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Chapter 174: Human-Chicken War

Chapter 174 Human-Chicken War

Zhou Shen straightened up, looked at Xiuxiu, and glared at her angrily: "Sister, this is not a matter of how many steps to take. I have followed you for ten kilometers! When can we reach the back mountain?"

Zhou Shen now realized that he was wasting his efforts!

It's winter now, the ground is bare all around, and you can't even hear a bird chirping. Where is the game?

Liu Xiuxiu must have lied to him!

Look around, the grass and trees are all withered and yellow, and the high mountain not far away is misty. You will definitely gain nothing when you reach the mountain, it will be a waste of effort.

In the past, he was driven ten meters away by a luxury car, but now he was asked to walk such a distance on foot. How could he bear this kind of crime?

So Zhou Shen became more and more reluctant to leave, standing where he was, refusing to move forward.

Xiu Xiu simply left Zhou Shen alone. Young people cannot endure hardship.

So Xiuxiu continued to move forward by herself.

She thought it would be best to catch a squab today and make squab soup.

I don’t know why, but she has been particularly craving pigeon soup recently.

Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly saw a pigeon flapping its wings and flying over from a distance!

Xiuxiu felt happy, what a coincidence!

The pigeon was fat and big. It was looking around with its head on the ground.

Xiuxiu calmly bent down and picked up a stone from the ground, holding it in her hand.

She aimed at the pigeon and was about to take action when a strange scene happened——

I saw the pigeon suddenly running on the spot like crazy, spinning in circles as it ran.

Xiuxiu: "..."

Isn't this a fool?

The pigeon was not aware of its foolish behavior at all, and kept spinning in circles.

Turning and turning, Xiu Xiu looked tired, and she didn’t know if the pigeon was tired from turning.

I saw the pigeon spinning in circles for more than ten times before losing its balance and stumbling towards Xiu Xiu, then fell headfirst in front of Xiu Xiu.

Xiuxiu: "..."

Can it still be like this?

This time she didn't have to do it herself, a stupid pigeon came to her door by herself!

This is the first time Xiuxiu has encountered this situation!

Xiuxiu hesitated for a moment, but finally bent down and picked up the dizzy pigeon.

Recalling what the pigeon did just now, Xiu Xiu doubted whether the pigeon's intelligence was normal.

Will eating it affect your IQ?

After thinking for a moment, Xiuxiu finally made up her mind - forget it, take it home first!

So he threw the pigeon into the basket and continued walking forward.

Zhou Shen seemed to have picked up something, and his curiosity drove him to follow quickly.

I caught up with Xiu Xiu and looked into Xiu Xiu's basket. I saw a fat and big pigeon lying in Xiu Xiu's basket.

Zhou Shen was very surprised, was there really game?

It seems that Liu Xiuxiu did not lie to him!

Xiuxiu glanced at Zhou Shen: "Aren't you unwilling to go up the mountain?"

Zhou Shen said boldly: "Now that I have figured it out, I still have to go up the mountain to catch game!"

What's the point of suffering if you can eat wild game?

Zhou Shen is now full of motivation.

Even a weak woman like Xiuxiu can pick up wild game, so he will definitely be able to pick up more!

So the two of them continued walking forward and soon reached the foot of the mountain.

Xiuxiu said to Zhou Shen: "This mountain is a 'treasure mountain'. There are many unexpected animals and plants on the mountain. You should pay more attention. If you are lucky, you can catch pheasants..."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a pheasant running over from a distance.

He spread his wings while running, like a plane preparing to take off.

Xiuxiu felt a hundred "fuck"s in her heart. This was such a coincidence.

What kind of animal is this? Any animal will come!

Not to mention Zhou Shen, his eyes lit up when he saw the pheasant!

He had only seen pheasants on the dining table before, but today was the first time he saw a live pheasant!

The taste of pheasant meat is so delicious, he has never eaten it in this era!

Zhou Shen rolled up his sleeves, stared at the pheasant with bright eyes, and whispered to Xiuxiu: "Leave it to me!"

Xiuxiu looked at Zhou Shen's thin body and asked worriedly: "Are you... okay?"

Zhou Shen frowned subconsciously: "What does 'can I do' mean? Of course I can!"

Men can't say "no"!

It’s okay to say it’s okay, or it’s okay if it’s not!

Liu Xiuxiu must not be looked down upon!

Zhou Shen wanted to prove himself more and more, so he assured himself: "It's just a pheasant, don't worry, I, Zhou Shen, will never let it escape from my grasp!"

After saying this, Zhou Shen hunched over and tiptoed towards the pheasant.

This pheasant seemed to be out foraging, pecking here and there with its long beak.

Zhou Shen took advantage of the pheasant not paying attention and immediately pounced on it!

It was too late, but soon, the pheasant reacted immediately, flapped its wings and pecked at Zhou Shen!

Zhou Shen was also pecked hard by a pheasant on his arm. The pain made him frown, and he became more and more involved with the chicken.

"Okay, you dare to peck me? See how I deal with you!"

As Zhou Shen spoke, he attacked the pheasant even more fiercely.

The pheasant was not someone to be bullied. It flapped its wings, sometimes jumping up and sometimes down, without any sign of giving up.

As a result, Zhou Shen and Pheasant staged a "human-chicken war".

Xiuxiu watched with great joy, but she didn't expect that this pheasant actually had two brushes!

Sure enough, everything has animism!

Zhou Shen fought the pheasant for eight rounds and was finally defeated. He was exhausted and said panting: "Forget it, forget it, I give up. This pheasant is not a pheasant at all, it is a pheasant essence!"

Xiuxiu said: "Let me do it instead."

Zhou Shen looked at Xiuxiu in disbelief: "You?"

Can Xiu Xiu beat a pheasant that even a man like him can't beat?

Xiuxiu didn't care at all about Zhou Shen's suspicion, took two steps forward, and took the small stone in her hand.

Aiming at the pheasant's head and about to throw it, the pheasant suddenly looked up to the sky and neighed: "Cuckoo-"

The neighing sound was so strenuous that the pheasant was exhausted by the end of its crow. His eyes turned white and he fainted.

Zhou Shen: "..."

Xiuxiu: "..."

The scene in front of me is unbelievable!

Zhou Shen was stunned for a long time and then said to himself: "Did it make itself angry?"

Xiuxiu nodded: "From what I saw, it is true."

Zhou Shen: "..."

After eight rounds of fighting, I couldn't win against this guy, but in the end, he knocked himself out!

If Xiuxiu had not seen the chicken faint in front of her, she would not have believed this scene.

She got a chicken for nothing, which saved her some effort, so great!

Xiuxiu happily picked up the pheasant and threw it into her basket.

Zhou Shen looked at Xiuxiu's backpack with envy.

Zhou Shen couldn't help but said regretfully: "It's all my bad luck! If I hadn't let you come up to deal with that pheasant just now, maybe the pheasant would have been mine!"

He is really crazy and jealous of Liu Xiuxiu now. He did nothing and picked up a pheasant for nothing!
Chapter completed!
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