Chapter 94 Kung Fu Panda is Real!
Chapter 94 Kung Fu Panda is real!
Because of the appearance of this panda, Lin Yu and others couldn't even take care of the ant-men for a while.
Perhaps this is the charm of the national treasure. No matter where it is, it easily attracts people to stop and watch.
After taking the last puff of the cigarette, the giant panda raised its head and exhaled white smoke happily, seeming to be in ecstasy.
Just looking at the posture, it does look a bit sexy like a mature uncle and a handsome guy, but paired with such a big, hairy face, it just looks cute and cute.
"Okay, don't act like you're visiting the zoo. I'm not a rare bird or animal. Please step back."
He waved his big palm outward, and everyone took a few steps back obediently. Facing such a friendly face, they could not feel the slightest sense of caution.
The panda rested on the windowsill with one palm, twisted its big round butt flexibly, and jumped out easily.
"careful!"
The four people exclaimed in unison, it was more than ten meters high in the sky outside, was he going to jump directly!?
To everyone's surprise, that seemingly heavy and thick body was actually extremely light and agile.
The chubby giant panda, with its big paws like cattail leaf, leaned slightly on the window sill, made a tiger leap, flew into the air, and pounced directly in front of them!
Several people looked up at the national treasure so close at hand, and their hearts skipped a beat. Seeing this strong and majestic body at such a close distance was really oppressive.
An An swallowed nervously. For some reason, this tension was vaguely mixed with a hint of inexplicable expectation.
The girl hesitated for a moment and then said nervously, "Although it's not appropriate to say this now, can I touch it?"
Hearing this, the panda slowly lowered his head. The little girl in front of him was slender and tender, and still retained a rare innocence in the other world. Looking at the girl's clean and pure eyes, he raised a thick bear paw.
The big palm that came down in front of her pressed firmly on her little head. After rubbing it twice, a dull and confused little face was revealed, and her messy hair was rubbed until it was fluffy.
"Little girl, I'm not just a kitten that people can pick up and play with."
In just a few minutes while a few people were watching the national treasure, the ant-men had already caught up, and the distance between the two sides was only a hundred meters.
The giant panda didn't waste any words. He pushed a few people away with his big palms and took 28 steps directly towards the approaching Ant-Man. His broad and majestic back gave people a sense of solid and reliable security.
"The national treasure is so handsome! His bear paws are so soft!"
"As expected of a beast that can conquer the world just by being cute, it's a fortress!"
"The breeder's feeding of milk and bamboo over the years was not in vain. This trip is worth the price of admission."
Mother Lin looked at her two children, stared at the panda with starry eyes, and whispered excitedly, not knowing what she was talking about.
Lao Lin is calmer than them. After all, he is a mature and rational man and will not fall easily just because he looks cute. He is more concerned about whether this panda can deal with those Ant-Man.
As soon as the two sides met, he didn't make any move. The whole bear that joined the battle was as light as a dragon. It was obviously surrounded by Ant-Man, but it came and went freely. However, Ant-Man, who had never touched him, was jumping up and down anxiously.
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After teasing all the chasing Ant-Man, the panda leisurely raised its paw and pushed it left and right as if doing Tai Chi gestures. The posture of making three or two waves of gold seemed like a breeze, but in fact it was touching.
All die!
All the Ant-Man pushed out by his backhand were smashed to pieces. The Ant-Man he pulled over all rose to the sky in parabolas, shoulder to shoulder with the sun.
Lao Lin opened his mouth to look at this beautiful battle scene, his eyes widened, and even the creases at the corners of his eyes were flattened!
“That’s awesome, that’s awesome!!”
Lao Lin, who spoke passionately, grabbed Yu Lizhen and gestured: "Lizhen, Lizhen, you see, he does this and that, his posture is beautiful, his movements are graceful, he is as relaxed as killing a chicken.
We took care of those ant-men in one step!"
Lin Yu on the other side said, "Kung Fu Panda! This is the real Kung Fu Panda!!"
Having said that, he quickly took out his mobile phone, squatting, standing, taking pictures from above, from above, from all directions and from multiple angles. This is what professional paparazzi can do.
Mother Lin looked at the two people on her left and right, and rolled her eyes speechlessly. These two people were already stunned.
This man chases the stars with crazy energy, which is no less than that of women.
After Gu Jian took care of Ant-Man, as soon as he turned around, he saw the whole family staring at him with extremely fiery eyes, even with a hint of hesitation.
A chill ran down the bear's spine, hehe, what a weird family!
"Okay, it's done." He waved his hand casually, "It's okay, you can go."
As soon as he finished speaking, the young man holding the mobile phone took the lead and smiled brightly.
"Brother Panda, we have just come here and don't know where to go. Do you think you could be kind enough to take us in for a few days? Don't worry, you don't have to worry about what we eat and drink. We will be responsible for it ourselves."
Seeing that he said these words without blushing and without any embarrassment, Lin An silently gave her brother a thumbs up.
Sure enough, you are still strong, and you are still good at it!
Mother Lin also looked at him with a surprised look on her face, oh~ it turns out that the stupid son from home is not stupid, he still has emotional intelligence, but he just didn't find the right time to show it.
You see, this is the opportunity for you to show your enthusiasm!
Gu Jian squinted his panda eyes and looked at a few people with doubts. Isn't he going to be cheated on? It's so rare to save someone and yet he's being blackmailed?
He had been fooled before, and he would definitely not make the same mistake again this time. Saving them once was already the most benevolent and righteous act.
Just as he opened his mouth to refuse, he saw a little girl with a head of fuzzy hair emerging from the side, clasping her hands in front of her chest, her big watery eyes blinking in supplication, "Mr. Panda, please, please
!”
Gu Jian was shocked: Damn—it’s a foul to use magic attack!
People who habitually reach out to touch cigarettes end up only touching the hair on their hands. Looking at their hairy palms, they wonder what they thought of and sighed helplessly.
Now that things have become like this, what else can he be deceived about?
However, he couldn't help but ask, "Don't you have a mustard space?"
Lin Yu stretched out his finger and pointed at the top, "The mustard space where we came down was left there."
Hearing this, Gu Jian nodded to express his understanding. He had encountered many situations like theirs, and they were all a group of lunatics who were not afraid of death.
"Okay, I'll take you to the gathering place, but don't play any tricks on me."
Lin Yu hurriedly raised his hands to show his loyalty, "Don't worry, Brother Panda, we won't do any tricks, we will all listen to your arrangements."
Seeing that he was so sincere, Panda flapped his ears in satisfaction, and then added another sentence.
"Also, don't keep calling me Brother Panda. My name is Gu Jian. I'm an ordinary person just like you. I'm just unlucky enough to be cursed."
--curse?
"By the way, wipe off the dust on your bodies quickly."
At this moment, the falling ashes from the sky had stopped, but a lot of the previous ashes still fell on me.
"What's wrong with the ash? Is there something wrong?"
Mother Lin asked while wiping the ashes from An An's body.
"The longer the ash stays on the body and the more times it gets stained, the more it will look like this in the end."
Several people followed his line of sight and saw Ant-Man, whose head was smashed and bloody!?
Seeing its weird appearance with a human face and an ant body, several people were stunned. They never imagined that this seemingly inconspicuous ashes could actually lurk such great harm!
"Some of them were humans before, but it's a pity——"
The atmosphere that was cheerful and relaxed a second ago suddenly dropped to freezing point due to his few words.
It turns out that the murderous intent in this world started the moment they landed.
Chapter completed!