Chapter 84: Found Two Eating Stupid Ghosts
Dajue Temple did not hold a ritual ceremony today, and of course it would not prepare food for the ghosts.
After going to the kitchen and looking around, he didn't find anything to eat. Lin Yi was a little disappointed, "It's bad luck."
Lao Cao said: "Don't worry, you've already come, how can you leave on an empty stomach? Let's go to the kitchen and look for it."
Dajue Temple is the largest temple in North China, and it regularly invites pilgrims to eat. These chefs have obtained chef certificates. The vegetarian dishes they make are also famous for their deliciousness.
The back kitchen is slightly smaller and is specially prepared for the monks in the temple. They came at the right time and the monks had just brought bowls to eat.
Lao Cao took Lin Yi and sat on the big kitchen table to eat. The table was filled with pots and pots of vegetables, and the chef put them on plates and took them out to the monks.
"Try the fish tofu, it's delicious." Lao Cao greeted Lin Yi and started eating.
Just smelling the aroma of the food, the saliva in his mouth started to surge. Lin Yi didn't care about his appearance and sat down. In order to make it easier to eat, he didn't wear a mask anymore, but wore a paper mask, only exposing his eyes and face.
The mouth does not affect eating at all.
"It's delicious, it's delicious." After eating the fish-flavored eggplant, Lin Yi almost swallowed his tongue. Then he tried other dishes. It was really delicious. Lin Yi was so excited that he wished he could bury his whole body in the basin and fuck.
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Lin Yi put his hands on the table, smelled with his nose, and inhaled slightly with his mouth, swallowing all the fragrance and essence of the food into his stomach, and his whole body floated up involuntarily.
Lao Cao looked at him and looked like he was starving to death, so he couldn't help laughing and said: "Don't overeat, there is still more."
It was dinner time, and people came in and out of the kitchen from time to time, putting the food that Lin Yi and the others had eaten on plates and taking it out. A chef looked at the braised tofu fish that had changed color, and said in confusion: "This has only been out of the pot not long ago.
Ah, why did it change the color?" But without thinking much, he took the plate and went out.
But the monks who were eating outside found that the food was not very fresh and did not even have any taste. He couldn't help but call the chef angrily: "What did you do today? Didn't you put salt?"
The chef was confused: "Let it go."
"Then try it. It doesn't taste anything."
The chef paid off and his face changed drastically: "How is this possible?"
At this time, other monks also pointed to the food in the bowl: "This doesn't taste good to me. I said, Lao Zhang, have you gone on a mission today? It tastes like chewing wax."
Many monks also reported that their dishes were tasteless.
Of course, there are some dishes that are full of color, flavor and flavor. However, some dishes are really tasteless and hard to describe.
The chef looked confused and entered the kitchen again. He tasted all the remaining dishes in front of the big table. His face changed drastically and he did not believe in evil. He continued to taste other dishes, his face turned blue, and he shouted: "How could this happen?"
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Lin Yi said to Lao Cao: "Let's leave quickly." Anyway, we had almost eaten.
Lao Cao wiped his mouth and said, "Let's go. If you don't leave, you will be easily discovered."
The two stood up, and Lin Yi also took a nap. A monk wiped his face and shouted, "Who was blowing on me just now?"
Lin Yi: "..."
Half of the dishes cooked by the chef were tasteless. This evil thing also alarmed the magicians who were waiting for the food to be delivered from the kitchen. Some monks who ate earlier also ate tasteless dishes. These monks were rich in experience.
I immediately thought that I should be eaten by a ghost. I was so angry that I opened my heavenly eyes with Buddhism. Then I picked up a wooden stick and rushed to the kitchen.???.biquge.biz
This monk is also quite famous. He is one of the disciples of Master Daxing. He is also Master Buhui who gave the transcendence to Mr. Li Mingde that day. Master Buhui is proficient in Buddhism and can communicate with yin and yang. He is also responsible for communicating with ghosts and receiving some information.
He is quite famous in the capital for his work on crossing over.
Master Buhui came to the kitchen and said to the monks who were scolding the chef: "Everyone, go out and close the door." His eyes immediately locked on Lao Cao and Lin Yi, and he shouted, "How dare you come to me, these hungry ghosts?"
