Chapter 444 Bernie’s Puppet Talk Show, MAX’s Science Competition

Author: Qingsi Looking Back

"Come on, let's show the boss what buy one, get one free~"

When Bernie's father was called to help by his wife in the kitchen, the eldest cousin MAX immediately handed the puppet in her hand to the little cousin Bernadette and said with a smile.

"stop!"

Bernadette immediately shyly took over her puppet and asked her older cousin who was teasing her to stop saying those embarrassing words.

"Is not it?"

The eldest cousin MAX continued to tease her: "You have already named the puppet, aren't you going to take her with you when you get married?"

Don’t worry, most people may not be able to stand a few burrs on the wood chips, but there are always some tough guys who are strong enough to smooth everything and make the rough road smooth~”

As he spoke, he looked at Chuck provocatively.

"MAX!"

After all, Bernadette is not as venomous as she will be after her future marriage, and the person in front of her is not her future husband, and her eldest cousin MAX is here. How can she withstand this? Her ears suddenly turned red, and she turned the puppet

The baby hid behind him and stared at his eldest cousin in shame, his voice obviously becoming high-pitched and high-pitched.

"Don't get excited."

MAX immediately knew that his little cousin was really angry, so he quickly smiled and comforted her. However, the nature of the poisonous tongue and yellow accent was not so easy to change, so he casually came back again.

"If you think Dai Mi is too naughty and you are afraid that she will scare men away and make them wilted, you still have me as your eldest cousin~"

"..."

Bernadette wanted to get angry, but seeing MAX's playful smile and her eldest cousin hugging her directly, she couldn't move, so she had to forget it.

In fact, as she said to Chuck before, many people say that she is very similar to her eldest cousin MAX.

A ferocious and domineering figure, a vicious tongue and a sinister character.

But in fact, a ferocious and domineering figure is innate, while a poisonous tongue and a yellow-tongued character are acquired.

How was it developed?

Her mother is the most devout Catholic and is always worried that she will be affected by various negative influences, so she pays too much attention to her.

For example, in the future of the original time and space, when she was at work, she would call her every day to ask if she had eaten a healthy lunch. Of course, she would not ask if her bowel movements were normal.

This will happen when she grows up in the future. Today, her mother still treats her as a nine-year-old child and helps her match her clothes early in the morning.

She is usually covered up tightly, trying to eliminate the effect of her fierce and domineering figure on other people's eyes as much as possible.

This will still be the case when I grow up in the future.

At this age, she has never ridden a bicycle, and she still won't be able to ride a bicycle in the future. The reason is different from Phoebe's lack of conditions to ride a bicycle. Her mother is because she is afraid that she will hit something while riding a bicycle and she will no longer be a virgin.

This matter was ridiculed countless times by her eldest cousin MAX, and one of the venomous jokes was.

"Auntie made a mistake. She never let you ride a bicycle. When you get married in the future, if you meet a husband who cares about this matter, you won't be able to use riding a bicycle as an excuse like everyone else~"

With a mother who exerts all-round control over her in the name of love, and a cousin who is a free and easy-going student with a vicious tongue, a normal girl would listen to her mother openly, but in her heart she would prefer her own.

My cousin who is a top student, I subconsciously worship and imitate my cousin who is a top student.

As time goes by, of course she becomes more and more venomous, and looks more and more like her eldest cousin MAX.

So she is not actually disgusted with her eldest cousin's venomous tongue. On the contrary, if no one is around, she can have passionate exchanges with her eldest cousin MAX. The scale of her venomous tongue is beyond the imagination of normal people, and it is impossible for her to do so.

Describe it.

But at this moment, their cousins ​​were not alone.

My idol Chuck is right in front of me, and my parents are in the kitchen not far away.

Therefore, being cautious, of course she couldn't bear to listen to her elder cousin MAX's full-throated venomous tongue, but she couldn't fight back.

"Her name is Demi?"

Chuck said.

"Um."

When Bernadette saw Chuck asking, her sharp and high-pitched voice suddenly began to whisper again: "Demi Joe St. Cloud..."

Having said this, under the encouraging gaze of her eldest cousin MAX, she stretched her hand into the puppet doll's body and began to control the doll to speak. The voice was different from hers.

"Hi, Detective Chuck, I'm from South Carolina. I heard that you are the tough guy that the bombshell bastard MAX calls tough enough?"

"Hahaha!"

