427 Chapter 427: Condom Allergy(1/2)
Chapter 427: Condom allergies (first update)
I didn't want it, and it was a joke. How could he let his girlfriend raise it?
Jing Jian returned to the 17th floor. As soon as she entered the door, Ms. Lu turned off the TV. The corners of her mouth were almost grinning behind her ears, but she still had to pretend to be calm.
"Here I'm back."
"Um."
As a parent, you should look like a parent. Ms. Lu sets off firecrackers in her heart and speaks very seriously: "Yunduan is still young, so you should pay more attention to your sense of justice."
Xiao Zhong successfully upgraded to the cloud.
"I know."
Ms. Lu secretly was happy: I’m blessed by my ancestors, and someone has finally taken over the second child!
It’s not her belittled her son, it’s Jingjian’s mouth that usually talks to girls, so poisonous that even mothers want to seal it up. A straight man from the middle school doesn’t understand women or love!
Yunduan is such a good child, but he doesn’t even dislike him. Ms. Lu plans to buy some fireworks tomorrow to celebrate.
"Mom," said Keiki, "I need money."
Ms. Lu was in a good mood today: "How many?"
"Five million."
Oh, it's not about pocket money.
Ms. Lu got up, went to the bedroom to get a card, and gave it to Jing Jian: "Here."
Jing Jian answered the card: "Why don't you ask me why I want money?"
"Just don't spend it randomly."
Ms. Lu’s rules for raising poverty are as follows: If Jing Jian wants five thousand, Ms. Lu has to remind him to play less games and dye his head less, and pretend to be poor by the way, but five million means he really has a plan.
I still have some idea about my son. Apart from buying some skin and nodding, there is no big problem.
"There are no classes in my senior year. I plan to start a business and the team has been found."
Ms. Lu asked symbolically: "What kind of entrepreneurship is going to be?"
“Make a game.”
Jing Jian studied business administration at the university, and also learned some programming and animation in his spare time.
Ms. Lu felt very relieved, clenched her fist, cheered up with a smile, and said with her eyes: "Come on, try to earn your wife's fortune as soon as possible."
The forehead is supported by the scenery.
The next Sunday, the outdoors were very hot, like a stove, and the pots of green plants on the balcony were all hot and wilted. Jing Qianqian was also greedy for the cold, and she lay under the air conditioner and couldn't even kick it away.
I saw the scenery at home, and occasionally I said a few words lazily.
Fang Luming shouted on WeChat and started to play the blackmail together.
When Jing saw that Fang Luming's team had just entered, he heard him complaining: "I just dating me for a day and want to go to my house to sleep. Do I look so hungry and thirsty?"
Yang Qingchi spoke indifferently: "Aren't you hungry?"
"roll."
"And what? Go to bed?"
Fang Luming looked like he was chilled and said: "How is it possible? My brother can't even lie down on my bed, of course I'll split it up."
Fang Luming's girlfriend just got married last week. According to him, the girl said she admired him and liked the same yogurt as him.
So Fang Luming agreed to the girl's pursuit. He had a girlfriend like playing, and when it was exaggerated, he changed every three days.
Sleeping girls?
No, he doesn't want to sleep, he just plays.
Tell a secret in a low voice, Playboy Fang Xiaoye is allergic to condoms.
He was too sarcastic when he was a child and used a condom as a balloon. After blowing, his face swollen into a pig's head. His mother said that if he didn't ligate, he would have to sleep with his wife after sleeping. He had to marry him after sleeping, but he doesn't want to get married now. He hasn't had enough fun, and he doesn't want to ligate!
It's gone far.
Fang, who is allergic to condoms: "I'm still missing someone."
Yang Qingchi: "Please take a few more questions."
"Please don't be online."
Shang Wendong has been seeing a psychologist recently and has hardly any social interaction.
"I'll pull me." Jing Jianzhi heard this and then pulled Zhong Yunduan in.
Fang Luming glanced at id: a mysterious woman. He recognized this id. Jing Jian had once before.
"Isn't this a mysterious sister?" Any girl between Nian Fang's fifteen and thirty years old is Fang Luming's "sister".
Zhong Yunduan was a little nervous, and there was a voice from Jingjiu in his ear: "Don't flirt with me, my girlfriend."
Fang Luming was shocked: "My Cao, Jing saw that you were actually single?!"
People who are not good at studying will only say "I am a sage" when they express excitement.
It’s not that Fang Luming was fussing. Jing saw that he was usually Master Mie Jue, who relied on his good voice and good skills. When playing games, he didn’t know how many soft girls he pestered him to call his brother. When did he deal with it?
He actually made a girlfriend silently!
Fang Luming, who had just broken up, felt betrayal, and he wanted to say "I'm a savage" again. Jing Jian's faint warning came from his headphones: "Be careful when speaking, don't swear."
Haha, it’s amazing to have a girlfriend, right?
Fang Luming planned to find another one tomorrow, but he remembered that there was an internet celebrity sister who said she admired him.
"In the cloud."
"Um."
Jing Jian introduced to his girlfriend: "The one who swears is a friend I am not familiar with, Fang Luming. The other is my classmate, Yang Qingchi."
Unfamiliar friends: "..."
"My girlfriend," Jing Jian said with a light tone, obviously shining, "Zhong Yunduan."
Zhong Yunduan greeted him restrainedly: "Hello."
Jing Jian, although he was a dog, Fang Luming was always gentlemanly to girls: "Hello, brother and sister."
Zhong Yunduan was so embarrassed that he dared not speak.
Yang Qingchi talked very little today: "I'm starting."
The game begins.
Jing Jiankai's teammate Mai: "Follow me."
Zhong Yunduan: "Okay."
She followed Jing Jian to Port G.
Fang Luming asked Yang Qingchi where he was going, but Yang Qingchi didn't say anything. Fang Luming jumped by himself, very close to Jingxiu.
When searching for supplies, Jing Jian said, "What's missing? Tell me."
Fang Luming, who is used to being invited to take winter milk, said: "I am missing a first aid kit."
"I didn't ask you."
“…”
Zhong Yunduan whispered: "M416." This gun has pink skin.
Jing Jian threw the M416 and the bullet to the ground and asked Zhong Yunduan to pick it up.
"There is gunshot." Zhong Yunduan said.
Jing Jian could hear it: "It's a human-machine, go and hit it."
Of course, he will follow Zhong Yunduan.
Sometimes there are cunning people in the game who deliberately imitate the sound of human machine guns to trick the enemy. Jing saw that he did this.
But this man-machine is real.
Zhong Yunduan was super excited: "I hit it!"
Jing. He was a straight-tongued man. He praised his girlfriend with great stinginess: "Yes, it's not bad."
Fang Luming: "..." He should be at the bottom of the car, "Qingchi, drive me away!"
Yang Qingchi ignored him.
Only when the back circle shrinks and becomes smaller and smaller did Yang Qingchi come to meet.
When Zhong Yunduan licked his bag, he was hit.
Jing Jian went over and helped her up: "Qingchi, please watch me."
To be continued...