Chapter 88 Master Huang Wu Becomes Huang Wu
No matter how majestic Lin Yi is in the underworld, in the underworld, he is just a big boy who is an ordinary boy, and he is still at the bottom of society. In front of a rich woman who has a good family background and inherited hundreds of millions of assets from her uncle, she feels quite...
They are so out of place, as if they are from two different worlds.
He was really afraid of Sun Miaomiao, not only because he was afraid of being recognized, but also because of those cold eyes that could see everything. Just imagining it made him feel uncomfortable all over.
Come on, it’s also very cold during the Spring Festival in Beijing. I don’t want to freeze myself.
The hospital understood Lin Yi's situation and hired a caregiver for him. Anyway, the money was paid by the offender, who was also quite wealthy. The hospital didn't care about the money. Not only did it hire a caregiver for Lin Yi,
They also arranged for a car to take him back to the rental house.
The nurse pushed Lin Yi through the security booth and towards the elevator with the wheelbarrow. He happened to meet his next-door neighbor Luo Guangming, who was also coming back from outside. He happened to see Lin Yi with a broken hand and leg, and took a breath.
Thinking that it was Huang Pizi's revenge, he gave Lin Yi a talisman, saying that it was blessed by his master and it was very effective and would ensure Lin Yi's academic safety.
"Although I know you don't believe this, I still wear it for peace of mind." Luo Guangming knew that Lin Yi didn't believe this, so he made up a random reason.
Lin Yi took it without saying a word and said: "Brother Luo makes sense. Sometimes, psychological suggestion is still very important. Thank you, Brother Luo."
Luo Guangming: "...You're welcome."
After entering the elevator, Luo Guangming was still afraid that Huang Pizi would cause trouble for Lin Yi, so he gave Lin Yi his phone number and told him to call him if he had any questions.
Lin Yi nodded and said: "Well, although you deceive people to make money, there will be a market if there is demand. Some people are timid and suspicious by nature, so they just fall for your tricks. This is also your opportunity. If you don't make money, it will be for nothing.
Earn it, I understand."
Caregiver: "..." Suddenly I felt that this kid was beaten with a cold hand and had his hands and legs broken by someone else, and he was asking for it.
Luo Guangming: "..." Forget it, I, my lord, am not the same as you.
The elevator door just opened, and there stood a young Taoist priest also wearing a Taoist robe, "Brother, you are finally back." He was almost tired of waiting.
Luo Guangming said with some surprise: "You have been waiting for me here?"
"Otherwise, I don't have the key." The junior brother complained and glanced at Lin Yi. Luo Guangming did not introduce him to him, but only smiled at Lin Yi.
After opening the door of his room, Luo Guangming's junior brother asked: "Who is that kid? He actually said that you are a liar, senior brother. You are so lacking in vision and quality." How could he say that his senior brother is a liar in front of his face?
Where are the liars?
Luo Guangming said: "You can't blame him. I personally told him that I was a liar."
Junior brother: "..." Why does senior brother feel that he has become stupid after leaving Master?
Luo Guangming warned his junior brother: "Don't offend others."
"Why?" The junior brother's face was full of anger. He is just an ordinary person. If you let a ghost into his room, you won't be able to scare him to death.
"He is a college student and an atheist. In his eyes, the way we behave is just feudal superstition. If we make any noise and someone reports us to the property management or the police, do you think the police will believe him or us?
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Junior Brother: "..." What Senior Brother said seems to make sense.
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After the nurse left, Huang Wu Huang Qi also appeared, one carrying hot soup and the other holding pot cakes: "Master, I know you didn't eat well in the hospital, so I specially made some food myself. Master, please try it."
Lin Yi tasted the pot cake and found that the taste was really average, but in order not to dampen Huang Qi's enthusiasm, he said against his will: "It's okay."
After eating, Er Shu served Lin Yi tea and water, squeezed his shoulders and beat his legs to serve him.
"Master, do you think the house has been tidied to your liking? We were busy cleaning it every day while you were in the hospital. It's very clean."
