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Chapter 4 The best grandma

"No way, you really can't climb trees, then how did you become the Monkey God?" Song Shi shouted loudly, and the birds in the forest were so frightened that they flew up.

The white monkey looked at Song Shi angrily, then jumped to a nearby tree, but it climbed lower and lower, and finally sat on the ground dejectedly, covering its head with its two front paws, as if it was shameless to see anyone.

Song Shi was amused and sat next to the white monkey. The white monkey jumped on her head, grabbed her hair into a chicken nest, and then returned to her shoulders.

"Fantong, I will call you Fantong from now on! I want to eat meat, but where can I find pheasants?" Song Shi said fiercely as he pulled Fantong off his shoulder.

Fantong pointed in one direction aggrievedly. Song Shi went over and saw a fat pheasant in the grass. It weighed at least seven or eight pounds. The feathers were black and shiny. Song Shi swallowed hard. She wanted to eat pheasant!

Song Shi's cat crouched close to her, pounced forward, stood up with a head of grass on her head, and spat out another mouthful of grass. The pheasant flapped its wings and ran past her, and the rice pail squeaked and laughed at Song Shi.

Song Shi grabbed the rice pail and threw it into the tree, watching it roll down with a grunting noise. Instead, she held her belly and laughed, while the rice pail jumped up and down in protest.

When he came down from the mountain, Song Shi was dejected. He only carried half a basket of fruits on his back. It was really a bad day because there were very few fruits on the mountain.

As soon as she entered the house, Song Shi was furious. Her grandmother, Liu Ermei, came again. There were two baskets beside her. One basket was already full of eggs, and the other was half full. She was pouting her buttocks and still looking through them.

Song Shi narrowed his eyes, grabbed the broom beside the door and rushed into the house, beating and shouting, "Catch the thief, catch the thief!"

Liu Ermei was picking the largest and most fragrant melons from a pile of melons when she heard someone shouting to catch the thief. She hugged two baskets tightly, and when she raised her head, a broom was swung at her head. She shouted in a broken gong voice, "I

I’m not a thief, you’re blind with the medicine jar, I’m your grandma!”

Song Shi didn't listen and made a whirring sound with the broom.

Liu Ermei dodged left and right, reached the old man's waist, and sat down on the ground, "Oh, everyone, come and see, Song Shi, this unfilial man, is beating the old man!"

"Grandma, why is it you? I thought there was a burglar. My parents are not at home either!" Song Shi put down the broom and panted innocently.

"Which stupid thief would steal from your house? You're so poor, just steal it!" Liu Ermei rubbed her waist, stood up slowly, and gave Song Shi a fierce look.

She felt that Song Shi had become more powerful since returning home from the Monkey Temple.

"Grandma, since my family is so poor, what are you pretending to be with your butt stuck out? Ouch!" Song Shi patted his head and walked over, snatched the basket from Liu Ermei's hand, poured out the vegetables, put the eggs in the other basket, and put

The empty basket was handed to Liu Ermei, "Grandma, it turns out you sent something to my house. Thank you."

"Who... who gave it to your house..." Liu Ermei was confused. Who said she was here to deliver something? She was clearly here to steal... Bah! She was here to take something.

Song Shi put the basket into her grandma's hand and said innocently, "Grandma, didn't you say that? Even the poorest thieves in my family don't come here. You must be here just to give things away. Just now you were taking things out. I

I'm sorry for treating you like a thief. Grandma, wait until I take out these eggs and put them away, and then I'll send the basket back to you."

"Bah! I want to take these eggs!" Liu Ermei went over to get the eggs, and Song Shi hung the basket containing the eggs on the hook hanging from the beam.

Although Song Shi is thin, she is not short, but Liu Ermei is short and cannot reach it even when she jumps high. She was so angry that she yelled, "Ah Shi, I am your grandma. Your family must be filial to me. Don't forget that you are sick."

, your mother even lent me money."

Liu Ermei puffed up her chest and started shouting.

Regarding borrowing money, Song Shi knew that her mother had borrowed money from her grandma to buy medicine for herself, but her grandma only gave her two cents, and her mother had already paid back an unknown amount of two cents, but her grandma still kept criticizing her.

Lending money to my mother is now referred to as lending money.

"Grandma, let's talk about my family's food first. Why do you have to take half of it every year? My mother has to give you meat and chickens during the holidays. Yes, there are also my chickens! Your back hurts today and your legs hurt tomorrow.

, when it hurts, you have to eat my chicken."

Since grandma wanted to talk about money, Song Shi explained these things to her clearly one by one.

"Ouch...I can't breathe." Liu Ermei patted her chest and cried out.

Wang Caihua and Song Wang, who was on crutches, came in. Wang Caihua hurriedly asked: "Mom, what's wrong with you?"

"Ask your good daughter, she wants to piss me off as soon as possible so she can spend my money!" Liu Ermei pointed at Song Shi, trembling with anger.

"Mom, Ah Shi wouldn't do that." Wang Caihua hurriedly helped her daughter to speak.

Liu Ermei rolled her eyes and said, "Don't say it's useless. Bring me a basket of eggs and a basket of good vegetables. I'll take it home! Cauliflower, don't forget, your father died early, and I'm a fool."

My father is my mother again, and I have worked so hard to raise you, but now I am old and useless..."

"Mom, stop talking, I'll pack it for you." Wang Caihua took down the hanging basket of eggs and went to pack the vegetables, but Song Shi pulled her up.

"Mom, you are not allowed to give it to grandma. Didn't you just give it to me a few days ago?"

"Ah Shi, there are so many vegetables." Wang Caihua still wanted to give it. She always felt that no matter how bad Liu Ermei was, she had raised her and she should be filial to Liu Ermei.

Song Shi took the basket from Wang Caihua's hand with a straight face. Liu Ermei jumped up and shouted: "It's a big deal, hit Caihua!"

Of course Wang Caihua was reluctant to hit Song Shi, so she just asked Song Shi to give her the basket. Song Shi put the basket on the table with a bang. Liu Ermei tried to take it, but she blocked it. She pointed to the rice pail and said, "Mom, these eggs and

The food was given to Monkey God by the villagers, right?"

"Mom, I can't give it to you." Wang Caihua immediately changed her mind.

It seems that he guessed it right. This was a rice bucket given by the villagers. Song Shi pointed to the basket on the table and said, "Grandma, I won't stop you. You can take it as you want, but if you make the Monkey God unhappy,

, please don’t..."

Liu Ermei was not afraid. She strode away with a basket of eggs in her left hand and a basket of vegetables in her right hand.

She made a miscalculation. She thought her grandma would be afraid of the Monkey God, but she turned out not to be afraid. Song Shi walked around regretfully. She was so surprised that she couldn't close her mouth. Mom, her family was about to be destroyed by vegetables.
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