Dajue Temple secretly eats it." He waved the wooden stick in his hand and struck Lin Yi.
I don’t know where this starving ghost came from, but he had the nerve to wear a mask and hide his head and tail, so he was the first to deal with him.
Lin Yi: "..." Seeing that the stick was about to hit him, he quickly stepped back and pulled Lao Cao as he was about to jump out of the window.
"Where to go!" Master Buhui threw the wooden stick in his hand.
Lin Yi quickly dodged it and floated away with Lao Cao.
"No wonder you dare to come to my Dajue Temple to steal food. It turns out that you still have a while." Master Buhui was stunned, and became more and more angry. He ordered the monks around him to set up formations and recite the soul-calling mantra, "Namo Bubu Emperor Jialiduoliita
Duo oh doo ye..." Master Buhai is quite prestigious in front of ordinary monks. After hearing this, many monks immediately ran out of the kitchen, clasped their hands together, and started chanting mantras.
"No, this is a soul-calling curse." Lao Cao often came to Dajue Temple to steal food, and he heard that it was a soul-calling curse. The other party wanted to attract the ghosts around the temple to deal with them.
Lin Yi also became nervous: "Then let's run away quickly." Just as he was about to lead Lao Cao to use the teleportation technique, he suddenly said "Ami Tuo Buddha". The voice was full of energy, like a spring thunder bursting, and like a heavy hammer.
Above his head, Lin Yi shivered cleverly, while Lao Cao was even worse, "Oh my god..." His whole body fell straight down.
Lin Yi also fell from the sky.
At this time, a group of monks were surrounding them with wooden sticks. Lao Cao hugged Lin Yi's waist tightly and said: "These are all pear sticks, which are strong and durable. They have been worshiped by incense all year round and are soaked in Buddhist scriptures. They are no less beautiful."
A Taoist priest's mahogany sword. If the stick hits me, half of my life will be lost."
Lin Yi hesitated and took out the peach wood stick: "What about me?"
The peach wood stick was Lin Yi's indispensable weapon for fighting in the underworld, but when Lao Cao saw it, he jumped out of the distance and cried mournfully: "Oh my god, you are going to kill me."
Lin Yi: "..."
The monk who had his heavenly eyes opened: "..." If it weren't for the wrong occasion, I would have laughed out loud. Where did this idiot come from?
Lao Cao also felt quite embarrassed, and it became even more difficult to expose his impermanent identity, so he had to stand up, pointed at Master Buhui and shouted: "You are such a stingy monk. If you eat some vegetarian food from you, I will be beaten and killed."
"The worst I can do is give you some money." He took out a few gold ingots from his pocket and threw them over.
Lin Yi gave him a cold look, didn't he say he had no money?
Master Buhai's face twitched, we don't need these gold ingots.
Lao Cao simply acted like a rogue and said: "Monk, let us go quickly, otherwise I will come back next time and bring my friends over to deprive you of Dajue Temple."
Master Buhai was so angry that he said, "Arrogant, arrogant." Then he started to recite the sutra with his eyes slightly dozed.
The monks began to form an array, and they all raised their pear sticks and slapped the ground hard, "Hey! Ha!" The dull knocks and the monks' mighty shouts hit Lao Cao's chest like a heavy hammer.
Lao Cao covered his chest and clutched Lin Yi tightly: "Leave quickly." If they were one step later, they would really be captured alive. Even if their identities were found out, the other party would let them go, but they would be thrown into grandma's house if they were embarrassed.
Already.
Lin Yi grabbed Lao Cao's hand and used the teleportation technique. For some reason, he bumped into a monk. Before Lin Yi felt anything, Lao Cao was screaming in agony and black smoke was rising from his body.
"What's wrong?" Lin Yi sweated profusely.
Lao Cao screamed and howled: "I asked you to use teleportation, but I didn't ask you to lead me to hit the monk's pear stick." Didn't you read the almanac when you went out today?
Looking at Lao Cao who looked like a clown, Master Bu Hai twitched his lips. Where did this idiot come from? He was so stupid that it made people laugh.
Chapter completed!