Chapter 320: Extremely Smart Little Howard, Misfortunes Never Come Single(1/3)
Chapter 320: The clever little Howard, the old unlucky old man who never comes alone.
"How about it?"
Ross suppressed his shame and frustration, and came over with a hopeful voice.
"Very angry."
Of course, Chuck would not reveal the information about the beauty in the oil painting, so he calmly expressed his most intuitive feelings.
"I'll just say it!"
Chandler's teasing voice sounded.
"I mean clues!!!"
Ross shouted.
"Besides this red rose, is there anything else?"
Chuck asked.
"Gone!"
Ross shook his head.
"are you sure?"
Chuck was expressionless: "You didn't say anything about this red rose before."
"..."
Ross was speechless, and then he met Chandler's playful eyes, which he was about to speak, and immediately yelled out of guard: "What are you implying?!!!"
"Don't get excited, just get used to it."
Chandler comforted him: "Look at me, I've been misunderstood for so many years and I'm here now. It's nothing."
“I wasn’t screwed!!!”
Ross yelled: "I'm not even bent!!!"
"Tell me what you remember."
Chuck had no time to listen to his incompetent rage and hung up the phone directly.
Now he already knows that this was done by someone sent by Oil Painting Beauty, and that is enough.
What happened next has nothing to do with Ross.
This is a matter of him and Anna fighting against the criminal group headed by the oil painting beauty.
Ross and the others don't need to know at all.
"What's his attitude?"
At the hospital, Ross was hung up on the phone. Faced with Monica and Chandler, his temper suddenly became even more explosive. Thinking of the sultry red rose behind him and the $2.04 billion, he was scratching his heart and couldn't help himself.
"It's enough!"
Monica was also very annoyed: "Don't think about the past, think about your present, think about your future!"
"What was it like in the past? What's happening now? What's going on in the future?"
Ross said angrily.
A few days later.
The news that Ross was kidnapped and that the jackpot fortune was robbed made the front page headlines.
There are no more ups and downs in life than this.
Ross still struggled with the peak of his life, and urged Monica to ask Chuck from time to time, but the result naturally made him despair.
"Hi, my favorite cousin Ross, welcome back safely!"
Young Howard came with his extended family members to visit Ross, who was recovering from his injuries at home after being discharged from the hospital.
"uh-huh."
Ross had a grimace on his face and couldn't laugh at all.
"Don't worry about the news outside."
Little Howard comforted him very considerately, still wearing the flattering smile on his face when he learned that his cousin Ross won the big prize.
"At least you won a prize, right? And if you got married for the second time, it was free~"
When he said this, his expression immediately became vulgar.
But it was this wretchedness that made Ross's face soften slightly, and he said angrily: "What do you want to say?"
"I mean, you promised to invest in our very promising mechanical girlfriend project, is that okay?"
Little Howard smiled and said what he was most concerned about.
Um.
As a future scientist, he is full of enthusiasm for scientific projects and only cares about science. As long as the progress of scientific projects will not be hindered, he is very optimistic.
His science project planning was inspired by Leonard Jr.'s hugging robot and Young Sheldon's fighting robot.
After repeated farces of alien monsters kidnapping children on Earth, he has evolved from these superficial appearances to taking this as an opportunity to officially have his own great scientific research path.
That is to study the mechanical girlfriend plan!
Think about it, if you have a mechanical girlfriend, what a benefit it will be to humans, especially otakus like them!
Of course, this mechanical girlfriend is the main plan, and there are some subtle hidden branches below, such as the mechanical girlfriend plan and so on.
And when he learned that his cousin Ross had won a huge prize, he immediately made a PPT overnight and went to sell his grand plan to his mentor, his wretched colleague, the family clown, and the ugly eldest cousin Ross.
Not surprisingly, my cousin, a like-minded cousin, also expressed great interest in this plan.
But what is not surprising is that their focus is somewhat different.
Give an example.
He paid more attention to the cruelty points of the mechanical girlfriend, which increased from the normal two hearts to three hearts.
Cousin Ross, on the other hand, is more concerned about the mouth parts of his mechanical girlfriend.
With the shadow of being laughed at by everyone when he went to the hospital in the past, little Howard tried to bring his cousin's attention to his level, at least not to consider such risky ideas in the short term.
But whoever pays is the boss!
Fortunately, after he had been ridiculed over and over again, he had become somewhat immune to it.
At the very least, with his insistence and protest, he went to Princeton Teaching Hospital, and a medical coding code was issued for his situation.
If you shout it out in public, people who don't know the inside story will not understand what it is.
So it was easy for him to suppress his embarrassment and shadow and discuss it seriously with his eldest cousin.
Of course now he finally understands that it was all a misunderstanding.
It turns out that the older cousin with strange concerns is actually a fake, and he is a dentist... Isn't this strange?
Human beings always have an inexplicable fear of beings that can completely replace themselves, but they can't help but be driven by interests to get closer.
"What kind of mechanical girlfriend plan?"
Ross complained.
"that is……"
Young Howard tried his best to explain, hoping to make his real cousin agree with his plan.
"Do you think I still have money?"
Rose really wanted to yell out loud, but looking at Howard Jr.'s flattering smile, this was the look he needed most after losing the 2.04 billion grand prize.
So even though the reports were overwhelming and even revealed the angry red rose on his back, he still didn't want to say it himself.
So he tried to use his IQ to fight against the ridicule: "You should know the most ridiculous part of this plan, right?"
"What's so funny about this?"
Little Howard said with a smile.
"Those who have the conditions to vigorously research and promote this will naturally not be short of money, right?"
Ross looked at Howard Jr.
"certainly."
Little Howard could only nod.
Scientific research is not something that is created in a garage without any conditions. That is not called research, it is called cheating!
"Since they have money, do you think they will be short of girlfriends?"
Ross complained: "If he has this money to invest in this mechanical girlfriend that he may never use in his life, he has played with all kinds of girlfriends."
When faced with such doubts and complaints, Howard Jr. smiled and tried to explain, until he realized that there seemed to be no hope, then his face suddenly changed and he looked at Ross sarcastically: "You said so much, you can't really get any money."
To be continued...