Chapter 41 Enmity with the Bird
Fu Yan blinked. She thought she heard wrongly, but when she saw it, Mu Dingan was squatting in front of her.
There are free mounts, so why bother walking?
"Then I'm welcome." Fu Yan grabbed the backpack on the ground and carried it, then lay on the man's shoulder.
Mu Ding'an stood up immediately, and Fu Yan felt slightly dizzy as if he were flying into the air.
She remembered that the last time Mu Ding'an carried her on his back was when she was climbing a cliff to collect medicine and injured her foot.
This back is broad and thick, toned and powerful, and very secure.
Fu Yan was already imagining that she would be on the man's back all afternoon, just putting it down for a while while collecting herbs. How relaxing it would be, without any effort on her feet.
The man could clearly feel the softness on his back, and his eyes couldn't help but darken slightly, even bigger than last time. After all, Fu Yan was good at cooking and the food was delicious every day.
After walking only a mile, the man put her down.
"Mu Ding'an, do you want to relieve yourself?"
"Go by yourself." Mu Ding'an felt that he had made up for it and didn't want to do this hard work anymore.
Fu Yan was speechless for a while. He thought she was slow just now, but suddenly she understood: "Oh, Mu Ding'an, you are just deliberately taking advantage of me, aren't you? If you take enough advantage, you can't wait to throw me down."
Mu Ding'an's face darkened for a while, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
"Whatever you think."
Fu Yan took one look at the man's muscular waist, reached out and pinched him.
Mu Dingan immediately avoided it, but he was still touched by her. A layer of anger appeared on his face: "Do you want to be shameless as a woman?"
The place where she touched her waist was itchy, and it spread all over the body, making it impossible to suppress it.
"I'll pay him back in his own way." Fu Yan said, "You just take advantage of me, but can't I take advantage of yours?"
"I'm carrying you on my back, even if it's not ninety pounds, it's still eighty pounds. This is called taking advantage of you."
I have to say, it feels really good, and my figure is even better than the models on the catwalk.
Mu Ding'an regretted it now, why was he carrying her on his back?
"Our bodies are touching each other, and you still say it's not the case. If others see it, they will say who took advantage of the other." Fu Yan makes sense.
"We are nominally husband and wife. Others will only think it's normal when they see us." The man said.
"Okay Mu Ding'an, so this is what you have in mind, and it is not pure." Fu Yan rolled her eyes. She originally thought that she had been riding for a long time, but she was put down before she had enough enjoyment, so she had to doubt the man's motives.
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"You are pure and shameless and just touched my waist." The man snorted.
"This means you come and I go."
Mu Ding'an stopped talking. He found that if he continued to argue about this matter, he would just dwell on it. Moreover, he was a taciturn person and did not want to waste his words.
However, Fu Yan's claws came to his mind unsatisfactoryly, and he pinched him very hard. He still has an indescribable feeling to this day.
"Shao Yu, please don't take my medicine by mistake." Fu Yan muttered, looking in one direction, next to a big rock: "dig out all the things with grass-like leaves."
Mu Ding'an went over to dig, and Fu Yan sat down and took a sip of water.
"That group of people brought bows and arrows. They came to kill birds, right? Oh my god, I'm so scared."
"Everyone looks like they are not easy to mess with. If we didn't fly faster, I'm afraid we would have been roasted and eaten by now."
More than a dozen birds flew from the other side of the mountain, chirping and flapping their wings in a messy manner, their bright black eyes full of fear.
Wait - Fu Yan suddenly had a clever idea. She actually understood what they were saying, and this function seemed to be activated just now.
Fu Yan suddenly became excited. Except for Jietian's trip to the town, she usually spent her days in the village and in the mountains. In this closed environment, she knew nothing about the outside world. If danger came, she would not be afraid of it at all.
She was kept in the dark, but now she can understand what these animals are talking about, which is a great thing.
Fu Yan was having a sweet dream when suddenly a piece of bird droppings fell on the back of his hand.
"What a rotten and dead bird. There is no place to poop. Be careful of being shot to death with bows and arrows, and then roasted and eaten."
Fu Yan almost felt sick to death. She wiped the back of her hands on the ground and cursed. Then she rinsed the back of her hands with water.
"This damn woman is cursing us, and she's cursing so viciously. Come on, brothers, if you still have something in your stomach, you can drag it on her." said the boss bird.
These birds had already flown past and immediately returned.
"Mu Ding'an, help."
Fu Yan quickly ran over there, so many birds pooped on her body, so that was okay.
Mu Ding'an was digging herbs when he saw Fu Yan running over in a panic, with a flock of birds following above her head.
Moreover, these birds were still pooping on her body, as if they were deliberately targeting her, they specifically went to poop on her head.
Even if he had just quarreled with this woman, these birds were really too bullying.
Mu Ding'an took out something from his waist and threw it up in a blink of an eye. A bird fell from the sky, fell to the ground, tilted its head and died, and the small dagger was stabbed in its throat.
The group of birds was in chaos on the spot.
"Ah, Old Fifteen was killed. This man was really ruthless and his attacks were swift."
"Everyone, run away quickly, we don't know who will be next." Seeing the tall man taking the dagger from the dead bird without haste, the birds were so frightened that they fled.
Two bubbles of shit fell on Fu Yan's shoulders, and the smell kept coming into her nostrils. She pulled it out with a wooden stick in disgust, poured some water and rubbed it. Fortunately, she didn't put on the beautiful new clothes.
Otherwise it will ruin your mood.
These stinky and shameless dead birds were obviously the ones who came to provoke her first.
"Why do birds hate you so much and want to chase you to do such a thing?"
Mu Ding'an stood in front of her with his arms folded, looking like he was watching a good show.
Fu Yan was already angry. She thought that activating this function would bring her good luck. Unexpectedly, she was showered with feces by these smelly birds, and Mu Ding'an even ridiculed her.
"It's just that I didn't poop on you the first time. You have to scold me if I poop on you."
"I have this thing, so I don't need to scold it."
Mu Ding'an wiped the blood on the dagger, and then put it back in the sheath on his waist.
Also, if Mu Ding'an didn't have such skills, those birds would definitely have a celebration party on her head.
Fu Yan picked up the dead bird. He didn't know what species these birds were. The feathers on their bodies were dark black with some blue. They were very beautiful. They were quite big, bigger than the entire palm of their hand. Just this one.
It only weighs less than half a catty.
"If you dare to poop on me, this is what will happen. I will roast you and eat you when you go back." Fu Yan threw the dead bird into the basket and clapped his hands.
The group of birds did not fly far. They landed on the treetops in the distance and were having a meeting.
"Old Fifteen died, and he died so miserably, just like that stinky woman cursed him. This revenge must be avenged."
Chapter completed!