Chapter 182 What do you know? I came to a deserted island to survive, and men will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword.
Chapter 182 "What do you know? I came to a desert island to survive, and men will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword."
Han Sibai sighed lightly and looked at the person in front of him, his eyes filled with "I really can't do anything to you."
At this time, Kong Hu, who finally recovered, took the small speaker from Zou Yun's hand.
"Now, please choose the person you want to partner with one on one. The selection condition is to share your own food with the other person. Once the combination is successful, it means that two people will have their own and their teammates' food at the same time! We will be together at noon tomorrow
Let’s have lunch together!”
Everyone carefully thought about Kong Hu’s words, and Lu Wenzhou came out to summarize: “So it means to choose a meal friend based on the food? But if I like the other person’s food, but the other person doesn’t like my food, is this right?
Still can’t successfully combine it?”
"Yes."
Lu Wenzhou's expression instantly collapsed: "...This is so difficult. Director Kong, I think you are deliberately targeting me and Qi Yang. It's just the two of us. Who would choose the two of us?"
?On purpose?"
"That's right." Qi Yang was also angry.
Kong Hu looked at the guests and gloated: "This is the effect you want. As for how to persuade others to successfully form a team with you, you have to rely on your own ability!"
Qi Yang planned to smash the jar, looked at Lu Wenzhou and said: "Otherwise, instead of choosing someone else, we will choose each other. Anyway, our food is about the same as hell, so we might as well smash it together!"
Lu Wenzhou was delighted to hear this and spread his hands: "Okay, it's completely ok!"
【These two idiots are really my source of laughter.】
[Let’s just say, the moment Lu Wenzhou and Qi Yang looked at each other just now, I seemed to have been knocked... I couldn’t be the only one, right? 】
[Me too, why not just call it "bad CP"? 】
[I think it works, it suits them both.]
[Hey guys, are you starting to smoke now? It seems that my layout is not big enough. I am still thinking about helping you match girlfriends, but you are already looking for boyfriends???]
[Hello everyone, I am Xiao Baiyang, and Qi Yang is a straight man. It’s okay to take CP, but don’t do it in front of the real owner, and I still prefer him and the stupid little beauty Lin Xi!]
[Hahahahahaha I also eat Qi Yang and Lin Xi! 】
When Kong Hu saw that the direction was slowly going awry, he quickly raised the trumpet and tried to pull it back.
"Friendly reminder! When choosing a meal friend, you cannot choose someone of the same gender, you must choose someone of the opposite gender!"
After Director Kong finished speaking, three voices sounded in unison——
"Ah? Why??"
Kong Hu was stunned and found that Ye Wanxing, Qi Yang, and Lu Wenzhou were talking at the same time.
He can still understand the latter two, but what is going on with the classmate Ye Wanxing in front?
"Classmate Ye Wanxing, do you have any questions?"
Ye Wanxing put his hands on his hips and said in a somewhat rude tone: "Yes, of course I do. Why can I only choose the opposite sex when choosing my dining friends? What's wrong with me just wanting to eat with a sweet-smelling girl? All men stink!"
Han Sibai: "..."
Kong Hu: "..."
He really didn't expect that Ye Wanxing would give this answer. It was a bit too refreshing and refined.
But his intuition told Kong Hu that there must be something wrong with being so fresh and refined.
"Classmate Ye Wanxing, ours is a love show after all. Generally speaking, love is a relationship between a man and a woman. What's the point of playing with female guests all the time? You should interact more with the male guests!"
Ye Wanxing glanced at Kong Hu lightly: "What do you know? I came to the desert island to survive. Men will only affect the speed of my sword draw."
"..."
Kong Hu looked at the pictures of the little girl in front of him who was more than twenty years younger than him and still kept making fun of her. He had an idea and was about to throw the topic to Han Sibai next to him.
"Best Actor Han, she said you would affect the speed at which she draws her sword. Can you bear this?"
Ye Wanxing honestly didn't expect Director Kong to come up with this trick.
"???"
Damn Kong Baldy, you are such a good dog.
Han Sibai, who was suddenly cueed, still looked as calm as an immortal. He slowly turned his head, looked at the little girl standing next to him, and spoke with interest.
"Buanwan, right? Will my brother affect the speed at which you draw your sword?"
Ye Wanxing really didn't expect that Han Sibai would pick up on Kong Hu's words. He felt that this man was really shameless, so he became angry and rudely criticized him.
"I didn't say you were my man."
"Morning and evening."
Han Sibai answered the question so quickly that Ye Wanxing almost didn't react.
She stared at him dumbfounded, with an expression clearly written on her face: "Zang Zhong, what nonsense are you talking about???"
Even when the little girl in front of him glared at her fiercely, Han Sibai's eyes did not dodge at all, and he looked at her so openly.
Everyone around him was quiet now, concentrating on eating melon in silence, not to mention how enjoyable it was.
Except for Lu Zhishan, who was looking at Ye Wanxing's side face with a look that could set someone on fire. She was so angry that she wanted to rush up to Han Sibai and let Han Sibai look at her, but ignore this rude woman.
Just when Ye Wanxing thought the topic was over, Han Sibai suddenly spoke again.
"Why are you looking at me like that? Am I wrong? I -"
Ye Wanxing was afraid that he would continue to say something rude, so he rushed up and covered Han Sibai's mouth.
A vicious warning in his ear: "If you dare to say one more word, I will stuff all that box of cod sushi into your mouth!"
"..."
Seeing that he didn't express his opinion, Ye Wanxing gritted his molars and asked, "Do you believe it or not?"
Han Sibai nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and even stretched out his hands in a gesture of "I surrender."
Ye Wanxing slowly let go of the hand covering his mouth.
CP fans have gone crazy.
[Did you notice? These two people have more and more physical contact now, hehehehe.]
【True Family Brotherhood.】
[With the arm strength of the Korean actor, can he lift the stars with one hand? But others don’t, eh, they are willing to be bullied by the stars, don’t you think it’s sweet?]
[Selfish cp group rice friends! Let’s cook together at noon tomorrow!!]
Ye Wanxing turned to look at Kong Hu, who was watching the show, with a scrutinizing look in his eyes.
"So there is no room for negotiation about having to be friends with people of the opposite sex, right?"
"Yes." The director answered in the affirmative without being humble or condescending.
Ye Wanxing pursed her lips and said nothing, a slight displeasure visible in her expression.
Kong Hu looked at her and couldn't help but be curious: "I want to ask, if you could have a meal buddy with someone of the same sex, who would you choose?"
Ye Wanxing looked at him expressionlessly, and his tone was serious: "Is this allowed to be said?"
Kong Hu was stunned for a moment: "Of course you can, what's not to say?"
"I want to choose Lu Zhishan."
After Ye Wanxing finished speaking, the whole place fell into silence. Everyone looked at her with shock and confusion, thinking that they heard wrongly.
Chapter completed!