Chapter 191 Little Sheldon: My grandmother is Mr. Niu!(1/3)
Chapter 191 Little Sheldon: My grandma is Teacher Niu and Ben Niu!
"Why are there so many children in his family?"
Jane said casually: "If you can't afford it, just have fewer children and run an illegal daycare class in the basement. Isn't there something wrong with that?"
"His family is Jewish."
Chuck was concise and to the point.
"..."
Jane looked at Chuck who said nothing with a question mark on her face: "What then?"
Chuck glanced at her but said nothing.
"Is there any common sense in this that I don't know about?"
Jane complained: "What does his Jewish family have to do with raising six children without money?"
“The Jews are the ones who most actively promote the concepts of lace, gay, and unmarried and childbearing.”
Chuck saw that she really didn't understand, so he added.
"...Is there something wrong with me?"
Jane rubbed her temples and said speechlessly: "Let me explain. First, you said that his family is Jewish, so even if he has no money, he has to raise more children, and then he said that he is the most active in promoting the concepts of lace, gay, unmarried and infertile children, etc.
They are also Jewish, what do you mean...what do you mean? Did I hear wrongly, or are they schizophrenic in your eyes?"
"Think about it."
Chuck glanced at her, said something, and continued driving.
Jane was startled and sat upright slightly. She felt that it was neither that she heard wrong nor that she was schizophrenic, but that there was some rationality that she had not thought of. So she quickly started thinking, took a deep breath, visualized and
The scene when Chuck was doing the experiment quickly entered the perspective of passive multi-angle observation.
"You mean to say that they not only proliferate more children, but also promote extreme ideas to induce others not to have children, and then hope to reverse the lack of racial numbers through positive and negative reactions?"
Jane thought thoughtfully: "But that's not right. I saw Detective Rostenkoski wearing a cross. He should be a Catholic."
"Not all Jewish families believe in Judaism."
Chuck said: "Judaism has many classics and complicated doctrines, but Catholicism has a single Bible that is universal, and it is simple and easy to understand. All you need to do is say that you abide by the Ten Commandments. After breaking the precepts, you can immediately get salvation by repenting. If you go out and come back again, it will not matter to secular people."
It is much friendlier than Judaism, and it is still a mainstream sect with social attributes. Is it strange that the Rostenkoski family does not believe in Judaism but instead believes in Catholicism?”
"Not weird, not weird."
Jane smiled bitterly.
"Remember Sheldon Cooper?"
Chuck glanced at her.
"Remember."
Jian nodded and said with a smile: "Anyone who has seen that little guy will find it difficult to forget him."
"He's from Texas, like me."
Chuck said while driving: "Two years ago, because his mother, a devout believer, wouldn't let him play the Dungeons & Dragons board game with demonic elements, he became interested in religion and wanted to learn about Judaism.
Then his grandmother took him to one of her boyfriends, Ila, the only local Jew, to ask him what it was like to practice Judaism.
Ila told him that he didn't feel very good, and she didn't recommend him to believe because his whole life was restricted by rotten and meaningless doctrines. He couldn't do this or that, and he couldn't even go to a cool country club.
"
"Did he really say that?"
Jane said with a smile: "It seems that he really likes little Sheldon's grandmother, otherwise it would be impossible for such a person to tell the truth to outsiders."
"Little Sheldon's grandmother is a heartthrob among old men."
Chuck nodded: "The effect of attracting old men with high IQs is doubled!"
"Then what?"
Jane asked curiously: "Little Sheldon doesn't want to believe in Judaism?"
"No."
Chuck shook his head: "Ila named Jewish celebrities, in addition to Jesus, there are also William Shatner (player of Captain Kirk in the old version of Star Trek), Leonard Nimoy (player of Spock)
Later, both of them were Little Sheldon’s favorite TV stars, not to mention that Einstein and other scientific luminaries were also Jewish, so he immediately wanted to believe in Judaism.”
"Then what?"
Jane listened with great interest.
"Then Ila asked the key question."
Chuck said: "He asked little Sheldon, are you going to stay in Texas when you grow up? Little Sheldon said it was possible, and then he strongly suggested that little Sheldon follow his parents and continue to believe in Catholicism, preferably wearing a
When he went to the cross, there was not a single Jew in the area, so he was unfortunately sent to serve as a missionary, and then he began to speak the truth about those anti-religious tendencies.”
"puff!"
Jian Jian laughed out loud: "This guy is quite funny."
"Think about what's underneath the laugh."
Chuck reminded: "The core of comedy is tragedy. Now do you still think it's strange that the Rostenkoski family does not believe in Judaism, but believes in Catholicism?"
"It's not weird anymore."
Jane completely understood that for most people, it didn’t matter what they believed in, but they had to follow the herd, otherwise they would be ostracized and live like the king of comedy (tragedy).
It was already early in the morning when we returned to the mountainside villa.
Jane, who had managed to hold on until now, said good night and went to the guest room. She wanted to sleep very much now.
"Go wash up!"
Chuck stopped her.
"I'd rather go to bed."
Jane yawned.
"No!"
Chuck shook his head.
"Why?"
Jane looked over in surprise: "You don't have to sleep in the guest room... Do you want to sleep in the guest room?"
He said this with hope in his eyes.
The guest room had gone through a routine experiment before and had not been cleaned at all. It didn't matter to her, but if Chuck suddenly wanted to sleep with her, she would definitely get up and clean it immediately.
"No!"
Chuck shook his head: "After washing, let's go to the master bedroom."
"real?"
Jane was overjoyed and a little incredible.
Before thinking about it, Chuck had always either left or let her go afterward. There was no such thing as sharing the same bed... Auntie was indeed right, she should have come here long ago!
"I'll go right away!"
Jane happily went to wash up.
When she finished the cleaning process and came to the master bedroom, she saw Chuck pressing the timer. She was surprised and worried at the same time: "Come again?"
"You will now be my assistant detective."
Chuck said bluntly: "My real detective assistant, Jane Banner, can fight on foot, on water, in vehicles, on horseback, in day and night, and in every one of them she can do it perfectly. No one is better than Jane, the newbie at the FBI."
·As far as Banner can tell, it's already early in the morning, and a new day brings a new training schedule!"
"..."
Faced with Chuck who said such a thing so seriously, Jian was speechless and could only accept the training in a funny manner.
The next day.
Just as she was sleeping soundly, she was awakened again. When she opened her eyes, she saw Chuck standing in front of her. She was immediately startled and blurted out: "I am not a Jew!"
She really doesn't want to do human-making training anymore.
"It's getting late, it's time to continue investigating the case."
Chuck ignored her abnormal reaction, reminded her, and left.
In the past, she and her experimental subjects had always been together briefly, never lasting more than 11 days each time. Now that Jane wanted to be his detective assistant, it was perfect for a long-term experiment.
Just as he told Jane in the early morning, he already had a complete set of experimental procedures, which he finalized when he asked his secretary Helen to book a plane ticket for Jane.
The initial test last night and the additional test in the early morning were not ideal for Chuck.
To be continued...