Chapter 1124 Take refuge in your Buddha, what is your salary?
"Damn it, I'm so scared. I'm actually dreaming that I'm going to be a monk. Isn't this a mess!!!"
This moment.
After spraying, Lin Fan suddenly woke up. He touched his hair and found that his flowing long hair was still there. He couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief!!!
Just now, when he was about to fall in love with his girls in his dream, his girls suddenly turned into a group of monks and wanted to slap themselves!
This scared Lin Fan!!!
However.
Even more terrifying happened. Just after Lin Fan's words were finished, Guanyin, who had been standing in Lin Fan's house, said lightly, "Isn't it good to convert to my Buddha?"
"Damn, who?!"
After hearing this suddenly, Lin Fan's hair stood up all over his body, and a nervous look appeared on his face.
Although he was a little dizzy because of the teleportation array just now, so he took a break.
But as an old driver, Lin Fan is always cautious wherever he goes!
So, even if he sleeps, he sets a ban!
As long as someone enters, he will immediately sense it.
But now, a living person is staying in his house, but he doesn't notice it. What does this mean?!
This shows that the opponent's strength is extremely terrifying!!!
Thinking of this.
Lin Fan slowly raised his head and looked at the person who was talking. When he saw the other person wearing plain clothes and a charity look, he couldn't help but mutter in his heart, "Woman? Pull me into Buddhism? Guanyin?"
Just as Lin Fan was puzzled, Guanyin mentioned the old story again and said, "Isn't it good to convert to my Buddha?"
Face inquiry!
At this moment, Lin Fan completely understood that his guess might be correct.
After all, when that guy Tang Seng gathered the three brothers, Guanyin would follow him wherever he went!
He fooled Tang Seng so miserably, and it seems that he couldn't argue if the other party didn't come to cause trouble for him.
But, convert to Buddhism? Are you fucking kidding?!
My driver’s ideal is to be a sea king, how could he convert to Buddhism?!
Then, will his fish pond be opened?!
So, Lin Fan started to talk about the conditions directly, "This... can I ask, you strange, how much is your salary?"
"Um?!"
Perhaps Guan Shiyin never thought that he would have to get a salary when he was a monk, so when facing Lin Fan's problem, he couldn't help but frown and said, "How can monks care about yellow and white things?"
When Lin Fan saw that Guanyin wanted to talk to him, he was immediately excited.
After all, he is not afraid of such people who are not afraid of death!
Therefore, Lin Fan immediately said seriously, "Do you know, monks don't care about yellow and white things?"
"this……"
Faced with this sharp problem, Guanyin realized that Lin Fan's variable was not so easy to fool. He wanted to use the method of fooling Tang Seng to fool such a person, but it was just asking for trouble. So Guanyin said straight to the point, "You are very interesting. We Buddhism like it. What conditions do you want to convert to my Buddha?!"
"Well..." Lin Fan also had a headache for a while after being asked by Guan Shiyin's straightforward remarks.
To be honest, whether it is Buddhism or Taoism, this doesn't matter to Lin Fan.
After all, he is a loyal materialist!
If he had to choose a belief, Lin Fan just wanted to say that he liked money in the past and believed that money was everything!
Now, he feels that he has only one belief, that is Yan Xia!
After all, after he arrived at the Divine Realm, he realized that this world was actually much more terrifying than he imagined!
Especially before entering the world of spiritual energy reviving and seeing the scene of the end of the world, Lin Fan felt that he had to prevent all this from happening!
Otherwise, when the troubled times come, and counting on the appearance of the Savior, it would be a joke!
Therefore, he believed that if he wanted to complete his plan, he had to at least figure out everything in this divine realm.
Become the person who sets the rules of the Divine Realm, perhaps this will make his Yanxia last forever.
Therefore, Lin Fan pondered for a long time and kicked the ball back with a serious look on his face, "Let me join Buddhism, what can you give me?"
"Also, why do you think choosing me to join Buddhism can bring you benefits!"
Faced with Lin Fan's question, Guan Shiyin said lightly, "You are really a little clever!"
"As long as you join our Buddhism, I can guarantee that you will survive this mission!!!"
"As for why you chose you to join our Buddhism, and your performance in the Heavenly Palace, I have seen that you have fooled us and are still disobedient, so... we need you!!!"
"Is that true?!" Lin Fan couldn't help but feel relieved when he heard this.
He saw Guanyin so direct before, thinking that this woman knew everything about her.
But now it seems that this woman knows herself from the copy of the Heavenly Palace!!!
In other words, their acquaintance is just a follow-up trouble for the Heavenly Palace!!!
Thinking of this, Lin Fan felt that he could still operate it and maximize his interests!
After all, Lin Fan also felt that instead of placing all his hopes on others, would he not come in person?
Anyway, the other party just asked him to join the Buddhist sect, and did not say that he would abide by the Buddhist rules. So wouldn’t it be a good thing if he was to be Tang Monk and come to the West to obtain the scriptures?
At that time, all the monsters on the road will be taken down, all the ugly ones will be barbecued!
Very happy!!!
Thinking of this.
Lin Fan immediately spoke seriously, "Since you need me, it proves that you have recognized my abilities. Since you agree, the appearance fee will definitely not be cheap!!!"
"Are you right?!!"
Guanyin looked at Lin Fan's serious appearance and couldn't help but shake her head, cursed her little head inwardly, and said lightly, "Your heavenly tribulation is coming soon. I can give you a drop of Yangzhi Xianlu, to protect you from death!!!"
"Sorry, the heavenly tribulation is a divine horse thing, I don't like it!" Lin Fan shook his head dissatisfied when he heard the other party's offer so low.
After all, with his current strength, Tianjie is sure that it is not here to bring him warmth?!
"Isn't it enough? Two drops?" Guan Shiyin frowned and said.
"Hehe..." Hearing this, Lin Fan was too lazy to answer with his face, and sneered directly, gave the other party a look, and let her understand it by herself!
"You are a little greedy!" Guanyin frowned and said when she saw Lin Fan's disdainful posture.
"What a greed? How can I speak verbally when I ask others for help nowadays?!"
"I don't like the gift you gave me, so I'm naturally not familiar with you. If you give me the gifts in place, we will naturally be good brothers!"
Chapter completed!