The smooth and bright Boli, the immaculately tidied living room, all kinds of decorations neatly placed, even his shoes are polished new and bright.
"Thank you for your hard work."
Looking at Er Shu's flattering face, Lin Yi smiled and said, "Tell me, what's the trouble?"
Huang Wuqiqi Ai Ai said authentically: "Master, the Chinese New Year is coming soon, and our Huangmen also has to hold a family gathering. Whether it is the boss who works in the Empress Temple, or the elder relatives and friends who are the immortals in the mortal world, or the immortals, all will
Let’s go back and get together and show off how we are doing well.”
Lin Yi raised his eyes: "What then?"
Huang Wu smiled more and more flatteringly with a mousey face: "My eldest son is living in the Empress Temple and enjoying the incense of the common people. In Huangmen, it is a first-class scenery. It's Huang Er, Huang San, and the gangsters.
Not only are they altar immortals, they are also registered in the Empress Temple. Even Huang Liuhuangjiu and others are from the same church, unlike my wife and I, who can't even get along with the family immortals.
If my family knew about it, I don’t know how much they would be laughed at.”
In the Northeast, these animals that have become spirits generally have three places to go. If they live well, they will work as servants in the Empress's Temple, or have registered, that is, they have status and status under the Empress, and they can enjoy the incense of the common people. In the future, they will prove it.
The path to becoming an immortal is just around the corner.
Another option is to become an altar immortal. The altar immortals generally live in Xiangtou's home. Xiangtou is a human being who specializes in serving the "immortal family" and has the ability to communicate with the altar immortals. The worship and treatment received by the altar immortals are so
It is quite good. The altar immortals need to be strong. Those with weaker strength can only settle down and become household immortals. They live in private homes and are only worshiped by the head of the household. They protect the head of the household, guard the house and protect the family, and the head of the household worships the head of the household.
They provide incense.
Huang Wu couldn't even get along with a family fairy now, and he felt that he had lost face in the family, but he had to participate in the family gathering. In order not to lose face, he had to come and beg Lin Yi.
Lin Yi looked at him: "What do you mean?"
Huang Wuxiao whispered: "Master, can you make me a family immortal?"
"Um?"
Huang Wu shook his body and said quickly: "I am still the master's spiritual pet and will always be. I just want to ask the master to make me a family fairy so that I can earn some face in the family."
"I want you to be a family immortal?" Lin Yi snorted, "Can you beat me?"
Huang Wu was about to cry: "It's just a formality. In fact, I am still your old man's pet."
Huang Qi helped from the side: "Master, in fact, it's just to look good on your face. I beg you, Master, for the sake of us and my wife serving you wholeheartedly, please help us, just this once."
Lin Yi asked: "What needs to be done?"
Huang Wu's spirit was shaken, and he said happily: "It's very simple. According to the rules, when making offerings, the name of the immortal family is given. Because I also asked for a title from the Empress Temple, I have to write my name."
"If you want to write a couplet, it usually means filling the storehouse with money and grain, and ensuring safety when entering." Huang Qi added.
"It is appropriate for Baojiaxian's hall order to be made of yellow paper or yellow cloth, but no other color is acceptable. The optimal size of the order is one foot three."
"If Tang Dan is burned to my family, my family will know that I am a family fairy."
"By the way, the names of your family and my name should also be written on the list." Huang Wu said.
"What's your name?"
"Of course it's Master Huang Wu." Huang Wu said.
Lin Yi asked: "What is it called?"
"Master Huang Wu, I am the fifth in the family. I am preceded by Mr. Huang Zu, Grandma Huang, the Third Grandfather, and the Sixth Grandma. Those of our generation are called Mr. Huang. Huang Shi is honored as such.
Mr. Huang. I am the fifth in the family, so..."
Huang Qi pinched Huang Wuyi's face.
Huang Wu woke up instantly and quickly changed his words: "Master Huang Wu, just call me Mr. Huang Wu."
Lin Yi raised his eyes: "Say it again?"
"Huang Wu, Huang Wu!" Huang Wu was about to cry.
Chapter completed!