a stable sleep for a long time.

Last night was the most secure sleep he had since returned to China. When he woke up, he felt comfortable all over.

I recalled the shouts and found them very interesting. I subconsciously didn't stop much since I went to bed last night. Every once in a while, he was selling differently, as if everyone had said it was okay.

You can buy a department store if you don’t go out.

It is mixed with local dialects and different tones, which sounds unique. Compared with the busy and bustling sounds of the previous life, it is simply too good.

I even wondered if the reason why I slept so soundly was due to the hawking voice.

Thinking of this, I became excited and a hawking sound came from outside the window.

"I'll buy paintings, buy paintings in paintings~"

Hey, could it be that the New Year pictures sells?

It is said that the New Year paintings in Tianjin are unique, with hundreds of years of history, and gifts or collections are extremely good.

But Cheng Nuo hasn't paid much attention to the New Year pictures in Peking City. If he has the opportunity to gain a better understanding now, he naturally cannot miss it.

After thinking about it, he quickly got up and opened the window, shouted outside, "Hey, the master selling paintings, please wait a little."

After saying that, he quickly got dressed and washed up, touched the face with clean water, and ran out before he had time to wipe it.

The hurried look made the pedestrians outside see. Two female students wearing student uniforms walking with each other pointed at each other, and finally their faces turned slightly red, and they covered their mouths and headed to avoid them and laughed.

The monk Cheng Nuozhe was confused and thought to himself: As for what, wouldn’t I just buy a New Year painting? How could I still be laughed at? Could it be that I was in a hurry to wear clothes and wear them in the opposite direction?

The more I thought about it, the more likely it was. I quickly retreated to the room and turned around in front of the fitting mirror. The clothes were worn normally.

I don't think there is any problem.

However, this passage is first, and it is too unreasonable to let the master wait.

Putting the problem aside for the time being, Cheng Nuo hurried to the hawker.

"Master, how can you sell this painting?"

The vendor looked up and down at Cheng Nuo, and stretched out two fingers with a mysterious expression: "Two corners and one set."

"The price is pretty good, what are you drawing?" Cheng Nuo looked at the other party's wheelbarrow truck covered tightly, and he really didn't know what paintings were hidden.

However, according to convention, they should be some door gods, dolls, etc.

The door god is fine, it’s only a few days before the Chinese New Year and will be available soon.

If it's a baby, then forget it, he was a bachelor in his previous life.

What's going on in this life? Hey, two words, go with the flow.

"The paintings are all available." The vendor saw that the customer was interested, and squeezed his eyes and said with an indescribable smile: "We have Western, Eastern, and palaces."

Cheng Nuo is really confused now. Are there any of these styles in New Year’s paintings?

If you want to say Eastern and Western styles, it is easy to understand. Isn’t it Western style, Japanese and Korean styles? Why are there any palace styles?

Could it be the style of the palace? I have never seen it before.

With curiosity about making things happen, Cheng Nuo asked, "Master, can you let me see the painting? If I like it, there is absolutely nothing to say about the price."

"It's right here?"

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"No, no, no." The vendor waved his hands repeatedly: "It's not possible here, you have to find a place with fewer people."

Oh, why are there more and more famous paintings?

Cheng Nuo suddenly felt that he could not see through this society and was full of unprecedented questions.

Today, I want to see what kind of magical object this painting is.

"No problem, see where is the right place to go?"

The vendor looked around and finally caught a small alley in the north, pointing at it and said, "Sir, let's go to that alley to see the goods, how about it."

Cheng Nuo looked at the alley with his fingers and felt that there was no problem except for the few people, but he was still careful.

"It's okay to go to that alley, but it's just at the entrance of the alley. If it's deeper, it won't work."

"Okay, then I'll walk ahead, you can follow."

The alley is very close, and it is just a few minutes away.

Just like the agreement, the two of them did not enter further when they arrived at the entrance of the alley.

The vendor stopped the wheelbarrow cart in his hand, leaned against the wall, and wanted to lift the linen, and said, "Sir, you can see, these are all newly printed this month, authentic foreign ink, and the villain in the painting is like living."

At first, the things were blocked by the vendors and they couldn't see clearly.

As he moved away, stacks of picture albums finally revealed his true face.

Cheng Norton was disappointed: "It's all printed."

In his impression, folk crafts like this should not be hand-painted, so what is the collection value of printed ones?

The vendor didn't realize the problem, but took out a stack of picture albums with excitement.

"This is a good ink, and it smells like it."

Holding the last glimmer of hope, Cheng Nuo took the album and was about to read it.

This was amazing. He called him fooled and slapped his thigh with a snap.

"No wonder, no wonder, I said, how did the girl look at me with that look, she understood."

The paintings are extraordinary, with some love movements of men and women, and they are invisible.

In other words, hawkers sell "Spring Palace Pictures".

Just as I was about to judge with a critical eye, I suddenly realized that this was on the street, even in the alley, there were people walking around. It was really annoying and harmful to the face.

The vendor is still unsatisfied and is still trying hard to sell his products.

"Look, there is a princess here. Our painter came from the palace. You know what I mean."

Cheng Nuo has no intention of seeing it. Besides, I have never seen photos circulating in the palace, so I can only say that I feel pitiful to Guangxu.

I quickly returned the paintings in my hand to the vendor, and my reputation became bad. I still talk about teaching and educating people.

The vendor refused to give up. While packing up his things, he tried to whisper behind him: "Sir, if you are not satisfied, we still have a handkerchief, let's take a look."

Looking ahead, the two female students were not leaving yet, and were standing on tiptoe and stretching their necks to look here.

Cheng Nuo felt even more hot on his face, and he was caught. If there was a crack in the ground, he really wanted to get in immediately.

Put up your collar and try to cover your face as much as possible and run to the inn quickly.

Oh, it's really afflicting.

What a seller? Isn’t this similar to the one who bought a group of cotton coats in the railway station square in the early years of my life when I saw someone asking if I bought a disc.

It is also selling human flesh with the title of sheep.

Now that we have arrived in the Republic of China, we have made such a joke on him. The key is that we are still seen, which is really embarrassing.

If you think about it carefully, the vendors are not wrong, they are all hinting in their shouts.

"I'll buy paintings, buy paintings in paintings~"

The word "li" sounds very long, but I just tell the customer if I have the goods in the painting?

Alas, curiosity kills the cat.

Big things have not been done yet, and small things have been bumpy.

It’s better to have breakfast first, put the paper into order, and submit the manuscript as soon as possible.
Chapter completed!