MAX, who was called a meatball asshole by the puppet, not only did not get annoyed, but laughed loudly, patted his thigh and said with a smile: "That's it! This is my most real little cousin!"

"No, I am not."

Chuck shook his head solemnly when faced with Bernadette's vicious tongue and tongue-in-cheek, which she used to use puppets to release her natural instinct.

"Did your inspiration come from your eldest cousin MAX?"

"Half and half."

Bernadette continued to control the puppet's venomous tone: "After all, Bernie is so cute and innocent. It requires a talent to participate in a beauty pageant. You can't just rely on her to spread rumors that all the other contestants are pregnant, right?"

"Freeze said."

Bernadette herself whispered softly and scolded her puppet: "I will never spread such rumors...and they are not all rumors~"

This sentence shows that Bernadette looks sweet on the outside, but is actually very sinister on the inside.

After hearing this, Chuck and MAX were not shocked at all that someone competing against Bernadette at such a young age was pregnant.

After all, this is free America.

Chuck was well-informed and did not mention that MAX only stayed at the Princeton Teaching Hospital for more than a week and witnessed with his own eyes a young athlete who was made pregnant by his coach.

At first, all the doctors who consulted thought it was her unexplained weight gain, and the various symptoms did not match up. They never dared to imagine getting pregnant at such a young age... Of course, even if they saw it at the beginning, they would not dare to say it.

We still have to act shocking, otherwise the archway with the strictest protection for children will no longer be there!

Afterwards, I heard from the little athlete that this was nothing unusual, "it's no big deal"...

"That's true."

After Bernadette whispered softly, she continued to control the puppet's venomous tongue: "So you can only find another talent, otherwise you will kill all your opponents directly. Then why is there any need for me to exist?"

"This is true!"

MAX smiled and said: "It's just that you have half of my credit. I dare not admit it. I swear, I definitely don't have the ability to let Bernie have you~"

"In your dreams!"

Bernadette controlled the puppet doll to look at her eldest cousin with her Annabelle-like uncanny valley eyes, and started squirting wantonly.

"Since you all know that Bernie is a sinister person, how dare you say that to her? Aren't you afraid that one day she will make you die in an ugly way? Believe me, I can feel her sinister intentions!"

"Let her come! I'm not afraid!"

The eldest cousin MAX looks down on the younger cousin Bernadette: "If you have the ability, let her kill me~"

A pair of cousins ​​started to have sex with each other with the help of an occasional doll, and Chuck watched with great interest.

"The inspiration for the poisonous tongue comes from MAX, while the inspiration for the puppet comes from Mrs. Gloria Pritchett."

Bernadette used the puppet to squirt her eldest cousin MAX. She was a little embarrassed when she saw Chuck watching silently, so she quickly switched to her own soft voice and explained to Chuck.

"She once participated in a beauty pageant in her hometown. The other candidates all chose to show off their skills as usual, but she wanted to be different, so she made a puppet, but it was not a doll, but a bad-tempered uncle. The two partnered up to do a talk show, and finally

Successfully won the championship!”

After saying this, she glanced at Chuck and was embarrassed to speak, but she felt very good about the passionate exchange with her eldest cousin just now, so she subconsciously controlled the puppet with her hands, kept her mouth still, and started ventriloquism again.

"Burnie didn't want me at all. After all, what use could I be? Between a baby best friend and the lover of her dreams, a woman will always have only one choice!

Just look at Mrs. Pritchett, the husband she finally chose was old, ugly, and bad-tempered. He was simply the real-life version of the bad-tempered uncle.

It's a pity that all this was stopped by Bernie's mother.

There was no way she would agree to Bernie bringing an extremely handsome man on stage to perform cold jokes, and even wantonly suppressing my figure!

Come on!

Take a look at the inspiration for my creation, Mrs. Gloria Pritchett as the inspiration for the puppets, MAX Black as the inspiration for the vicious tongue, and my best friend and owner Bernadette Rostenkoski!

Look at the three of them!

Even a blind person should know that what they have in common is so obvious!

As an existence born from them, I have such an incredible figure?

This is not fair!"

"Don't be sad."

MAX laughed and joked: "It doesn't matter if your figure is suppressed. Anyway, the little Bernie who appeared with you in the end was also wrapped in a thick dress. It doesn't matter whether you want it or not."

While they were talking and laughing, MAX's cell phone rang. Before she even took it out, she complained: "I knew it was Caroline's without even looking. If I didn't know that she likes the Boss one, I would have fallen in love with her."
To be continued...